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Description: It’s April Fools and you decide to make your boyfriend roleplay as a cheesy pizza delivery man with bad 90's porno music and all. How long can he take it before he caves and disciplines you over an unforgivable request?

VA - Mr. Robinson

This script was written by Ellie and Sassifras

Request: A cheesy pizza delivery audio for Mr Robinson with bad 90's porno music and all

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Amano

my flabber is completely gasted

Trealop {Millie}

Was definitely not expecting this..? Legends thank you 🙏🫶🏼

MDF3

All I’ve done is read the description and I’m ready to be amused….

Unknown

I need to see the bloopers for this 😭

Ms. Sunshine

🥺 After a tiring day, there's nothing like an audio from Mr. Robinson ❤️

QueenLauren_603

Aww I love when Robinson portrays a Daddy Dom! 😍 Thanks BKS! - The pizza puns were hilarious 😂. This audio was sweet. :)

Amy T.

Loving Tony having his own tag finally. The man waited so long. He deserves it! 😆

satogeto

a fool for this mans✋

satogeto

tony what are you doing here😂😭

Kels

oh this is going to be good 😭

McAroni Toni

Broke a nail getting here for Daddy Robinson

Dan

TONY 🤣🤣 NEXT TO MULTIPLE ORGASMS

Curvesomemermaid

Well...Happy April Fool's Day to me...And I Love It!!!

🎀Mimi🎀

Not me running to find my AirPods 🏃🏻‍♀️ Edit: I’m 11 minutes in and I couldn’t stop laughing.😂😂😂

Jules13

TONY😂😂😂😂 I can't listen rn, but I'll enjoy it later

Mimue

Robinson you absolute mad lad.

dede

WHAT THE HELL AM I LISTENING TOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Briya

The way I am cracking up. I just can't😂😂. The music has me so dead😂😂😂 Wait did he say " how do you like those onions?"😂😂😂

courtney ✨

Y’all are silly as hell 💗

Briya

I could have sworn I heard another voice giggle 😂

Briya

I could not stop laughing.

WinterRose

Even as a gag, it was good. And funny coincidence, I just got my pizza delivered when this audio started. lmao!

StingRose

Giggling and kicking my feet fr this is amazingly funny

SassyCinderella

Stoppppp with pick up lines!!! 100% cannot with this. We love a wholesome Robinson. Inside your brick oven! 🫢❤️

Nyyn Buub

I saw chessy and april fools and I knew it would be a Robinson audio. Then I read everything else and I was done lmao. This is too funny! I love it.

Aiyla

The jokes, I can’t😂

V

Toooonyyyyy

Lucky Clover

I’m smiling so wide and giggling so much that my cheeks are red. 😂 In my next life, I am going to marry my own Daddy Robinson. And I’ll be his very own brick oven ANYTIME!!! 😂😂😂🥰

Kdream3

YESS A ROLEPLAY!!

Lucky Clover

“IF YOU DON’T CUM IN UNDER 30 MINUTES THE NEXT ONE’S FREE” 🙌🏼👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😭😭😭 OMG I love him so much. We must protect our sweet Daddy at ALL COSTS! 🥰❤️

Shelby

The evil chuckle I emitted at "there better not be a plumber costume" cannot be emphasised more, as I 100% relate to the brat in this and require more! Mr Robinson, ty for being such a good dom for us feisty brats, this was absolutely delightful, even during the crigiest puns 🤣

Doña Yayi

Oh my gawds an april fools day audio with our Mr. Cuddle bear!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 sisterwives yaaaaaasss we are ready for some laughs, sweetness and 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 LETS GOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!! 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Celeste1121

fuck these tags…I can’t breathe 🥵

Pam 701

This is absolutely perfect for April Fools day. I could tell Robinson loved eating all that cheese. Such a great audio! ❤️😂🥵🔥❤️

Jo

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Jo

Mr.Robinson saying "i accept my fate... Oh no,that smile..." And I'm like hell yess can't wait to get home so i can listen this!!!

IvoryLou - BKS Moderator

Haha that was good. I can tell Robinson had fun with that, he was even laughing at all that cheese. 🤣🤣

satogeto

im gagging😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Emily

the story🤭

B

This one was really good!

GirlFriday

Why is this so hot? This shouldn’t be hot! Gah - now I have a pizza kink?

Kelsey's Place

Those lines are so funny XD But tbh does he think all this is only worth twenty dollars? Personally I would have gone for repair man cosplay. Always a surprise extra charge with them. She/We better be getting free pizzas for at least a year lol

roseforthethorns

When we got the alert that this week’s schedule would be different, I wondered if that meant we’d be getting something for April Fool’s. I’m cackling. I know it’s gonna get hot, but right now I can’t stop giggling.

Verachia

Top tier dad jokes! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 also the music 😂😂😂😂 hehehehe

The Tale Tree✨

Bahahaha! My favorite combo, laughter and pleasure! I cracked up so much and you know, felt other ways too. 😏 Excellent balancing Sassafras and Ellie! Robinson is king as always, having fun with every script he works with. A real joy!

baby

you know i think, we might have a sub robinson audio coming up soon (probably) hearing him say he's okay to let us take control?!?!? 😋🤠

courtney ✨

“I can’t wait to be inside of your brick oven, baby.” Ellie lmao you’re a treasure 🤣

💚Buttercup💚

Im just a gooey cheesy mess that was hilarious *insert melting emoji* Sexy & hilarious! 😂 deep dish was inevitable haha

pillowcurls99

tony is our stan lee in our audios😂😂😂

Athena

I just.... the pizza puns had me rolling. So adorable.

Ifera Morganna 👑

Tony!!! It's always Tony 🤣🤣🤣 And the pizza puns and the music...lord!!! You guys kill me with laughter with the "I can’t wait to be inside of your brick oven, baby" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Grymrayven

We will admire his hammer, and ask for a demonstration on the proper use of the tools on his belt.⚒🛠

yellowbricks

robinson acting like he's a bad actor... has got to be my new favorite thing. wait. no. i lied. my new favorite thing is robinson's moanier moans!!! he's so fucking moany in this one... is he... getting... dare i say... BETTER AT MOANING?!?! how is this humanly possible?!?!? is he trying to kill me?!? **insert dancing pallbearers gif **

Tierney

What alert😭

Ann

That what they call extra cheese STOP HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Brittjadeheart

Me pinching the bridge of my nose to this entire audio lmao!!!

AnnaLouise

i would take so many spanks from daddy robinson 👉👈

tsuki kim

Tony is a tag now?! 😭

Madame Zee

I had a small coughing fit after I snort laughed in this audio. Chefs kiss to all the puns

Grymrayven

I feel like the first four minutes aren't even scripted, just Robinson irl venting about terrible writing. I loved the humour and meta that went into this 😂🤣

Theresa ZIMMER

I love how much Robinson loves eating pussy.

Deanna Tyson

I’ll never be able to look at pizza the same way ever again. But this was hilarious. Still good though.

Nikki Roberts

Oh my word the “oh my god you make me so hard” at 25.23 is sooooo hot!! 🔥

LuckyPenguin

Ellie and Sassifras, you two are absolutely geniuses! That was the right amount of cheesy humour and naughty spiciness. I wanna know how many takes that took for Robinson to complete it hehe. But as always, he rose to the challenge hehe. Much love 💜 PS I bet Tony the neighbour has heard and seen some sights hehe

tsuki kim

I kept laughing pls 😭

Eden Miller

🗣️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💦❤️‍🔥👀

Khons

Half way through, I thought they are gonna have “bun in the oven” joke as well 🤣🤣… can’t stop laughing whilst listening to this. Awesome work to all 🧡😂

Tara

Not gonna lie I was jamming to the cheesy 90s porno music 😂😂

Yuner

tbh the pizza puns are so funny, I can’t stop laughing🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Nala Sky'

This is my kind of brattiness 🤭 I still have bite marks from the last time I showed out. Eeek! If I wasn't giggling I was clinching, if it wasn't clinching I was giggling! I love laughing laughing during sex too. This is just perfect. Oh, Daddy Robinson, you're simply the best. I have to say it, you definitely delivered. Ellie and Sassifras, we are absolutely indebted to you both. Thank you for sharing your excellent senses of humor 🩷

Rainshadow

I’ve never laughed so much while being sooo turned on! This was great!!

Mandy

Love how Tony is becoming an hashtag 😅 Also Mr Robinson can really nail any role 👏🏼👏🏼🔥🔥

Mandy

I wanna see and hear sexy plumber Robinson now 👀👀

Keo

PEPPERLONELY LOOOOOOOL I love this !!

Maria Lopez

Right I love listening to his pussy eating ♥️💓💓💓💖💖

Renevsi

So difficult to listen to! Oh that's hot...OH that's hot...oh god it's a bad dad pun too funny!!

Loona

🍕 + 🎧 = 😋

Leah

Ohhh, I LOVE this!

Mavka Skaðisdottir

"I'd literally rather wear your lingerie!" "There better not be a plumber in there!" Hahahahahaha the cackling laugh I just let out! 🤣

honeymoon

I can’t stop giggling 🤣🤣🤣

josie

kinda missed the cheesy porno music

Dyann♡

this is so funny 🤣 i can't stop laughing 🤣

Mugichi

Listening to this while eating pizza 🍕😂 almost choke to that puns and definitely choke while spanking that bum with thattt voiiiiiccceeeeeee.. so hot! 🥵 got me all that cheese and sausages down there

Sarah-Rachel

( ≧∀≦)ノ (*>∇<)ノ

Lady Abigor

So cheesy and so glorious

LuckyPenguin

I absolutely adore Ellie and Sassifras for writing this and for Robinson agreeing to recording this one. Its so funny and spicy! Here we go: 1. Robinson's home.... time for some fun hehe 2. 1:35 mins - Love how his tone drops there... goes a little low and sexy hehe 3. 2:40 mins - Yes you absolutely HAVE to put it on hehe! 4. 3:18 mins - Oh I don't think so... this is gonna be way more fun hehe 5. 4:50 mins - Oh please! Its all part of the roleplay! 6. 5:55 mins - So glad he loves my outfit hehe 7. I just can't hold it together what all those cheesy lines! 8. 7:20 mins - Hi Tony the neighbour! 9. 8:18 mins - Not the cheesy porno music too! And let the spiciness ensue! 10. 13:30 mins - Denying Robinson is playing a dangerous fun game hehe 11. 14:20 mins - Uh-oh here we go! 12. 14:45 mins - Oh when he gets right in my ear.... damn that's hot! 13. 15:35 mins - Fuck, love it when he calls himself 'Daddy'. 14. 16:25 mins - I can imagine Robinson just stretching out and rolling his neck after taking those clothes off hehe 15. 17:10 mins - I'm not a Brat... so I totally would have apologised. 16. 19:10 mins - Ok I can take a few spanks if I get kisses like that afterwards. 17. 22:45 mins - Definitely preferred this Robinson 'good girl' moment hehe! 18. 24 mins - Definitely prefer rewards instead of punishments! 19. 25:55ish mins - Listener orgasm 1! 20. 30:30 mins - Oh more cheesy lines! 21. 32:45ish mins - Listener orgasm 2! 22. 33:10ish mins - Robinson orgasm! 23. Time for some aftercare cuddles! 24. 35:50 mins - 3 more costumes..... I really hope that means 3 more cheesy audios hehe! 25. Love that he actually checks for marks and sores on the body too. 26. Loving the plan for the rest of the night. I love that Ellie and Sassifras collabed on this! They both have they own unique flavour and they work so well together. And I just love Robinson for doing this audio. And how he switches energy between funny/cheesy to being the Soft Dom Daddy! Just awesome! Well done again to Ellie and Sassifras, Robinson and the rest of the BKS team (I hope they had fun doing the bad 90s porno music hehe). Much love 💜

Random_girl_here

Hahaha thank you, thank you for being so DUMB

CandyGurl🍫

💕Thanx BKS team! I love this girl -- she's hilarious. Good on her for thinking up the pizza delivery guy with the porn 'stache😂

CandyGurl🍫

💕Reminds me of a friend who said she was a Brat and her pronouns were try/me!😂

MwaliTatu

Ngl, pepperlonely would've *got* me.

CandyGurl🍫

💕 I luv audios with Tony🤗💕

ying T

The background music lmao

Alie_cat199

I didn’t realize how fun this audio was until I heard it!! Thank you Ellie and Sassifras for a delicious script and VA, Mr Robinson for delivering an incredible performance. I would like to see him as a policeman. I think you could take search and seizure to a whole other level. 🫠🔥❤️

Fallen Angel

Amazing! So funny! And these moans? Soooo sexy!

User

Tony : 👁👁 🚶🐕

AngelMama

Oh this one has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣 nonstop giggles and then it was 0 to 60 in less than 2 seconds...the cheesy turned sexy 🥵🥵 real quick. Loved every second!! "How many more costumes did you buy?!" 🤣🤣🤣

AngelMama

I legit wrote this one down 🤣🤣

Melissa

It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard. My chest and stomach hurt. 🤣🤣🤣

Becky

This is so great! Cheese at its cheesiest. I laughed like a tickled baby. As usual, Robinson's delivery is spot on (pun intended). 🍕🧀🫠

Kelsey Smart

So funny, 10/10, more like this please.

Katie

This was spectacular! 😂 Somebody get Mr Robinson an Oscar!

JanAnge

😂🤣😆🤣