Tobi the little elephant girl (Patreon)

"Oh you wanna be bigger, boy? Yes yes, I have the perfect potion for you, only 900 rupies."
"You sure it works?" drinks it
"Oh sure, is this my wife calling. I have 8 kids. Gotta go and drive them all to school, seeya around, enjoy your hoilday!"

Alternative story:
"Thats a funny godess! Looks like an elephant! Pfffft, thats so silly!"
Doesn't silly Tobi know never to make fun of other cultures? The naughty boy now girl works started working as a shrine maiden until the god is apeased and might turn him back into a normal boy... in a few hundred years give or take