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Tags: [M4F][Light Gagging][Family Friend] [Some Drinking] [Bestman] [Cocky] [Soft Spoken] [MSwitch] [Car sex] [Fingering] [Blowjob] [Mutual Masturbation] [Begging] [Hand over mouth] [Straddling] [Almost getting caught] [Dirty Talk] [Checking in] [Mutual Orgasm] [Aftercare] [Playful] [Nickname: Trouble]

SUMMARY - When it’s your best friend’s wedding, you put on your best suit, you pull out your best moves, and you take as many shots as the motherfucker brings. Way too many, by the way, but hey who’s counting? It’s a party! And then…you see them. The one person who sees though all the bad jokes and questionable dance moves. God they looks beautiful tonight…a little harmless flirting couldn’t hurt right? That’s normally how it goes anyway...tonight won’t be any different…or will it?

CREDITS

VA - Mr. Thorne

WRITER - Sara

EDITORS - Mx. Cris

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Comments

Amano

Thorne Porn is exactly what i need on Hump Day☝🙂‍↕️

PeachBum

I'm now convinced Thorne method acted this whole audio. 🤣

Dr. Tre

Im ready to be pricked 😂

myu

WE WONNNN

myu

WE WON THE WAR

Gemma_Ten

Yall are SO FAST OMG

myu

THORNEEEEEE

Rose

My Husband is back 💜🥰

Cosmosis

Audio ON my birthday?? Yes Please🤩

Nyx

Thos tags... Omg

myu

Robinson 🤝 Thorne using the nickname trouble

BilkandHoney

Going to listen to this straight after the current football match 🤭🤣

ayo_aryaaa

WHO WANNA THORNE THEIR PORN RN??

Sanita

Omg time for Thorne porn 😍😍😍🔥

Liza

Sweet baby Jesus.. Thorne! 🤤

ayo_aryaaa

Alexa, turn off the lights 😭

wherefoglingers

Damn! My ears are falling for this man a little more every day. Good thing they’re attached to my head, or they’d have run off by now. 🤣

blackSoul

Shit... i need to go to bed, i have to get up early for work. But when i'm home i'm in for a good wrecking, i know it...🔥

Ifera Morganna 👑

Thorne is in the room...this is gonna be f*king awesome 🫦😈🤘

Melissa

MSwitch with Thorne? Yes please!

Sophie_13

Yayyyy thorneysss backkk

Amandeep

Oooh, well hello Mr Thorne 😏

Amano

🫡🫡🫡

Juri 🫶

YYYEESS THORNEE IS HOMMMEEE

Emma Forbes

Thorne porn makes the day soooooo much better

Cosmosis

Thank you ^^

Buwan

He’s such a drunken mess lmao 🤣 with a heart of ✨gold✨

jerz

THORNE PORN ❤️💦

Entertainment Life

I miss when the VAs would call us bunny, its a cute nickname😊❤️

NoraXoxo

For like the first 10 mins I really think Thorne will throw up any second🤣

🥀🦦🏕️

This is EXACTLY what we all needed! Goofy drunk Thorne! THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥳

Amano

I need more audios with goofy drunk VAs! this really made my day 😂 Great work by the amazing Thorne and the team 💛

Nas

The real man of the hour was Thorne all along🥂

Tulip

This man is a gem… there is no role he can’t play 👏🏽

CandyGurl🍫

🙈 Thanks Sara hilarious start to the script and great drunk Mr Thorne 😂 Luv it! 🙈

Maria.cafe

If someone is calling me trouble, this is the treatment I'll allow

Riley

Yesss so happy to see more Thorne audios keep em coming

Southern lady

Oh Mr. Thorne you are my newest dirty little secret. Thank you she giggles 😃

Niddy

I liked this. Nice to hear Mr Thorne again! I giggled at some point, fun to hear him quite goofy drunk 🤣 Liked the SFX too, cool music. Thank you for this 🫶🏼

Owl Keeper

This was both adorably messy and sexy. Gotta love me some Thorne. :)

Angelique

Thorne is definitely tied for first with Gallo for me. Just something about these men lol

Pam 701

Wow, Thorne outdid himself with this one! The “drunk” part was funny, and the sober part later was hot a-f. The sounds he made during the spicy part were smoking hot, especially when he finished. Holy moly! I loved the story, and Thorne’s performance was outstanding. 🥰🥵🔥🥵🥰

Renée

Yay, Thorne audio!

Neda

Great act 👏👏👏 Thanks Mr Thorne 🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️

Sitara

Happy Birthday 🎈

Emmy Little

Yes please! Great writing, acting and editing all round on this audio

Sakura ☁️

Will listen in the morning ( it’s 2am) but how I missed hearing this man 😩

Lani

Every time these VA’s whisper , I just imagine them talking really really close to my face that our noses touch , and there’s a slight distance between the lips 😔I can’t be the only one that think this

🥀🦦🏕️

The dialog and Thorne’s line delivery is PERFECT! And the SFX team made the dad sound so real like you got his vibe right off the bat! SO GOOOOOOD! 1000000/10! This is definitely going to be one of my all time favorites! The comedic writing and line delivery is so good! I love when we get to hear Thorne be goofy! Don’t get me wrong he absolutely SLAYS an emotional role and I love that too! But it’s nice to hear him hit some comedic dialogue out of the park. Incredible audio! Great job everyone who worked on this! So fun! Definitely needed this!

Shinykitt3ns

More Thorne yes yes yes❤️

Cats Eyes

He's so perfect ♥️♥️♥️

Rose

I dont blame the grandma. I would be handsy too! And mouthy and tonguey 👅🥰 it’s Thorne for Pete’s sake 💜

Lola Lee

Me too I was waiting for it 😂😂. Cause I damn sure would have. I’m tipsy now from a night out 💀😂😂😂

athanaxsm

Omg BKS's resident goofball Thorne absolutely COOKED with this one oh my lord....🥵 Also "Hunt the things that swim" and "I can fuck some waffles right now" lmaoo I'm dead Sara thank you for those gems.

Cosmosis

Thank you for all the birthday wishes 🫶

andrea*

i can feel my stomach acids going crazy in the beginning lmao damn

Lise H.

his voice is just so comforting like a warm cup of coffee

Stork

This man sounds so good 🫠😮‍💨🤌🏼

Olivera Jovovic

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😏😏😏😏😏😏💋💋💋💋🤩🤩🤩🫶🫶☺️☺️😘😘😘👍👍🤗🥰🥰😉😉😉😉😉

kaga_stm

Great. Thanks

andrea*

this guy’s moans holy shiiii 🤌🏻

Darknightwish

Honestly don't know how Amano is doing it. Tried to outsmart her on several off work days ... it never worked. My conspiracy theory is either Amano is a superhero with telepathic and fast typing abilities or a BKS spy who gets Infos to prepare the perfect 1st comment. 🤣

Amano

the answer is 🔮✨ANCIENT MAGIC✨🔮

Tink

lol I was reading comments like… ummmm do I need my anti-nausea for this audio??? 😂🤣

Tink

SARRAAAAA!!! You used my nicknameeeee 🎀🥹😘 so gorgeous out of Thorne’s mouth 🫦 (*happy dance*)

Leah Davis

Oh I'm really loving his acting in this one

A.Riz

Thorne 🤤🤤 yesssss please

Jackie Boi

I'm fucking crying. "suspicious" 😭🤣

Rae Love

Why did I think of the Chris Brown song

Rae Love

This would be a perfect instrumental in the back

Ruth Hay

Monsieur you are really spoiling us! (Iykyk, im ageing myself with this one)

Sarah

So so hot Thorne!

Sarah

Happy birthday 🍰

T-TIME

This was insanely hot. Script was great with the comedy. And Thorne knocked this out of the park with the line delivery AND the spicy time. Super hot. Easily a top 3 for me. Holy shi 😍

Tink

Thorne: “I could fuck some waffles” Me: so now I’m a waffle?? 🧐🧇 Let it be known here first 🫡 Thorne is a waffle fucker ✨🎀🧇✨

GalloGirl88

Heyyyy, so my 20th birthday's on the 16 of August, could you possibly oh I don't know make a birthday audio for 20th birthdays in general? Perhaps with Gallo? If there's a script or if your comfortable. If not, that's ok. Keep doing what you're doing. I love it regardless and IT'S REALLY GOOD AUDIOS!!!

andrea*

i was having flashbacks of my college years/my 20’s with how he was hiccuping and keeping it down. this guy does drunk so well 🤣

Rachel

From stuttering to “well then why don’t you ask nicely” - omg when that switch hits it hits hard 🔥

Mystia

Mr. Thorne has definitely become my favorite VA since I first heard him playing a vampire months back. I can say that this is amazing, it left me replaying it shortly after finishing it. Honestly making love in a car has got to be one of those things I've regretted not doing when I was younger. Rip my knee pains made me a crunchy girl for life. 😭

Bug 🐞

Second time listening to this already.😋👀 Mr.Thorne is an amazing actor. 🤤🤤🤤🔥🔥

Paula

He 'waffles' on a lot when he's drunk! He should NOT be driving!

Faith

oh i loveee this one

Alex Skywalker

This is the closet thing we’ve gotten to scratch my Robinson itch!

Maddy_T

*sigh* Guess it's time to check which one of my 3 friends has a hot single brother-in-law's best friend... (spoiler alert, none)

Kata

A masterclass in breathwork. The close whispering and the breathing brings you RIGHT THERE. Incredibly hot. Well done Team!

InkedInSin

Of course Thorne can do Jager bombs and then go onto fuck the light fantastic in a car. I do Jager once and blackout for an entire day.

Lorenza

It's so good! I'm more and more a Thorne girl🫠🫠🫠

Nanibell

Anyone else chanting “puke and rally” in their head?

T-TIME

Petition for Mr. Thorne MSub!!

Browncoat N7

Thorne ❤️ "Hunt those things that swim" nailed it!

Scarlace

Sir Thorne Porn XD

Naomi

MSwitch Mutual Masturbation with Thorne??? It’s like y’all read my mind and set my fantasies loose 🤤🥴 Literally all of these tags appeal to me I’m so excited for me-time tonight 🫪

Naomi

Please tell Mr. Thorne that if he has no fans I am dead and that he is 100% my BKS bias 😚💕 Love this horny drunk man in my phone he’s doing AMAZING SWEETIE 🤳🔥Summoning my vibe to my hand like Thor’s hammer for this shit (you don’t need to tell him that part)

Anastasia

The breath work, the orgasm sounds, acting convincingly drunk but still sounding hot, the after care…I’m 😵. Thorne makes me weak in the knees. He’s my favorite

EP

"Throbinson" also perfectly describes the overwhelming sensation I experience listening to these audios. Well done, ma'am. 😂

mavi

hii, i’m kinda new here and i don’t know where i can put my suggestions, but i REALLY REALLY would LOVE something like pride and prejudice by mr thorne, like hearing mr darcy confession would be amazing!!! i think it would be such a perfect video!!

mavi

and with some breeding/ impreg 🙈

Yazmin

I might be crazy when I asked this but am I the only one who could smell his breath through this audio lmao

Mel F.V.

Its always a very good day when Mr Thorne is in

MumiLumi

"You look good with your mouth wide open like that." SIIIIR, THAT WAS SO OUT OF POKET! 🤣 We're not even 3 minutes in, you can NOT be that quotable already! (And when I say I want compliments, this is what I mean...👀 I need Jesus✨)

JC

Hi sorry I found the summary to be confusing. Maybe because English is not my first language, but “you see them” suggest more than 1 people no?! Also from other audios I’ve seen, the summary is often from the Listener’s point of view so it would be nice to have more consistency. Thank you

PeachBum

HOW FUCKING EARLY ARE YOU TELEPORTING IN HERE?! 🤣

Stork

I'm on my fourth listen of this one 🫠 I need more of this man just talking, moaning and breathing in my ears 24/7

Spooky_bunny

“Who raised you~” 😂😂😂😂

Lynn Walls

The script on this one was fantastic. And Thorne is quickly becoming my new favorite. His line delivery was perfect and the spicy stuff was divine. 💯🥵

Bsbgurl4eva

Hey, you can prompt your suggestion based on the tier you are on. If you are secret, go to bksaudio.com and login and hit browse stories. If you have the others, go to discord if you have it and go to story requests.

CroakerQueen96

Listening to this hungover was a baaaaad idea….

Carla F.

This man is SO good as an actor 💞

Susan Collier

Oh god this was sooo good felt like you were there Mr Thorne has out done him self it was so realistic 🥵🥵

Bella Gaddy

He sounds like George Clooney

arsene

This def has to been one of my favorite audios. Only 800 Likes UNDERRATEEED. I love hearing the ‘ugly’, drunk burping, slurred words, it makes this audio feel more alive. We’re human, lemme hear human noises!!! I honestly would absolutely LOVEE to hear more like this. It gives the character more depth imo. Not just labeling ‘oh i like so and so.’ I’d love to hear more dislikes and obvious discomforts a character addresses that can be unique to who the actor is playing as. I like hearing mister perfect but i LOVE hearing mister imperfect

Ultramarine

Fuuuuck this was funny and hot 🔥

☆popsicle☆

"I'm not an owl" tickled me so freaking bad😭

TR

Absolutely love Thorne 💋❤️ that was sooo hot and the beginning had me giggling and thinking he was going to throw up on the dad lol 😆

Ms.Shellbomb

This is so random, but I think Mr. Thorne would make a great Beetlejuice. Not in the musical, I mean the original charming dirtbag Beetlejuice.

Alie_cat199

Well Sara you’ve been working overtime this year and creating some adorable audios with some hilarious lines, so bravo 👏 to you!! Nice choices on SFX sounds and editing Mx. Cris. This is a very tight and engaging 42 minute audio. I adore to see this side of VA Mr Thorne and 🤞 hope we get more recordings of him soon. Thorne is just so stinking believable as being drunk in this one….your voice acting had me laughing and giggling from the start Sir. Now I just want him to take a recovery nap on my lap. 🤭 Is anyone else that is listening jealous of a vintage backseat?!? 🔥🔥🔥

PhoenixBleu

This was great! Really enjoyed this one

Kizzetdotcom

I'm only jealous because when my Mister is drunk ain't no orgasm lol whiskey peen problems

Katie

I really really love this audio. I love how real it sounds and Thorne's drunk acting is great. But I could really do without the burping/almost burping sounds. Or maybe just not quite so many of them. It's not the ear porn I come here for 😂❤️

Shelly Rella

Ok Sir... You win ... I'm hooked

Alice

Maybe I drank way too much in my 20s, this made me nauseous listening.... Sexy?? No thanks lol. Need had to skip this one.

Jamethyst

Oh My Thorne! This was a hit for me baby!😍

cricket

mr. thorne… you making me blush

Jessiekitty74

Fuck some waffles?? lol hysterical

Miranda

Man heard spicy time and sobered up real fast

Miranda

Good God, Take me to church with the sound of your voice, Jesus 😩 🛐

Miranda

Huuuu, I was wondering why he sounded kind of familiar

Miranda

"them" usually does refer to more than one people. But it can be used for a single person.

Miranda

Imma need a part 2 where they go to the hotel. Heavily flirt while eating waffles, and then they go to their hotel room where either they f*** in the shower or on the bed

Musicmum

Drunk Thorne is hysterical! I honestly thought he was going to be sick near the beginning lol…. He does pissed up very well…

persephone the super fan

Now this is a story worthy of a part 2!!!!!! My goodness! I thought he was really drunk for a second.

Gigi

Of all the things in here the "who raisssthed yew?!" gave me the most kick-feet-back-and-forth gigglejoy 🤭

Duck Nonna

Love the script. So funny and Mr. Thorne was perfect as the drunk. I find the funny ones are my favourites. I especially liked the part about the handsy grandma. Just hilarious all around.