I DON'T SUCK! :-D (Patreon)

I wanted to share this with you guys before I shared it on my Twitter. Many years ago, I was doing a whole run about how my legacy will be that of the greatest wrestler ever; top of the mountain, king of the heap, all others bow before me... You get the idea.  :-)

One night, this kid had made this sign and taunted me with it. After my match, I stole it from him and shouted for all to hear, "I don't suck, you do! And you can have this back when you stop sucking, which means it's mine forever!"

As you can see, I still have it.

His reaction was one of being startled and scared at first, then he shouted and called me names as I was walking away with his sign. You could tell he loved being a part of everything.

...I miss that business SO much!...