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CRABBY DICK'S! (Patreon)

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2018-05-25 20:25:58
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2026-06
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On the bus, heading to Ocean City and we saw this place... I haven't had a crabby dick since that Filipino hooker!!

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Anonymous

I bet all the kids think your the coolest dad lol

Brother E

Crabby Dicks...Good, Hard or Soft!!!!!!

Jojoekage

You've got to be fucking kidding me 🤣😁 don't you mean Thai hooker?

Anonymous

Ha I get it because Filipino hookers are dirty

Aidan

As always Curtis jokes extra cringy but hope you have a wonderful time :)

Anonymous

This is just...fantastic.

Anonymous
>>12591300

Every kid on the trip is a member of the goosh Curtis just doesn't know it yet.

Matt Kelso

Wait you're in Delaware?!? That's where I live! And yea, it's actually a pretty good restaurant haha. Their sign once had an ad that read "Dip Yer Balls In Our Seaman Sauce." And Ocean City, Maryland, or Jersey? Was just in Ocean City, Maryland for cruise week last week! Enjoy your trip!

codebreaker1298

Lol. This is fucking hilarious. I hope you're having a good time.

Anonymous

I live only 45 minutes from Ocean City, in Salisbury 😮

Lucy Luna

Crabby Dicks? Spongebob has changed since my day.

Baker

Nothing better than putting a whole crabby dick in your mouth, the salty taste going down your throat, orgasmic

Anonymous

Is that really a real sigh like do they know lol