Is This Corporate Love? | Too Old For Polycule Applications (Full-Length) (Patreon)

If you thought dating one person was hard, have you considered 6? Today we are looking at the viral X (Twitter) post that has the entire timeline in shambles: A 6-member San Francisco Polycule actively recruiting their lucky 7th member. This isn't just a standard dating profile. This is a full-blown corporate application process with prior experience needed and a whole series of mind-boggling requirements like strict height restrictions (5'5" to 5'10" for "practical positioning reasons"), mandatory group vacations, and a breeding program. Whether this is the most high-effort Bay Area satire ever crafted or some guy name Norman's cult - it's definitely got me wondering if we're too old for this... This Full-Length Episode is available for all premium tiers!