Superman: Obsessed with Bad Boys (Patreon)
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Exposed to pink kryptonite, Superman finds himself a woman-- and obsessed with bad boys. He constantly imagines himself being captured by Luthor, chained and helpless, and even when he's wide awake and clear minded he can't help but wonder what it would be like if Luthor kissed him.
He fights his new needs as long as he can, then finally goes to Starfire for advice. "Of course you're into bad boys," Starfire says, "they're so fun. You just have to sleep with them. You don't have to approve of their choices-- outside the bedroom."
"You want me to sleep with Lex, my greatest enemy?"
"YOU want to sleep with Lex," Starfire corrected. "I'm just cheering you on. Now go get you some of that, sister."
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