How to Tame Your Dragon? (Patreon)

     Two seasoned travelers cross paths on a serene meadow, they greet and recognize each other as a fellow adventurer, so they decide to rest for the night together, the company would be nice for a change. Casually they exchange a few words, a few stories, tales of their accomplishments and adventures. A few minutes later, they start to brag, then the conversation turns into a competition, tension grows, and a demonstration is demanded. A 'friendly' wrestle starts, some blows are exchanged, the pressure rises, and in the heat of the moment, intimacy happens, almost inevitable...In the end, both feel like champions emerging from battle.

     Next morning, they wish each other good luck and a promise to see each other again, both depart to different ways after a smile and a strong handshake. Didn't take too long though before the adventurers tell stories: how the hero defeated a powerful dragon and showed him who's boss, or the one where the hero fought against a brutal primate and came out victorious.          Both heroes brag with excitement their bravery and strength, little do they know that everyone else listening to their story, look at each other with a mildly annoyed expression on their faces and think:''He stinks of sex...''.