Giraffes and Everything (Patreon)

George woke up and remembered that giraffes existed. It had come to him  the night before, at the office Christmas party, an image of faded  orange and white on his sixth drink. He spent the rest of the party  interrupting conversations to tell his co-workers "I can't believe I  forgot about them. The necks and the spots and everything. The little tails."

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