What’s one romantic cliché you’ll never get tired of (slow dancing in the kitchen, enemies-to-lovers bickering, dramatic airport goodbyes, etc.)? (Patreon)

SIGH, romantic clichés. We know they’re the epitome of 'wanting to leap into the nearest black hole to get away from it' cringe.

Slow dancing in the kitchen? Yeah, because nothing says intimacy like standing on a sticky linoleum floor while the smoke detector goes off.

Hallmark movies have built an empire on “woman inherits bakery, man wears flannel, cue the snowstorm, annnndddd... boom... happily ever after.”

BUT, they still get us every damn time.

So what’s your romantic cliché that always gets you? The one you'll roll your eyes at in real life but eat up in books or erotic audios like it’s a five-course meal.

Drop it in the comments.