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Tags: [Sci-Fi] [Experiment gone wrong] [Demolition Man Inspired] [Slow Burn] [Human Error] [Pleasure Dom] [Teasing] [Strangers to lovers] [Mind Link][Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Virgin] [Teaching Listener] [Gentle to passionate] [Missionary] [Dirty Talk] [Outwardly Confident, but Goofball Male] [Multiple Listener Orgasms] [Pull out] [Aftercare] [TW: Mentions death of a parent]

Description: When life got rough in 2026, Jack Callahan decided to sign up for an experimental trial. If the trial were successful, he would walk away with a life-changing amount of money and the chance to start fresh. The catch? He’d be cryogenically frozen for 1000 years by an organisation called The Trust. Of course, where there is an experiment, there is always the risk of mistakes. And unfortunately, whilst you, a scientist working for The Trust,  were checking in on your favourite frozen guy from the era you are obsessed with, you made a big one, leading him to be woken up way too early. 

Excerpt: Of course it matters. Because you… it’s gonna sound strange… but you didn’t leave. You’re still here. And that’s more than anyone… has done for me in a long time. 

Just what kind of special are you, Sweetheart?

CREDITS

VA - Guest VA from ‘Faking It’ which you can listen to HERE.

WRITER - Jade

SCRIPT REVIEWER - Tess

ARTWORK - Scribbles

EDITORS - Mx. Kakashi

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Amano

Here's to the bossman having access to stable wifi again 😂🎉

Dyann♡

Oooo Guest VA.....and love the art ❤️

Juri 🫶

THE VA FROM “FAKING IT” I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!! 🥹

Gabyyy ✨

Omgggg same, I love his voice 😭❤️

Pabi

OMG sci-fi inspired 💯 I can’t wait, the cover art is awesome too.

Archaeogirl

Omg! Sci-fi! I don’t think we ever get sci-fi! 🤯🤩🤩🤩

pillowdose

THE VA FROM "FAKING IT" !!!!!!!!! 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

Amano

also im living for the recent cover arts, bless 🙏

Jill Catlady Jones

I ain't even read the tags just jumped in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰

Ravey

"Demolition Man" inspired? Do we need to know the three seashells 🐚🐚🐚 👀 😅😅

e.michele

Sci-fi with Guest VA… worth the wait❤️

Judie Maxi

I thought we got punished when I didn't see the new post.

Bezzy Mills

I love this sm. My audhd brain cant help but think of how much the English language could have changed in just ~800 years and how so very interesting this scenario could go with a language barrier, maybe communicating only in unintelligible grunts? Imagine that script 😂

Ariadne

[Demolition man inspired]???? Are you kidding me!!! OMG I'm sat!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Emmy Little

I am loving this audio and description!

Sakura ☁️

Another Mr. Hired? Please what do we need to do 🫡

Junie

Can we keep him?? *que intense puppy dog eyes* 🥺🙏

Rae Love

I miss the Guest VA from Letters from the War and spicy vanilla

Nikki

Demolition Man was the first movie my husband and I watched together (my pick)!

Buwan

Okay futurama lol Also guest va is ❤️❤️❤️

Jill Catlady Jones

I sure do love the way he says Sweetheart 🥰🥰🥰🥰👌👌

Ifera Morganna 👑

Good to see Rob has tammed the wifi god 😜 And about this VA. Me like, me want to keep him... Catch the hint, Rob? 😁😁😁

Bell

Mr. Faking it is baaaaack 😭😭😭💕💕💕

Léa

The cover is sooo pretty 🥹🥹❤️‍🔥

Ifera Morganna 👑

"Not sounding like a Karen" & "Is there a manager I can speak with?" 😅😅😅 And an absolute premium "I know my name isn't Karen, it's an expression!" 🤣🤣🤣

Y

😆😆

Rose

He sounds like a baby Adams lol not in a bad way. His awkwardness reminds me of him 💜

Erica

Roses are red This is not a haiku Hey, Mr Rob Hire this one too 😘

Riley

Can we keep him please? ✨️🥺✨️

Tink

Pookieball at the ready 🎀🫡🙌🏻

Juri 🫶

He is literally in my top5 I hope we keep him 🙂‍↕️🩷

Scarlace

Kyaaaaa so excited 😆

Valen V

“Like a Karen” 😂😂😂 I didnt know this VA. I haven’t listened to his previous audio, but so far im liking his work. (I haven’t listen to the whole audio) He’s fun!!

xxtxrxax

So glad the thunder woke me up so I can listen to this 🥹 (I almost had a heart attack and then immediately looked for my cats if they are safe and now the thunder is so fcking bright)

Kirsten Grotegut

He's really hot. Love the Story, thank's BKS Team. Hope to hear more from him.

Nas

Was wondering if we'd get to hear him again! Really loving the artwork featured in these audios. It captures the imagination of the guys and the script so beautifully. Scribbles has one hell of a talent. I also loved the humor Jade added to the script as it was such a fun way to kick the audio off ♥️ My only minor feedback (I hope this does not come off critical and if so, my apologies sincerely) is that the kissing could feel a little more natural and immersive, and not feel so rushed through. I'd love to hear a few softer, more lingering kisses during those passionate moments. Overall, this man has my full attention and I hope we get to hear more from him! And Rob— I hope the luggage situation gets resolved soon. I went through something similar myself, and I'll be flying with the same airline in a few weeks... taking a risk by giving them a second chance🤦🏻‍♀️ I hope you're able to get some rest now.

BilkandHoney

Loved this audio, it was so fun! And his voice is perfect, can we keep him please 🥹 👉🏽👈🏽

Kata

Great SFX for world building on this. His voice reminds me a lot of Mr. Robinson. I think he's got a lot of potential.

Kata

Wasn't that Mr. Thorne???

Bell

So I finished listening to it and instead of Demolition Man I thought of Encino Man first, lol. Both have a frozen man I guess. I‘ve got some feedback: The squeaking in the lab part was a bit annoying tbh and the switch up to the sex scene was kinda sudden. They‘ve known each other for like a few hours and Lis was basically just had a crush on an „imaginary“ Version of him based on his records. And he also barely knows her. I wish they would have spent like a day more together before getting to the spicy part. Besides that the script was interesting and fun to listen to. Mr. Faking it also did a great job on line delivery.

Rae Love

Naw it was a different VA i think

Amano

ROB CAN WE KEEP HIM AND MR. WIRED WRONG PLEASE I AM SOLD AND SOLD

Melonpop

The artwork is cool

JanAnge

Where's part 2? 😅😊

Musicmum

You might need to hand them a towel tho..;-)

Jennifer Gosselin

I haven’t even listened but was about to come in the comments with this exact question. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

FanOfYou

Please give him more audios 😩

ramenai

he is so charming!!! i love his voice 🙈😋 please let us keep him! also this art is absolutely amazing!!! scribbles needs to keep making art for these audios!! 💞💞💞

NoodleSpoodle

BKS HIRE THIS ARTIST IMMEDIATELY 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Little Rose 🥀

I’m so here for the awkward little goofball this man is! Can we pleeease keep him, Rob??

Pam 701

Love me some sci-fi romance. New guy did a fantastic job! 🥵🔥🥵

Phantom Jasper

This was so much fun, and I'm super happy to hear this VA again. He's so expressive, I love it😁

Eris Storm

Another BWAD (Basic White American Dude)! Not feeling him! Adore the script, though! Well done, Jade! Let’s not waste the next great script on another BWD, (or BBD-Basic British Dude) please, Rob! Dig the art!!! We should keep this feature!!!

Jai Mei Cee

Now I need to go back and watch Demolition Man, because for my life I don't remember why kissing, et al, was outlawed? Pondering aside, I like this guy! What do we say? We need another vowel, sooo..."Mr. I"?😁❤️

Entertainment Life

I agree it did feel rushed, but still great audio👍😊

Ravey

I say we release Mr. Thorne next to a language fine machine and we'll have enough paper 😁👍

hiraeth

more mafia and jealous mma bf please im begging😭

Angeluna Fortuna

Hey can we get a Guest VA playlist? It’s hard to track down ones I’ve liked before if I forgot to download. I’m sure I’m not the only one who does that.

Jackie B

A) whoever put in a request incorporating Demolition Man (DM) you're amazing. B) I saw DM in theater in 1993. Its a great good bad movie. Love I know exactly where in the audio it's from DM. Well played.

hiraeth

this audio being exactly 1 hour is oddly satisfying 🙃

ThatMF

Freakin amazing!

Love

Me listening to this, an erotica audio: WAIT NO DONT HAVE SEGGSSS!!!! WERE GONNA GET CAUGHT BCS OF THE CHIP also me at the end: ALRIGHT PART 2 LETS GO

🥀🦦🏕️

FINALLY!!! I miss him so much!!! And a sci-fy?! HELL YEAH! This is awesome

fabjola

no one can replace Adams but.... is this new pookie or what! 😍

Athena

So well said! I second that feedback; slower/lusher/deeper sounding kisses is the only part of the performance that doesn’t fit the rest of the goodness this VA has. Love, love, LOVE “encouraging the listener” scripts! All the praise all the live long day, thank you very much. :)

Bookworm

Same!!! Also I was sitting here thinking, if sex is illegal, then how do they reproduce? Is it a pod thing, is it IVF? Also is masturbation allowed? Also why is it illegal? How does she have a working pac-man machine when most of the technology we have can only 20-50 years because of the hardware.

MoonLeaf81

Well, I still give it a like because it was ok. But I didn’t click with this one. I think I felt his voice sounds too young. Also, in my opinion the situation needed a little bit more emotion. If I were frozen for even 3 month I would be horny as hell if I was in front of someone I felt attracted too. Moreover if that someone wanted to jump on my bones. I would be extremely invested. But I didn’t get that feeling at all. Now the “sex machine” reminded me of that scene in Demolition Man between Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock. Yes, I’m that old, I have my movie references as well, I’m a Gallo girl. What did you expect!?😆 Anyways, it wasn’t bad and I don’t want to sound like a hater, which I’m not. I’m just giving my humble opinion. But he has potential.💜

GraceSkyyRomance

Hey this was alot like Demolition Man scene! Lol writer must be from the 80s 😉

GraceSkyyRomance

Yesss! Thats what im thinking to! That must be the inspiration lol

Valen V

It was fast, maybe if got to listen like the clock making us feel like they were having some time together… different little scenes… 🤔

andrea*

OH MY GOD HE’S BACK

Ashley Lena

I LOVE HIM! love his voice and he definitely has range!🥺 🧊🧊 He’s so cute and goofy…He will be my new pookie… Please can we keep him Rob!!! Once again, love the art, Scribbles!!!❤️❤️ You are so talented! The concept of the audio is also really cool!🧊🧊 Now things I think could be improved: 1. The kissing sounds…off? It sounds more like a peck rather than a full on kiss. I wonder if this could be improved? 2. The jump from being thawed out to the sex scene was too quick for my liking. I was hoping to see at least a few fast-forwarded scenes of them getting to know each other over a few days…They’ve basically only known each other for like 2 hour!

andrea*

ALSO LOVE THE ART ON THIS 💖

UrLittleShit

Why don’t I have a 10-likes button? This is the funniest story since I subscribed! And the VA is so goofy and cute🥹really hope he stays

cricket

ohhh i love it 🥰

Elena.Bobena

I hope Rob gets his luggage soon! That's a really stressful situation. I'm glad he got back safely.

HeartAnime14

This was a lovely surprise and honestly loved the audio and the sci-fi aspect ❤️ Hope to hear from him again soon.

athanaxsm

"Oh no! You're a criminal! We broke the law!" Oh he is CUTE. We keepin him.

NoraXoxo

Can we keep this cutie✨❤️

Mostlygeekish

We need to keep this guy. Please! And the one from 'Meant to be'. I love them both.

Daisy

I'm so happy to hear the VA from "Faking it" again. I love his voice. Very sexy. 🫦 Please give him more scripts!🙏🏻The story wasn't for me. Another masterpiece from Scribbles! I really love the artwork with the audios.❤️

Peepaw

UGH THIS ONE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD 😛😛😛😛. Compliment to the chefs cooking this up cause y'all ate that.

TakeMeDownTheRoad ✨

First time hearing this voice. So sweet and comforting 🤍 thank you

Aliea Lacey

He has the perfect asshole voice, you'd just want to ride

Peepaw

Also how do they even regulate it to make sure they're not having sex??? Another thought I had was why did they have a cryogenic *trial* be a thousand years and not a hundred??? Ain't nobody is going to remember a 1000 year experiment. So much would change in that time. I doubt that a facility would stay in tact for that long.

Tink

I’m obsesssedddd with this audio AND this VA. He needs a name like Jack, Tyler, or Josh 😂 iykyk

Ruth Hay

Masked man a cat called Fred and a body in the boot? Seems legit.

lisaearful

I’m going to try to not be eh uncomfortably emotional for those who are decently healthy. The very first impression I got from the start of this is the 1978 movie ‘Coma’ about brain damage and organ harvesting. The reason why my mind immediately went to that is the physical injuries and severe brain damage I received from a stalker (I was extremely lucky & was hospitalized & heavily brain rehabbed in 2008 from that extremely psychotic narcissistic individual when the severe injuries occurred.) It has been an incredibly difficult & exhausting experience that started November 1999. I have been dealing with it ever since. I decided to be celibate in 2014 to prevent further injuries to myself. I’m nowhere near the sexual taste levels of some who are on here (everyone has their own thing and I do respect that; I always have to keep in mind just how dangerous some of these practices are to me and I was never keen to sex being a cruel thing. I’ve personally seen and experienced too much violence in my 56 year lifespan to think about that type of enticement. I’m definitely a more “vanilla” type of sexual care person/provider when I feel comfortable in real life to achieve that. I’m still not “there” yet, but I’m finally able to read about it & not be completely terrified anymore because my brain is understanding I can deal with setting up my boundaries. I apologize for any offense if any is felt, because of this giant description is certainly not meant that way. At all. I’m simply thankful for surviving what was intended to kill my existence.

lisaearful

As far as this particular Guest VA goes: thank you 🙏 and well done!!

Ultramarine

This guy is 😘 Love it!

Tink

lol I was going with the most arrogant naming conventions of millennial men but that works too 🤣 (I can’t believe I put them in that order 💀 the books are in the depths of my brain)

Ruth Hay

Listened to the set as audio books. 😍🫠

NubianQueenJay

I'm Just Gonna Call Your Mr.Phantom . Lol Like Danny Phantom, One Would Say You Were Going Ghost For Hundreds Of Years🤣😂🤪🤭

Basil_flower

This va is amazing and the script is hilarious I love it😂😂

Esthara

Love this Futurama episode.

Scarlace

The third tag is Demolition man inspired 😆 but yeah all of us older people would have catched it directly

Ariadne

0:01 and I'm hooked!!! 😍😍😍 And the audition tape!!! He's so cuuuute!!!! Omg this script is awesome!!! Jade, love your mind 😍🫠🫂 The "Oh no you're a criminal! We broke the law!" Omg the way he delivered that line melted me!!!!!! 🫠 And the SFX!!!! Brilliant!!!!

Violet Times

This was sooo goooooood! I'm a sucker for these type of stories and the VA delivered it so hard!! Some of that dialogue was cracking me up! Very well done by Jade! Art by Scribbles is so fucking perfect! And damn the SFX on this audio was 100000000%

i’m plus ultra af

not my favorite script by any means but MR FAKING IT WAS SO GOOD I ALMOST DIDN'T CARE!!! please PLEASE promise me there's more from him!!!!

i’m plus ultra af

or just a bit more awkwardness/cute moments instead of abrupt sex. like have listener pause or be a bit scandalized or taken aback when he wants to do it the illegal way and more of a focus on how this is probably the first time listener has done anything sexual in GENERAL. or mention/discussion of if they've touched themselves before or something overall i agree with you. i didn't mind the abrupt "let's have sex part" and thought it was funny when it wasn't real sex but instead something odd. and i think he should have tried to convince the listener a little more by playing on curiosity/explaining what real sex is actually like. the sex in this script felt like an afterthought. i did like how caring he was, especially after, and him admitting to liking listener and finding "us" cute but i really felt like this one had a lot of wasted potential. i also feel like the future world and what it's like could have been better fleshed out instead of focusing on how common phrases aren't used anymore or whatever. none of my gripes were with the acting or Mr. Faking It, i just don't like the script. it felt really underwhelming despite how excited i was reading the premise and tags.

Niddy

As a girl who loves sci-fi, I loved this audio! This was so good! Some of the dialogue was so funny 🤭🤣 Great script, very well written. SFX was amazing again. Also love the artwork! 🤩 Thank you for this 🫶🏼

Ariadne

Omg the artwork I didn't mention the artwork!!!!! Scribbles, you absolute genius 😍😍😍😍

Ann

The man is back!!!!!!!🎉 Can we keep himmmm!!!!🥺🥺🥺

Fallen Angel

Very nice! I agree on the hiring. Non haiku poems are beautiful, too. 😍

Musicmum

I like him…. He sounds like a normal guy and I like that… has a lovely voice…

ChaosCommander

We need more audios from him please🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Fallen Angel

Very interesting story, perfect sfx! The artwork is beautiful, i love it! The VA is amazing. Again i need to say: Pleeeaaase, can we keep him? I love his moans. I want more! The talk in the end is cute and touching. Spoiler alert, here comes some friendly feedback from a writer who knows: All tastes are subjective, what i need isn’t automatically what others need, let alone the people doing sth i get to enjoy. I personally rarely like sci-fi. But this is BKS so i am not surprised i like it here. The story was super cool and I loved the writing style and humour. That being said - As the slooow burn lover I am, the question to have sex came too sudden for me. I needed a little more build up towards it. I mean, them getting closer, the connection mentally and physically building up. Also, if I was in the position of the VA, I would have wanted to know: if even kissing is illegal, what are the consequences? What threat do i risk if i say yes, in a world i don’t know? Does the chip in the Lis‘ arm send information about her body’s activities somewhere? What is that chip really for? I’d love a pt 2 with these questions getting answered. All in all thank you for an interesting and exciting new audio!

Fallen Angel

We never know what brings up a memory until it happens. I think it is very brave of you to be here and listen to the audios after all these experiences. That already must be a challenge but also expand your comfort zone. I hope you're finding in life what you need to feel happy again and I am crossing my fingers for your healing! 🍀🍀🍀

momo

LOVE SCI FI!!

Fallen Angel

I felt the same way about the sex scene, just couldn't describe as well as you did what I would have needed before. Totally agree with you.

Takerra

He’s hilarious!! Mr. Robby we need to keep him!! Pleaseeeee

Katie

I loved this! An instant favourite! Love the concept, the VA, the editting, that long gutteral moan at 46 mins. The way it reverberated from my earphone through my head. Mmmhmmm 🥵😍 All of his moans and breaths were stunning! I've got the sudden need to hear him do a subby audio. Maybe a werewolf one?? Those moans turning into howls. Pretty please 😚

Katie

Beautiful poem 😂❤️

Pepper

IM SO GLAD HES BACK 🙌

Val

New Mr… 👀😏

Olivera Jovovic

🫂👏💘❤️‍🔥🔥💋🫦💪💪👏👏👏😉

Neko

Scribbles is a VIBE!

Arisa

i think im in love with this guest va’s voice, smth abt the way he talks HHHHH

Owl Keeper

I have been YEARNING for more from this VA, and he did not disappoint! Please please please be a permanent performer

Cayven

Writers🤬

K H

Was just going to say the same thing. I loved that movie.

Kylie

Samee and the Italian va too who did more than a place to hide

Lani

33:57 - I really love how the listener is so straight forward and sounds like she’s from another planet 🤣🤣🫶 I said aggressively, “ AAWWWW So Cute !!!” But MAN OH MAN ! This was so good 😭

Valen V

I agree with you! I was missing some info regarding the story! I also thought about the chip. It would have been interesting to end the audio with a cliffhanger (pt 2).

Birdybell

Thank you for feeding my sci-fi nerd, and thank you for bringing this guy back. I was hoping we'd get to hear him again.

Sleep Deprived

I adore this VA. He is just so much fun to listen to. I hope he stays.

Ruby

Cross over of this world/him and Agent Voss of Jericho would be an absolute chaos 😂

MoonLeaf81

Well, that’s me. Not always paying attention to the tags. I made peace with it. 😆

ramenai

what an odd thing to say..

NoodleSpoodle

Hey so what does his potential race have to do with anything? Could have just left a "not for me!" comment 🤨 Also wdym "waste"? None of these scripts are wasted. Theyre given to incredibly talented VAs. Crazy work

Kali

Absolutely loved this! I love how well this VA does humour, and the little bits of vulnerability in this and Faking It were spectacular. Not to mention his moans 🥵

Julesemdan

Another great job Scribbles on the art work 🎨👏👏

Nanibell

Please hire this VA! I really like his work 😓

EP

I love seeing a writer praising another! This has got to be the best post I have ever read! 🥰 My faith in humanity is restored...and I'm totally not fangirling, if anyone asks. LOL

lisaearful

Thank you so very much - your response is greatly helpful and appreciated 🥹

Fallen Angel

I am glad i could help! 💜

Izzie

Can we keep Mr.callahan please I love how playful his voice is. This is so much fun and his moans are divine. It did feel a little rushed in the sex scene

andrea*

need more of him and strongly hoping he becomes a regular on the rotation i’m still alternating this and faking it 🥹😭

Lillian Parris

His voice is so yummyy and another virgin audio!!

Little Rose 🥀

There’s something about the way he says “Wow” and I like it lol

Little Rose 🥀

Also I’ve been listening to this daily because I love his voice Rob please hire this man and make him our Mister!

Pepper

Please give him a name i nedd more of him🙏

kc

give him a name I can moan

myu

please let us keep him 🙏

Crystyna

Rob can we keep him? 🥺 Pleeeeaasseeee? 🥺🥺

PhoenixBleu

I come to you Rob, hat in hand… CAN WE KEEP HIM????

FreddieMonstar

I love his voice can we keep him?? 😍

hartily

Hire this man please!! IM BEGGING 🙏

Ashley Devaney

Why do I want a part 2 of this!!!! Amazing story and the praising *chefs kiss*

Ashley Devaney

Also love this confident attitude he has and the bantering was cute

Little Rose 🥀

I can’t count how many times I’ve listened to this audio 🥺 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET’S KEEP THIS MAN PRETTY PLEASE ROB

Sunni ✨

I'm 4 minutes in and already OBSESSED with this story. Like listening every night, reveling in the world building, drawing fanart kind of obsessed. I'm currently in my 🪐space girl 🪐 era (thanks, project hail mary) so this legit could not have come at a better time for me 😭🌌

Ginger

I need more from this VA.

Pepper

This VA needs a name and more audios ASAP please 😇

Kitsunegari

Just two little requests: part 2 we keep him 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Ko

YESSSS OMG OMG IMG ONG MY LOVE MY LIGHT HES BACJ

Ko

IM GONNA CRY IM SO HAPPY