Kraven the Curvaceous (Patreon)

Kraven had been lying low since he'd popped out his own bangers. Now, though, rumors have reached him that people are saying Spiderman has a better rack, and some new instinct has taken over, filling him with seething rage. "He thinks he's so great," Kraven thought to himself. "Well, maybe it's time I showed him what a real pair of melons looks like!"