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Premise: As a kid, Zachery Allen was always cute as a button. The sort of cute that made little girls follow him around and old folks stop in the streets to pinch his cheek. But as time flew by, he became the type of gorgeous that haunted your every dream. 

Dark tousled curls. Green eyes hidden behind thickly framed glasses. Canines that peeked forward when he smiled. Dimples.

Growing up as neighbors, your paths always stayed intertwined and by some twist of fate, you both ended up at the same college. Maybe it’s not that strange. Because even though he’s always preferred trig and chess club over parties you’ve somehow managed to stay friends. Which might turn out to be your saving grace, seeing how you’re about to fail math. But even though Zachery has agreed to help you out, you have a hard time paying attention. He might be an academic genius, but where your feelings for him are concerned; he’s adorably oblivious. You like it that way. Besides, the only way you’re able to show him affection is by being a pain in his ass. 

And he’s always tolerated it. 

Until now.

VA - Mr. Robinson

This script was written by Snoooza

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Amano

im gonna need to stretch for this one…🫠

Vi.

I think I’m going to love this audio

August Evermore

These tags are going to be the death of meeeeee 😫🥵😂

V

These tags are going to end me… we’re eating really good tonight 🫠🫠🫠🫠

LizzyJ

Can we PLEASE get back to back Gallo audios some day, like we do Robinson ones. Please 🙏 ❤️

🎀Mimi🎀

Yay!! I love a long audio. And these tags oml🥵❤️❤️ I can tell this is going to be amazing!

Machelle Butts

Snooza + Mr. Robinson = 🫠😵‍💫🫣😫🫦💦🍆….🤯😮‍💨🤤 you get the picture 🤣

roseforthethorns

Not me standing here just reading through the tags getting weaker and weaker at the knees.

Nestasmut

THE TAGS???!!!!!!

Evie

Getting sweaty just reading the tags

Kizø._.Beanz

I appreciate his Submissive Moans despite his dominant tone

Becca

[Count The Inches] ?!? 😳😲🫠 Instant favorite among the tags. I save it for tomorrow morning..."Boss, I can't attend the meeting, something came up"😈🥵

ayxela

Wtf 27,686 cm !!!! 🫡

lea of the shire

he’s got a fkn ruler in his pants 🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️

Ashley

When you see snooza you know it’s gonna be good

Lea

The premise already has me in a choke hold 🫠

Katy

Cool. 😂 (after reading premise)

Nestasmut

So I’m gonna need a part 2 I need to know all of his plans 😀

Marlow Graves

I failed all my math classes back in the day, so I'm going to need Professor Robinson to teach me some lessons. I have nightmares about going back to school but, for this, I'm willing to face my fears.

SexyyLexyy

Mhm, now this what im talkin bout

jade dragon

counting the inches is crazy

irene@@

Script: 100/10 👏👏Sweet angel Robinson turning into a beast: 100/10✨✨love how the angel says plz🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ The pounding sound could be improved though, 🤨 a little bit distracting for me,especially towards the end. It doesn't quite match the acting.

Mexchick03

I remember the quadratic formula 🤓🤓

OliviaC

这一篇里VA 和listener的互动做得好好啊!制作又精良了我们BKS

Kalli

Ummmmmmmm the music at the end……….?????

MJ Humble

“Once you were geeky and nerdy but now you’re freaky and dirty”

Siobhán

Had i learned advanced math like this is a been a flipping genius. The switch from sweet and nerd to dom mode and dear god a binaural microphone you try to make me faint

Nyyn Buub

Wtf he is 10.9in long?! I am dying here lmao

SassyCinderella

I’m sorry, but this needs to be a series. Absolute chokehold, with a belt …..

camille

wtf hes 10.9 inches 😭😭 sucker punch in the cervix lmfaooo

Xanaphia Cosplay

how in the hell can a man be this sweet and this dom all at once ... fuck I love mr Robinson ...

Clare

Omg, I need more of this guy and what he'll do to me. Tie me to the bed, edge me, Deny and drive me insane❤️‍🔥💦🤤

Foxy kitty

Please please please more of Zack this story honestly is one of my favs already def gonna listen to this over and over and of course Mr Robinson fits this perfectly. And snooza is one of my fav writers thank you so much for this

vbredlipstick

When he said. "Please...?" Swoon

Abby H

Sweet jesus 😍😍😍😍that was hot

Bellabug

My brain ouch math

Bellabug

I had to skip the math 😞

上班上得想亖

这篇有点不太好代,毕竟亚洲学生数学永不认输!🧐

charlotte

一生要强的中国人哈哈哈哈哈哈

Danielle

Obsessed with this one

Ikada

上班听这个…好强大的心理素质啊!!!!

Ikada

我今天的快乐都是源自10.9 inches(当我拿起尺子往身上比划了一下之后

satogeto

didnt even start but ik snooza cooked 🤭🤭🤭

satogeto

lost me at x squared

中文已不再是加密语言了

做牛马的哪有心理素质不强大的(不是 其实太刺激了根本没听完 o( ̄▽ ̄)d,下班回家再继续听

Scarlett_Bell

This was absolutely adorable 🥰

clumzybeetle

Let’s go watch Dune 2, nickname Bee and hates math. Ummmmmm 🥵

your friend, lei

the most immersed i’ve ever been is the way my mind went blank when he was explaining math to listener…

your friend, lei

didnt think the nerdy dirty talk would do it for me but here i am… a puddle on the floor 💦

Ikada

对吧对吧!!!感觉直接到胃了

Byrdie

The binaural mic was a delightful surprise. Yeah, I don't think I would have skipped so many calculus classes if Robinson had been my prof. I was also reminded I still haven't watched Dune pt2 lol.

Erica 🌻

Ohhh the tags "friends to lovers" I was sold but then everything else! Let's do this! 😍😍😍 OH MY GOD THIS WAS INSANELY HOT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEED A PART 2 OF THIS 🥵🤤

Verachia

Usually pussy eating does not get me so riled up... but wtf was this 🥵🥵😭

Dan

Head empty, just this Robinson and Snoooza collab 🫠

Amenax

Ok, how can we pretend 10.9 inches is easy to take??? Hello, that is a size that can go under the 'size kink' category. I need the sheer depth that man would reach acknowledged

Sanita

Great script, BKS team did an amazing job as always and Mr.Robinson is exquisite as usual 🥵😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

Crystal🤍

Omggg this should be a new series!!!

Grace

Anyone else confused by the algebra?

Cassandra

I surprisedly had a lot of fun listening to this. 😊🥴🫠🥰

Blush Lily

I must admit,algebra has the same effect on me .. the only thing missing is the turor 🫣🚨

Crystal S.

I just found my newest favorite. Can we please have more of this series? Mr. Robinson's moan sent me over the edge. OMG

Katie

Mr. Robinson 💋

Blu

me, a maths major: oh fuck, robbie, you've never been hotter. Talk mathy to me, baby. 🥵 🥵 🥵

Dani E.H.

My teacher had us memorize the quadratic formula in the rhythm of pop goes the weasel. It is forever engrained in my brain.

roseforthethorns

Oh god the way his voice hardens when ordering us up. The sound of the belt tightening. 15:20 BACK TO HW ARE YOU INSANE

roseforthethorns

You expect me to focus on MATH of all bloody things while tied up and pinned to a table. Yeah. Okay. Master of Teasing for sure.

Shayhonei

I Love having a D appointment with Robinson 😩😏 thank you Snoooza!

seeeeev

Me hearing the algebra part: 🤔😳😶😦😐😶‍🌫️🫠🤡🤡🤡

tangled.in.stitches

Oh man…”I’m gonna f*ck you so hard, you’ll be shaped like me later.” 🥵 I know the Olympics haven’t started yet, but well done Snooza. You win Gold. 🥇👏🏻 And, of course, Robinson. He’s permanent Gold. This is a new favorite!

Hannah

Same 😂😂😂

Hannah

Damn 🫣😳🤭🥰🥵

Jenna Badwolf

Oh my fucking god! 🥵 I am so 💦

Jo

Robinson x Snoooza has done it once again. So many pairs of panties ruined.. 💋🫦💦🥵 Oh my goodness how sweet and hot this was 🥵💋

Aftershow

送爱给Mr.Robinson , Snoooza 和BKS, LOVE you guys❤️

Aftershow

I’m done when I listened to the full sexy audio ,god damn , and I have a feeling that this amazing audio will be put on the ALL TIME FAVORITE 🥺🥺

💚Buttercup💚

I BEG YOUR BIGGEST PARDON HOW MANY INCHESS?? Also that scene was entirely genius & creative & I have never paid attention to algebra or geometry or any maths but the way you can test me after this? Robinsonxsnooza=LETHAL. Im addicted.

Ellerose

Robinson doing algebra for us? You generous gift, sir

Celeste1121

Fkkkkk it’s so hot. We need more like this one.😭😭

Little Blueberry

My brain logged off during the math part. But once again, absolutely devoured this, Robinson and Snooza. Mwah.

Doña Yayi

Ok...so why did this not pop up in my notifications last night and I missed this masterpiece!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤 Well!!!! Now that I have seen this imma take a listen and oh lords our lovely Mr. Cuddle bear is our luscious college math tutor????? Oh holy hades hells angels I'm gonna shut it and take a listen ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

9mmey

Yep, I'm inlove 😩

flo 🌟

I think theres been a problem with the patreon notifs!! the other creators I follow dont Pop up either

baby

"count the inches" rly have me in bed counting 😂 and my math is so BAD this is absolutely hilarious & hot

McAroni Toni

Sir, why did u have to eat us like that? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Doña Yayi

" I survived years of your hands all over me! Tickling and teasing. Testing every ounce of my self restraint. It's about time I get them out of the way" 😳😳😳😳🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 oh GAAAAAAAAAWDAAAAHH yaaaaassssss oh gawds my ovaries are meltiiiing ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds well I hope they fix that!!!! Aww I can't believe I missed this last night 😤😤😤😤 but is ok I'm listening now and oh my heart this nerd of ours is so sweet and naughty!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Doña Yayi

Gaaaaaawdsss is this man givin us the calculations of how many nerves are in our 🌹🌹🌹🌹 😳😳😳😳😳 " screamin" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oooohh my gaaaawd I'm burning and I fell and I can't get up! and my heart how he devours and is lovin' on the bundle of neeeeeerrrvessss!!!! Forget the sexy time!!! This man is delicious torturing our princess part with his........😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 ....as he saids he makes those nerves come ALIIIIIIVEEEEE!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Doña Yayi

And counting the "inches" 😳.....and I died 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

sweetpea091417

No words, Mr. Robinson. I have none. 🧎‍♀️

Doña Yayi

You know how the saying goes about the quiet ones!!!! And boooooyyy how that smart,intelligent, sweet and quiet gorgeous nerd of ours just SNAPPED!!!!!! the muse just turned that boy inside out and let out his inner sexy beast and he ate her WHOOOOOLEEEE!!!!!! holy hades havin a shot of hard liquor in a titty bar on a Friday night with his crew 😮😮😮😮😮 I'm tellinn ya everything about this was just so sexy and fun and so dirtyyyyy now who knew this beloved nerd had a whole lotta naughtiness hidden 😉🥰😋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 and the aftercare just grabbed my heart wow 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 the sweetness,the kisses, the cuddles and the tickling and checkin in on her I just love 😊😊😊😊 sweet Mr. Zachary Allen is back but oooohh gawds this is not over yeeetttt!!! I have a feeling that us sister wives will be seeing more of Mr. Allen and he will exhibit more of this naughtiness!!!! As he says " you think that's kinky? You ain't seen nothin yet!!!!!" ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Miss snoooozaaaaaaa make this a series!!!! This was such a sweet and fun story!!!! You brought us Sir Aaron now we want you to give us more of the sexy and insatiable nerd beast!!!!! Thank you for this amazing work miss snooooza 😊♥️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 Ohhhh and you you sexy and bad nerd youuuuu!!!!! Ohh how i adored you in this fun audio tonight. As always you just spoil us lovelies here with your delicious talents!!!!! I give you so many sexy kisses and lots of sensual caresses and a whole lotta ((((( HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG ))))) sexy and beautiful man you ♥️💋🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Anaka Yuri

The most impressive thing about this audio: kept momma engaged during a Math lesson.

SlySkye

This is probably the only time I would like to do math; the golden ratio bit had me cackling. Love it, 10/10 would do some addition again 😉

SlySkye

Robinsonsonxsnooza never fails!

SlySkye

Pac-Man noises Intensify

hyune

mr robinson please i am a weak woman 🥲

amani!

HOW many inches??? 😭😭😭

amani!

no i thought i misheard cause even with 6 all the way in?? im struggling 😭😭

Dawn

Dear lord this hit all the right spots...I am *unwell* in the best way (it was even worth listening to math being explained, which fills me with second-hand anxiety). The whispers, the banter, the growls....yeah I'm not gonna recover any time soon.

CJ

I’m sorry I blacked out when we started counting inches 🥵

Jules13

Uhm...I'm gonna be very unpopular in a second... But that math calculations? I've learned (or TRIED TO) that in school. Around 16-18 years old. Is the US school system THAT far behind?

Sunny

🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

ammm

好香的饭 谢谢罗老师

roseforthethorns

How did we get so lucky for this? Can we please please please get some of that hinted “get back” at the end because oh god I need more this was unbelievably hot I really hope that tease at the end is a promise for a future audio also omg Robinson giggling is so cute

roseforthethorns

Same honestly and then he wanted us to do MATH with DECIMALS

Archaeogirl

Yeah, the golden ratio killed me. 😍🤣

Archaeogirl

Just damn. Another incredible Snoooza/Robinson combo. Not only was it super hot, but her character development is always great. She really developed the female character, which is incredibly difficult to do in this format. She’s a fan favorite for a reason. 😍

roseforthethorns

Okay WHEN we get more of this (PLEASE Snooza please please please), we need ‘Zachery’ to make some kind of “Shai Hu’lud” joke about his own trouser sand worm I cannot believe it took me 2 days to make that joke oh my god

flo 🌟

OMG at 34:26 I LOST MY MINDDDD HIS NOISES 🙈

eRobin

Not at all. Quadratic equations are Algebra I and are started in 9th grade (13/14 yrs old) for kids who love math and up to 11th grade for the rest. Note: understanding of Algebra sometimes doesn’t kick in until after high school and that’s no big deal but by then people think they can’t do math. As a teacher, that always made me sad.

eRobin

Yeah, miss me with that.

Ava Cole

I can’t be the only one who started singing the quadratic formula song right at the beginning…had me giggling and yelling at myself lol

V.

This is a gift for us def😭

Aiyla

I DIED

Single4Ever

The tags alone have me smiling and looking over my shoulder to see if anyone is watching….I live alone. Lol

K H

Me too!! Hehe

Siobhán

I have a serious weakness for binaural mics they REALLY enhance the experience for me and no kidding if he’d been teaching math like this I’d never skip class

unholy babygirl (or anya forger)

As a joke. Don’t panic, it’s just for a week 🤫 Let’s say it’s a humorous type of „revenge” for the shave audio 🫢

Felisha Dy

mr robinsons voice!! from begging to feral and sweet and dangerous. the pure variety on sounds and emotions in a span of minutes. just spectacular

McAroni Toni

I was never into math, until now 😏😏

Femme Fatale

Robinson, saying "please", in any context, is my undoing. Do you understand me?! The day we get a Robinson sub auto where we get to tease, punish and reward him, and we get a: "Please Mistress"🥵🥵🥵 "Please My Queen" Hell, "Please Officer"!! Y'all can come collect me off the floor in bundles. Because I'll be a pile of RIBBON--like when Thanos snapped on that bug girl in the Avengers!

ake_dre M

太他妈的涩了卧槽

yellowbricks

can we get a please my queen, tho?!?!?

Ceri Long

Sweet Jesus, 10.9 inches?! Is this girl hollow?! That said, I'd absolutely get some organs removed to make room if I got sex that good....

Leiah

I’m sorry 10 point what 👁️👁️

M

College-level math is just solving quadratic formulas now? I remember at least statistics and calculus 😂

Plume

Did he really say 10.9 inches? 🧐 Who in the world can survive that?

Christine

I need to find me someone with those pussy eating instincts. Snoooza stories are always a joy to my uhhhh ear holes ♥

AnnGriffins

More wet noises during the rough pounding please!! It’s HOT like hell!!!👏👏❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🥵🥵💦💦

amani!

girl just listen to the sex audio.

flo 🌟

🙏🙏🙏

McAroni Toni

I will take one for the team 😏

GretaMStar

King of moans!!!!!!!!!! 🥹 I love the counting part!!!! It’s super hot to me!!!!!

GretaMStar

That’s my favorite part 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Mackenzie

oh, oh no… i am officially ⚰️

Plume

…for the plot I guess

Misfitbunny

The only time I maths is when Mr Robinson told me so 🙈 His laugh 🤭 is like 🍯 to my 🌷 🙈 I’m kicking my legs giggling! I’m lost for words… him going all animal then being like a soft boy I’m like WHY R U ADORABLE

Gwen

More friends to lovers trope with Mr Robinson please! With confessions 😭🫶🏻

Erica 🌻

Ohhh look another new fav??? (Atp I have 25 for mr. robinson) this shit is HAWTTTTTT & SWEET MY GOD IM A SUCKER FOR FRIENDS TO LOVERS 🤤🥵😍

Alle

Ooooh I smell a series

Tam80

Henry Cavill's Superman stayed in my mind for this one🤤🤤🤤

Marsela

Girl,😭😭😭

Marsela

I’m just finding out snooza wrote this 💕

Dena Coles

Good lord this one is good!

Cleo

PLEASE 🤣

Heather

Where's the girl with the measuring tape when you need her 🤣

LuckyPenguin

Oh wow this is definitely a personal favourite! Robinson as this gorgeous geek with the sexpertise.... maths has never been so fucking hot! And maths was my favourite subject in school hehe! When he whispered in my ear it sent delicious shivers throughout my whole body! Definitely need to let my heart-rate come back to a normal level before I listen to this again! Robinson x Snoooza strike again hehe. Much love 💜

Lotusflower 🤍✨

Robinson…your voice is so beautiful 🥺✨🩵 you do things to me…it’s insane 🫦 Edit : Had to come back and say that Robinson aka Spice God 🌶️ eating 🐈‍⬛ like he’s drinking from an oasis 💦 in a desert 🏜️ is a thing of beauty 😮‍💨 And Snoooza aka Queen of the written word ✨ you are brilliant

Maro

“…need something to suck on to concentrate” new fav line will def be using that one!

yeri

Bee你的头没事吧撞得有点重啊喂(btw geek Robinson is absolutely adorable hehe

yeri

The tickling scene in the end really melts me inside out…

Mandy

Maths have never been this interesting 😂🔥🔥

Nala Sky'

C'moooooooooonnnnnnn musical bookends 💋🤌🏾 o have to come back to give this a proper review because, Snooza-booboo you did that. You DIIIIIIIIIID THAT, and my brain needs to recover!

ppxia

he moans pretty🥺🥰🤲

Laila Rocha

i was amazing at math and algebra and NONE OF THAT MADE ANY SENSE TO ME

Loona

God no... Any math talk and my mind goes blank. I wasn't very good at it and had to repeat it THREE times! I barely squeaked by with a C.

Mikkie

Didn't like that measuring tape girl. She seemed like a quitter.

ppxia

count the inches... omghwoslzcjisjabsdh I'm dead.....

Desi

I'm dead lol almost 11 inches 🫠 just ruin me now lol

Just Harmony

Thank you, I was thinking the same...or maybe his Math is just so good, even I'm stupid 😂

Kizø._.Beanz

I excel at math and even idk what the hell he's saying...

JT

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

mysteryL '08

Retriever Robinson is precious! I love him as a nerd/tutor/teacher, dance instructor (that was more than an audio -- it was practically a movie), a bf/husband, sometimes as a boss or older man. those are my most beloved roles from him. When Mr. Robinson hits the mark the impression resides permanently in my head. Rent! Free! I tell you. Every VA has their own specialty.

CrazeeCozee

I nearly cracked up when he mentioned Dune 2. This doctor at work has been pushing me to watch it for like a year

Sarah Jane

Oh no - not the quadratic formula!! My inner math geek had to write out the problem to make sure he solved it correctly.

lunalien

This one has gotta be one of my (many) favourites 🤓💕

Moons

I pressed my self into a wall face first and fucked my self until I squirted and I am still shaking fuck

chzjn

x^2+4x-21=0 => x^2+7x-3x-21=0 => x(x+7)-3(x+7)=0 => (x+7)(x-3)=0 => 1. x+7=0 so x=-7 or 2. x-3=0 so x=3 would’ve been a much simpler way to solve this

Anna ✨️

I love the geometry at 26:07 🤭 📐

Mugichi

Talk nerdy to me! Perfect! Just perfect! I really love his giggles at the end 🥰 anddd he wore glasses! That was smoking hot 🔥

lunalien

The eating out in this is top fucking tier - the pacing, the build up, the sounds 🙌🏼

Persephone

I’m pretty sure B has ADHD

McAroni Toni

I don't recall math ever being this sexy

EmyBunny

I honestly would love a part 2 of this- I just love the characters and their relationship a lot ^u^

Jay Major

So if I did my math correctly, this man is 11 inches?? Nerdy and sexy my favorite. Give me more!! Give me more!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

Dyann♡

Robinson, where were you when I was struggling in math class?????

Katie

I'm trying to figure out how to nonchalantly get my husband to listen to one of these so he can learn these munching techniques.

Liz

TEN POINT NINE?!?! I REPEAT 10.9!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🫠🫠🫠

sss

The algebra can be difficult but 咱老中人高中就学过了🥺只是有这么性感吊大的萝卜哥讲题

sss

For those who aren't familiar with inch: 10.9 inches = 27.69 cm

XStormieX

10.9 so yes just under 11 lol 😂 the fact that I can’t usually do math but I did this and had zero problem with this 😅

rara Ringo

怎么办代入一下一想到这么简单的教这么久还学不会我真的会犯厌蠢症。。。

Chiii3

看到snooooza和时长兴冲冲的点进来。看到一元二次方程不会解直接翻白眼到外太空。救命

♥︎Bambii♥︎

I think bee has no filter or self control ADHD it's really cute how easy they let there intrusive thoughts win

Khelisie Salvatore

Wait... Not having a filter when you speak (is having a potty mouth) and having weird sexy thoughts always intruding when you're trying to do things is a symptom of ADHD? I have thought I have had ADHD forever but my damn doctor won't treat it. It's so bad I can't concentrate long enough to even read a page in a book I'm interested in.

Khelisie Salvatore

Damn... I'm not too much of a Robinson fan. I like his fantasy work (the Dragon series is amazing) but I liked the tags on this one and glad I gave it a chance.

上班上得想亖

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈一讲到数学相关就有点难代入了…起码这么简单的不能输啊🥹

Blaney

What’s the music at the end?

Strawburry🍓

I'm hoping snoooza does a part 2 of this one it's another big fav for me🥰

🌽

为什么我现在才听

Lavender Nails

I forgot how good this one was! 🫦

EmyBunny

I love this one so much but holy does it make me realise I am AWFUL at basic maths… like it’s embarrassing how bad I am at math 😭

Strawburry🍓

I have Dyscalculia so I feel this hard 😂

ang3licks

he sounds so good here omg 😫💞

CrackHeadKermit

Took me back 11 years down the memory lane… but thanks! ♥️

Danny D.

Tell me I wasn't the only one who did the math? And daddy 11 inches? 😏

Lizzy712

I swear I thought you made this word up and now I think I have this after this audio 🤣

Nevaeh_J

Omg what?!

Carrie

I never thought I liked math until this very moment 😳🥵

bagel

We need more nerdy Robinson 😇😇

Scottie

Omg hearing Robinson enjoy himself and also be dominating leaves me 🫠🔥

Scottie

I’m not one for that but this man somehow makes it top notch sexy.

Scottie

There’s nothing this man can do. Sorry I’m a Robinson girlie and this man’s back must hurt from carrying everything. 😂

mysteryL '08

This was about Robinson. But I do love most of the VAs for different reasons

Unknown wonknU

Not me getting excited and feeling proud because I did the math right 😅

orli

My adhd brain is floating elsewhere when he was teaching math.. And then we're counting his inches?? And wtf is 10.9inches?? Oh sir I'm dead already🫠

Sweet but psycho

10.9 inches, sorry but Robinson you can not be just any dick I sat on 🤣🤣🤣

Zoe

That 180 switch in personality was like watching Clark Kent become Superman Istg! I got goosebumps and everything! ✨🤍

XStormieX

lol then you REALLY need a new doctor because YES that can all be signs of ADHD especially in women. But basically we tend to be chattier, and more energetic, while also having trouble concentrating on tasks.

XStormieX

🐝 absolutely let ALL the intrusive thoughts out on this one….basically said F-this and just let it ride…what’s the worst that could happen 🤷🏻‍♀️ lmao 🤣 and that’s what always gets us in trouble.

Maebhfly

VA: you with me so far? Me: negative ghost rider

Kespien

Bitch 10.9?! 😟

Kespien

This made me laugh really loudly and I share walls with my neighbor😭

Nosoju4u

Yo.😟Wdym his d!ck is 10 inches?! Are we human? Are we okay?

Nosoju4u

This is fuk’d lmao. Like what in the wattpad is going on?😭

BY MEL

How tha fuck can I focus with 10.9 fuckin inches OH MY GOD 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌋

Nikki

Dude, I can't do math with zero distractions, let alone during all that. 🤣

Neko

超级简单的,姐妹。这个人不行,speaker“数学好”的人设没立住 😂😂😂

Neko

是老师的问题不是学生啊哈哈哈

Neko

Thanks for the great audio! Just one tiny note: quadratic algebra is typically 9th-grade math, not college-level, right? 😊 Also, the example equation X² + 4X - 21 = 0 → (X + 7)(X - 3) = 0, giving X = -7 or X = 3 in 3seconds. Zachery's lengthy approach overcomplicated it, and confused the unconfident listener. Maybe he's not quite the math whiz he appears? 🙈

Nerpi,

The sound effects of writing is so smooth and could we ask for an ASMR with it? I mean it's totally perfect

Kammy

That “focus sweetheart” was dangerous 🙂‍↔️

Kalan2792!!

Okay..hey..listen..I’m not trying to yuck this for anyone because it literally is not a yuck to me (I love having a face in mind when I listen) but whenever I hear this audio he sounds like a young Brendan Fraser…I needed someone else to hear it..I can’t be the only one who can hear it

Erika Approved

WDYM 10 inches - did a fucking werewolf sneak in this story and I miss it?! Holy crap - I would look like someone from Alien! Hahaha

Hush

Holy hell, whoever wrote this snuck into my head and stole the perfect man!

Hush

Or he was having fun with her. 😉

Neko

Hahahahhaha good point! That is probably why I will never be able to do this even in my wildest dreams: fun is fun, biz is biz. No mix and match 🙈

C.

As much as I love Robinson's voice, that math in the beginning was giving me real ptsd from high school 😂 but maybe my life would have been easier with this kind of tutoring.

bheaniebeans

Where tf he going with 3rd leg?!?! GOOD GOD!!!

bheaniebeans

Bee's cervix is FUCKED😭😭

✨MelaniiinBaby✨

Why is everyone acting like 10-11 inches is uncommon to come by??! It's really not, at least not in my world 🤣😂.

A.Riz

It’s the nick names for me 😌🫠🫠

Boo

Wow. I like how this nerd comes omg 🥵

Corrina Diaz

I don’t think I’ve ever been so invested in math

Alex

dude i love the quadratic formula

BellaBee

"Give it to me, it belongs to me. It's mine" might be one of the hottest ways to say "cum for me" I've heard in a while. The guess the inches math game was hot too

Rue_

How is this the fucking hottest audio I've ever listened too! Omfg

SilverWolf

I hated math in school, I preferred the humanities. But this audio is incredibly hot, Robinson did it agin...

Maxim Lux

And everything with the belt on? I would’ve strangled myself while squirming 🖤

Zo

yep... im 100% failing stats next semester. he was speaking GIBBERISH at the beginning 😭

itsacreativevibe

Have mercy alright! Experiencing fogged glasses here too 🤓

J

God I love maths This audio is doing things to my insides that it has no right in doing 🫦

itsacreativevibe

If this is what maths could have done I’d never have gone into the arts!

uc4nsuc1t

i feel something in me shifted.. something fundamental

uc4nsuc1t

getting nervous from me playing with your hair to unbuckling your belt to tie my hands with it is craaazyy ohmygodd

Nikki

Let's be honest, all her insides are about to be rearranged. She's gonna be able to tast him without even giving him a BJ.

vie

no u get it

Neda

I wish you were my teacher 💋💋❤️🥰

Neda

You are the best Mr Robinson 👌👌❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋💋💋💋 Love you Love you Love you 😘

Ceri Long

"how can anyone fall asleep during *Odessy*?" Ok, look, I adore sci-fi, but that movie was the most boring film in existence. My sister even uses it as a sleep aid.

Elster14085

I love that film but if we wouldn’t have had the intermission, I would have slept like a cat

Elster14085

“It’s all instinct” then every man I’ve ever been with has the instincts of a tomato

Alie_cat199

I never knew I could like math so much?!? Oh Mr Robinson! 🔥🔥🫠 Snooza my dear what you dreaming up here…please oh pretty please we need a sexy sequel in 2026! 🤭

Alie_cat199

Kay thanks for the reminder and I agree ☝️ we need a part 3. 🔥🔥🔥

BKitty9

Snooza deserves all the flowers for this script, and Mr. Robinson always delivers. That derail line made me giggle and say, “Then go ahead and take your d out rail me, choochoo”.

Naddi

MATH M- Mental A- Abuse T- To H- Humans 😁🙈 Wait… did he say he is 10.9 inches!? 🤤🫠🍆 💦

Elster14085

Fam I went to art school and feel this in my bones

Elster14085

“My ADHD so bad that…”

CandyGurl🍫

💕 I know someone who said her mate needed a flashlight and gps😂💕

sweetheart

“I will lick and suck and roll your clit until you can feel every single one of them.” That is the hottest thing I have ever heard in an audio. I’ve always had a thing for nerds Mr. Robinson

Krissy Asmr

Lord have mercy Mr. Robinson what have you done to me

Dusty537

COUNT THE INCHES???

Moaning Moon

Me at the beginning : math is not sexy, math is not sexy, math is not sexy Me in the middle : umm 5+3 is … hold on I need a second! Normally I just round decimals up. Me at the end : *digs through old highschool notes till I find math notebook. * so THATS the quadratic formula!! Ok, I get it now… kinda…

Moaning Moon

Oh my god, goddess, higher power, all the above… I actually understood how that’s the answer. That has actually never happened before in my life with algebra. I never understood why we needed to “find x” when we had the answer 😂

Rita

Or the back of the throat

Bee~

ahhhh my nickname irl is “Bee” this genuinely has me so excited

Alana Camden

Math is the language of the universe!!! I’m a nerd.. I love nerds!!! And I love sci-fi 🖖🏻🔭🚀🛸👾👽❤️

Alana Camden

Damn the Fibonacci must be perfect 👌🏼

uc4nsuc1t

i have found my limit, he is too good, do people's wishes truly come true because i wouldnt be able to handle if this happens to me in real life

Mz.BrokenButterfly

I know Im late but, "I volunteer as tribute!!!" 🙋🏽‍♀️

fataleeyores

Somehow I’ve not yet listened to this, (it’s been put in my never ending queue), but these comments have me rolling. Excited to listen

Fatbabe

I knew he was my fave for a reason 😩 Do I wanna watch DUNE ? Absolutely I do

fataleeyores

Me: 114% in algebra in 9th grade 🧐🧐 it appears I have schemed in this one. 😈😈

纯路人

真诚发问,这是真实存在的长度吗

mono

what else can I say? MASTERPIECE!!!😭