Update 06/23 - Small, Pointless Half-Life: Zero Viscosity Teaser! (Patreon)

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Time for an UPDATE by ME, ALFABUSA.

So, it's actually been one week and six days.

But, tomorrow, we're releasing another audiolog, AND ALSO, its Midsummer, and here in Sweden that's a 'red day' meaning I don't work, and to assure I actually don't work, I'll be at my child's grandmother's (that is to say my mom's) place probably eating fish or something idk.

Nevertheless, time for an update!

First, quickly, tomorrow we'll be releasing the fourth HTP Audiolog, featuring Big-D's third and clearly most favouritest son, Horse, whom has fallen ill with some mysterious affliction.

Since Horse is a horse, the dialogue gets quite one-sided as each and every single family member comes out, tends to him and speaks to him like a bunch of freaks talking to a horse (that is to say any horse owner).

This one is quite cozy so make sure to listen to it in a dark room.

SECOND, as you can see, I've posted a small, pathetic little preview up above! The first animation made available for Half-Life: Zero Viscosity, the next project we're focusing on.

This is indeed quite a small and pointless little thing that doesn't tell you much, but just for context, this depicts the over-eager but well-meaning Trooper KSSKYUR MUBMUBKAMUBBLISKA of the forgotten Race X voiced by SpeakerD (WOW, Speechard gets TWO main character roles? What a FUCKER), as well as a human guy called Human Guy who was a professional forklift driver once upon a time, played by HulkyKrow (not familiar? remember Shrike? That's the one).

I don't think I want to try and explain what the first episode is about because you'll just nod and blink and cough awkwardly and pretend to get it to be nice to me.

However, I can insist that when I wrote the script, it felt like a volcano erupted in my brain every time I wrote a line because it was just so much fun to write for these characters. It's just fun to write weird little alien guys.

Currently both I, Karl, Garrot and Vindicare have started animating since the entire episode is almost finished art-wise. We've also got a super sick, super nice, super disgustingly fucking cool sickass intro, once more drawn by RudeRubicante and scored by Mackeerre, and also animated by Karl, and not to continue on essentially brownosing for something I'm actively working on like a weird ad bot, the intro makes me feel things as a decades-long Half-Life fan and getting to be involved in doing something like this kind of feels like a prophecy finally coming to fruition.

Fun fact: the first video on Karl's channel is a Gmod animation.

The first couple of (unlisted) videos on my channel are also Gmod or TF2 things.

I felt this was relevant information, in some fashion.

Nevertheless, that'll be that for now.

I wish you a Glad Midsommar!

Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!