Smirk on the sidewalk (Commission) (Patreon)

Marco:Bro, you’re not gonna believe what happened on my way here.

Luis:If this is another “I swear she was checking me out” story, save it. I’m too hungry for delusions today.

Marco:I’m serious this time! I was walking down and suddenly I see this girl rolling down the sidewalk. Rolling, in a wheelchair. And dude… she was gorgeous.

Sam:Here we go.

Marco:No, for real! Light brown hair, red top, little black jacket, red cast on her leg. She looked right at me… and smiled.

Luis:Of course she did. Everybody knows Marco is irresistible to women who are trying to avoid eye contact with potholes.

Sam:Wait, wait... so she was just cruising along, minding her business, and you’re telling us she randomly decided to smile at you?

Marco:Yes! She looked up, met my eyes, and gave me this little smirk. I swear she did it on purpose.

Luis:Did she also blow you a kiss? Maybe wheel in slow motion while dramatic music played?

Sam:Bro, come on. If a girl that pretty smiled at you, she probably mistook you for someone else.

Marco:I can’t believe you guys. I’m telling the truth!

Luis:Sure, sure. And what other thing did you dream of?