If you could be the main character in a Halloween or horror-themed audio, what would you be? (Patreon)

It’s spooky season and somehow you’ve wandered straight into a horror audio.The lights are low, the air’s cold, some scary organ music is going and a very hot stranger just said,“You shouldn’t be out here alone.”(You absolutely should.)

What kind of main character energy are you bringing?

Are you the shy witch who accidentally summons a demon and he’s like, “technically you belong to me now”?The vampire’s snack who swore she’d never fall for him but now she’s half-undressed in a candlelit crypt?Or maybe the hot girl who survives the slasher movie because you’re simply too stubborn to die before round two?

Drop your Halloween fantasy plotline below. The funnier, thirstier, and more unhinged the better.(And yes… the writers are watching 👀)