How pregnant I look and feel (Patreon)

Yesterday I went to ikea with a friend. I had decided that first thing we should to is to eat at the buffet. So Indeed I gorged myself and ate probably 3 times as he did. And with my tight shirt looking absolutely pregnant and perhaps overdue we proceeded and walked through the displays. At some point I felt so swollen and round to the point in which as we were walking by the children room's displays I was curdling my belly and rubbed it and the thought of expecting a child was on my mind. Not gonna lie. It felt kinda hot.