The Necromancer (Commission) (Patreon)

"They call me Atrophina Half-Dead. You will never guess how I got that name, or for how long I have had it."

"Have you come here to ask me to reveal the secrets of raising the dead to you? Or something else?"

"Seeing these exposed spines around me at all times makes me wonder what my own looks like."

"Oh, this wine simply runs right through me. Good thing I have my skeletons around to get me sorted out when it does."

"There are many men who look at my skeletons with what could be confused with a twisted form of envy. Sometimes, I have these men led to me, so that they may join the ranks of my eternal servants."

"My castle is fully accessible. We built an elevator in the middle of the central spiral staircase." "I make dead bones move under their own power. The only lifeless limbs beyond my command are my own two legs."

"So you ask if I'm as hairless down there as I am up here? You will not find out in this life, but maybe the next."