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HEY PATRONS!

I've now gone and released a new short starring the Emperor and Rogal Dorn in which they talk about the Imperial Law, including the Book of Judgement which the Adeptus Arbites enforce. I really hope you enjoy, it was real fun to work on and a nice change of phase since it didn't take much time at all to finish!

What I'll be working on next for just a short little while is a video informing everyone that if anyone, at any point in time, wants to know what I am currently working on, they can go to my Twitter where I've started pinning the thumbnail or related picture of the video I am currently focusing on completing, including the title and stuff like that!

What I will be working on after that is the new TTS Special starring Kitten, Magnus and Tzeentch - where Kitten and Tzeentch face off in an a game of   PARADOX-BILLIARDS-VOSTROYAN-ROULETTE-FOURTH DIMENSIONAL-HYPERCUBE-CHESS-STRIP POKER for Magnus' soul! Who will win?! 

PLACE YOUR FUCKIN' BETS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

After that, EP25 will be in focus, which might take some time to finish because it is pretty big!

Thanks for sticking around my friends.

Emperor bless <3

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If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Short 7: ??? ???????? ???

This is mostly based off of lore found in the 2nd edition Codex Imperialis as well as some good ol' Dark Heresy books. ?????????? ?? ????? ?? ??? ???????? ????.

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CyanAngel (edited)

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2026-09-07 07:00 "Kitten and Tzeentch face off in an a game of PBVRFDHCSP for Magnus' soul! Who will win?!" Didn't The Emperor already annoy-poke Tzeentch to return Mangus' soul?
2017-01-24 12:29

Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang)

Tzeentch is only able to not reclaim it because Magnus' resides by the Emperor's side on Terra, where his influence does not properly reach! But now, with Magnus leaving the planet, Tzeentch is able to reclaim what is his.

Paul Calhoun

Was Rogal using his siege drill to somehow transport those books or is he just casually using telekinesis? I also feel bad for the High Lords. Now the only fun they're going to have is when the Fabricator General makes fun of the others for being meat people.

Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang)

EHEHEHE he's supposed to be using a grav-cannon. Just ignore the fact that the grav-cannons aren't visible.

Nostalgia

Oh, you and your Karl cameos.

Ogunst

Glorious video as always Alfa. But you may wanna warn the viewer before frightening us again like that.

Fire Guy

Love that "Attention citizen!" at 2:00 XD

Anonymous

O boi I always knew paying to have my YouTube subscriptions emailed to me was a good idea *snark snark*

Taylor Tilbury

I sorta want to see a judge having to read a book of judgement that Emp's and Rogal write up. their heads may explode due to it being comprehensible save for several laws Emp's makes regarding corgis, fire, strippers and friendly woodland creatures.

Jack Ponder

The Emperor hit the bottom of the barrel a long time ago. Now he's just exploring the metaphysical underhive that is the Imperium's madness.

Cotton

WORDS CAN NOT FUCKING DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I ENJOY THIS. SO HERE ARE THE SAME WORDS WITH THE SHIFT-KEY HELD DOWN.