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If Jesse were in an RPG... (Patreon)

Published:
2021-11-09 21:51:06
Imported:
2026-06

Content

What class would he be?

Poll results will determine how this month's fan art turns out!

Comments

Anonymous

Druid! Or Bard and Druid. A bear playing the lute would be amazing!

Dire

Bard uses a high charisma stat. Alternatively a druid because you're chill

Anonymous

I initially thought rogue so you could get ALL the loot... but you are definitely a bard.

The Ferret

Gotta go with my heart, and say bard all the way.

josh abbey

Got to say he would be the lore walker

Sarah (@pensivegamez) Jones

love the fact so many pictured in their minds Jesse and thought about how he is like on stream. Random screaming, laughing and singing makes me think he would love to be a rogue, but would fail as he would suddenly burst out behind his foe then start singing and laughing. Then screaming and running as his foe is much bigger and stronger than he thought.

CJ8manx2

The secret villain, that betrays everyone for a bag of golden weasel snouts

LurkerGG

The friend of the main character who didn't have a class because he was raised in a lower noble family, but still is a bit of a trickster. He ends up saving his friends love interest by robbing a blind and deaf beggars and using their rags to disguise himself and his friends love interest to avoid capture.

Anonymous

Horny bard 1000%

Karen

Barbarian!

Anonymous

I see Jesse as a kind of druid. A friend to all nature, and all animals. But more than that he would specialize too, in sea life. Maybe a specific kind that has over different species within it's purview that he could summon and communicate with at will. Hmm... I got it. Jesse would be the world's first and only SHARK DRUID. After all we found out from his PO box that sharks LOVE Jesse.

Anonymous

Didn't Jesse always describe himself as a puckish rogue?

Anonymous

He's clearly a warlock. The real question is who is his patron.

Anonymous

Definitely a bard, a very flirty bard

Otoger

druid or something alike, or a priest of the space butterfly

Anonymous

NPC class (every NPC is Jesse, but wearing a different wig and costume each time)

Steffen Knoll

Who charmed the redhead? The bard! ;)

Anonymous

He’d be a seductress. I don’t care if that doesn’t make sense.

Anonymous

Definitely Bard. Good for buffs but doesn't bring any real damage to the table :P

Rune Fighter

100% the Bard who tries to seduce the dragon.

Anonymous

Calling back to Crimnox the Sorcerer, I will only see Jesse as a wizard. He's in the books more than in the songs.

Anonymous

He'd be the "merchant". The guy who picks of anything and everything that he finds, and maybe he'll sell it if he doesn't want it. Or he won't, but it'll be on his cart to show off anyways.

Anonymous

I definitely imagine Jesse as more of a vendor/merchant/quest giver type guy who always screws the PC over lmao