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MY WIFE SENDS HER THANKS! (Patreon)

Published:
2019-04-04 22:06:22
Imported:
2026-06

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I passed along your well-wishes and condolences to my wife, with the passing of her mom. She wanted me to let you know that she sincerely and genuinely appreciates it. She told me to let you all know that, when all is settled again, she is most definitely going to watch "Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life", as she appreciates you guys.

She has no idea what it's about, so she said she won't guarantee she won't puke or something, but she will watch.  :-)

Of course, I talk about The GOOSH in general, and you guys in specific, all the time. This led to me, once again, getting blamed for being a creeper. The conversation was:

MY WIFE: They really seem like a good bunch of kids! (Mind you, anyone under 40 to us are "kids.")  :-D

ME: They are!

MY WIFE: I feel bad that you are such a bad influence on them.

ME: What's that supposed to mean?! I'm not a bad influence!

MY WIFE: Of course you are. You think gross and violent things are funny, your sense of humor is bizarre, you say and do strange things...

ME: Wait a second! Can I remind you that it was THEM who showed me the Goosh man video, not the other way around!

MY WIFE: Yea, because they probably thought a normal person would be disgusted by it and it was supposed to be a prank! They didn't imagine anyone is messed up enough to think it was fun and hilarious!

I shut up after that... She kinda got me there.

Comments

V_VMat

You could say that: "birds of feather flock together"

J Johnson

early 30something year old kid reporting in.

grimmjow

I'll tell my mom to pray for you, cause i dont pray

James

Always happy to be a part of the team!

THE GOOSH!
>>21478902

LOL! My wife and I had just been talking about how we can tell how old we have gotten by the age group we consider to be "kids". I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that, even though he's 2 1/2 years older than my daughter, our son-in-law just turned 40... The first member of our kids' generation of friends and immediate family to hit that mark! :-D

Anonymous

Well she described everyone here to a T, we are kind of a "disturbed" community but we accept each other for their rather say amazing sence of humor

THE GOOSH!
>>21479308

In all seriousness, that's a HUGE part of why I love you guys so much! Even when doing standup, I was always a tough fit in finding an audience because my sense of humor is so different and kinda disturbing to some... This is like Nirvana to me, having found a community of people who actually share my sense of humor! :-)

Meelog Malterion

Im so disturbed I listen to a band called Disturbed....their version of the sound of silence is pretty good...

Meelog Malterion

I think everyone here has a sick sense of humour Baldman jsut the other day there were two black guys on Tv boxing(it was a boxing match) but that stuff bores me...so without realizing i was talking aloud I said "This fight sucks now if you cover those guys in baby oil and I mean really lay it on so they get nice and shiny and then dim the lights thatd be real entertaining"

Anonymous

I've always been kind of fucked up, but you were the one, Curtis, to help me fully realize that potential! :D

michael Worley

30 something here :) these videos are my lunch break XD

Anonymous

That conversation between you and your wife really cracked me up. Glad you managed to find someone like that Curtis 👍

Aidan

Nurufufufu yeah that's why we flocked to you curtis. We followed an old bald man youtuber/creator because he actually watches/reacts to stuff we like to see him react and he enjoys it. Curtis what you've seen to this point is just the tip of the iceberg.

Anonymous

Here we are like the one piece's pirates of the restaurant, we are all just one messed up community 🤣🤣. We should have our own pirate flag 🤣🤣

Anonymous

there is no such thing as a normal person. They don't exist any more.

Dia Rbeid

We're not the gooshers for nothing,it s well deserved title and a great gooshing leader leads us to the light. I wish the best for your wife and my condelences to her,please make her life in this period as easy as it can be, and I'm sure you will Curtis :)

Anonymous

Your wife is awesome! I adore her! SpazWife is correct on all counts! Love ya Uncle Curtis!

Jyiber

I think the level of depravity we're talking about is more common than average in our little "club" here.

Enzonator

Yeah we do have a few screws loose in our heads, it's what makes us lovable. Please do send my love and condolences to the family.

Anonymous

It's the least we could man And heck I almost puke watching that crap lol

The Gimpster 101

If I can suggest a song for the Pretty Lady who lives in you house, as well as anyone else, is Gone Away done by Five Finger Death Punch. It is dedicated for those who have passed on. The music video they made shows respect for those in service over seas and to give testimony to how well they display their skill, is the fact that my Old School Christian Grandfather loves this song that is done by a Metal Band.