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Haiku Caption Contest! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-15 15:48:44
Edited:
2025-09-15 15:49:29
Imported:
2025-09

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Come up with a clever caption for this pic! No more than 14 words. No X-Rated Captions please!

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Comments

Joseph c guillory

Review me the surprise. Of the hidden fruit Do not keep me in suspense valkyrie.

Michael son of Melvin

Boy, this Bikini Beach two week pass is beginning to pay big dividends!

Tungdil91

Are you sure this was the right lotion you applied?

SusanGentry

What? I fall asleep at the beach, and wake up like this! What beach is this?

Belle

Here’s an actual haiku: I sat on the beach, Laid down to soak up the sun, And now I have breasts!

Selkie

Basking in the sun Pleasure hills surprise my hands What am I holding?