Lockpick Pornography trailer (Patreon)

I am recovering from a flu. I has been a terrible few days! But this morning I am feeling a bit better, and I stumbled across this old video.

I totally forgot about this trailer I made for my first novel, Lockpick Pornography. I hate book trailers, and I feel like they just go on and on and on and try to be poetical and literary, so I guess this was me trying to be the exact opposite? Can you tell how hard I am struggling not to laugh when I say, "Slip her the dick?" Also featuring a guest appearance by Mike Saturday Lecky, the handsome yet unstable genius behind Loose Teeth press! 

You can buy Lockpick Pornography here, if you want:

http://amzn.to/2msSuOf 

Or, you know, read it for free online here: Lockpick-Pornography 

There is also a PDF of the original book somewhere out there. Mike released it on the 10 year anniversary, but I can't seem to find it. If you have a copy, drop me an email, and I'll post it too!