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TAGS - [M4F][Virgin VA] [Virgin Listener] [Friends to Lovers] [First Time] [Learning Together] [Lots of Kissing] [Sex Toys Mentions] [Banter] [Inexperienced] [Light Rubbing] [Blowjob] [Cunnilingus] [Trying Not to Lose It] [It’s Just a Table]

Nicknames Used: Strawberry

Summary: You want to lose your virginity with the right person. Someone you’re comfortable with. Someone you trust. Someone… exactly like him. But not only is he your best friend (who probably doesn’t even look at you like that), but he is sexually inexperienced just like you and still “waiting for the right person.” Could this even work? Or is it just a horrible idea?

CREDITS

VA - Mr. Robinson

WRITER - Violet Times

EDITORS - Mx Kakashi

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Comments

Amano

look who's finally back with another banger 😏

windy

Yes!!!!

MeiT974

AHHHH Robinson!!!🤭😍🔥🔥🔥

Amano

also glad to see the artwork is back too ☺️

Sinjin

Omg ROBINSON!!!!

amani!

ROBINSON FINALLYYYY.

Alex Skywalker

OMG Robinson 😍 This is what I come here for!

BilkandHoney

YASSS DADDY ROBINSON IN THE HOUSE 🗣️

✮mora

hour long robinson :D and pretty picture on the cover omg im cheering

Buwan

Every time I see Robinson’s name i jump up! Ahhhhh im screaming!

Tink

My ‘tism mind: I have my notebook 👀… where’s the syllabus??

K8ness

Can I get an AMEN????

Love

VIRGIN4VIRGIN

BilkandHoney

Violet Times x Robinson will always be my fave combo 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Bee~

virgin x virgin?? oh i love bks

Jai Mei Cee

I must be boring. I prefer the plain titles.

Jill Catlady Jones

Finally!!! Yes!!! This makes my entire week Daddy Robinson is here!!😻😻😻😻🙌🙌🙌🙌❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ellerose

Sisterwives, come get your water

Gallo's Right Hand

Something told me this had Robinson written all over it, and I was right! 😏😍

Archaeogirl

Robinson and Violet Times?! Yes please! 💕

Crystal

Our BF is back! Finally.

nicelygrace

I was hoping it was Robinson by the tags and boy am I glad I guessed right🤭🥵

Dania

YESSSSSS let's learn from the master😏😏😏

Amandeep

Why hello, Mr Robinson 🤭

Erica

Ok, panties, you can clock out for the day.

K H

Hallelujah. I was growing cobwebs waiting for another Robinson post. 🥰🥰🥰

🩷

And in unison we all say thank you Robinson for another virgin listener audio 🕺🏼🕺🏼

princess💕

Two virgins? Yeah the sisterwives are about to lose their minds with this one 😂

Mostlygeekish

I've been waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting...

Dr. Tre

Im like a ridiculous teenager when he posts 😂

JD

Aww I’m typically not a fan of the virgin audios but this could be really cute!

Vee

OMG what’s this TREASURE 🥹🥹

ruuu

OH I KNOW DADA!!

Ce

Robinson and Violet as the writer ??? YES GOD

ROX

These days, everytime I see Robinson, I kick my feet like a little girl🤭

DukiDoki

It’s friends to lovers and it’s Robinson!!!

Amber7

Fiiiiiiinaly, good god me and a dear part of my body I'm not gonna mention( it's my heart you heathens get your heads out of gutter 🥸)missed this glorious voice 🫠🫪

tangerine

That’s what I need!!!!!!

Melody

I was begging to see Mr. Robinson’s name and JUMPED when I did see his name LETSGOO

Re

ROBINSON ! ❤️ you make my little heart flutter... and then WITH a Violet Times script 🙌🏻🫶🏻

Boo

OMG FINALLY

Kirsten Grotegut

Oh yeeaaahhhh, what a better way to lose our virginity to Daddy Robinson. Reading the Tags and knowing this is gonna be so delicious and sweet. Waiting for Daddy was definitivly worth it.

Little Blueberry

F2L Robinson, delicious. Will always fucking get me 🥰

Kay

I always love reading the tags and playing "Guess the VA" but I was so desperate for a Robinson one that I just scrolled straight to the credits this time and 😭

Lani Gooley

I'm trying not to be feral guys hold me back

letmebealoneinpeaceplsthx

DADDY'S HOMEEEE🥹🥹🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

Nas

Scribble is back with their beautiful artwork, I miss these! VT, bravo, my dear for the genuine vulnerability you brought on the virginity in the script 🤍 And “XL condoms”? did you just casually drop that in there and expect us to move on?!

Sweetie

Mr. Robinson😍! it's torture having to wait for a new audio from you! I'm here just for you!! When I get a notification that we can enjoy your voice again in a new story, it makes the wait worth it! I'm going to enjoy this, I know it already, thank you!!! ❤️❤️❤️

JoAnne

I excitedly open every post waiting for Daddy Robinson and lately I've been SO disappointed! Finally!!!!

Kiki

Them strawberry tasting condoms taste like rubber btw

RiannMonster

aw shit. im afraid this one is going to do me in

Melissa ScheissEgal

Mr. Robinson is finally back! First Gallo on my birthday, and now Robinson after my birthday. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Mikki_R

Their banter is KILLING me!!!! Saying “nuculer” for a month to torture us is diabolical! 🤣🤣🤣☠️

Paula

"Like a marriage deal but with even less commonsense " hahaha.

Marie

As much as I miss Robinson these days (miss him more and more every day), I keep putting off listening to his audios because I know the wait between will be long and there’s a part of me that wants to savor having something new from him 😭 like I want to have the cake for longer before eating it 💀 I do the same with Chambers and Emmerson lolol Talk about delayed gratification 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Jill Catlady Jones

How can Daddy Robinson hate running when he knows we love to play catch me if you👀🤣🤣🤣😻😻😻

Paula

😆😊😆

Emma

Omg finally he is back !

mary

YESSS GOOOOOD HE IS BAACKKKK

myu

THANK UUUU

Love

LOWERING TILL YOU SEE SOME HAIR?!!!! VIOLET!!!!! (small fist bump)

Amoraa

🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶IS YOU SAYY “DADDYYSSSS HOMEEE HOMEEE FOR MEHHHHHHHH”🎵🎵🎵🎶

sisterwrightt✮⋆˙

where is Dyann and where is the "sisterwives assemble" comment and also how did i know Scribbles was responsible for the banger art? so many questions

sisterwrightt✮⋆˙

anyway the owner of the house and one of the best writers for his characters is back😛

Supa_Yel

I KNOW HE AN XL HELLOO?!?!

KWoww

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Maebhfly

2 virgins? This for Virgo season?

Jill Catlady Jones

Daddy Robinson is and will always be the king of moans omg unlocked a new kink 🤣😻😻😻😻

Savali Terra

It's alright, but I think maybe someone else I Miss Chambers so much. 😢

carolina-1978

🙏🙏🙏LORD HAS HEARD MY PRAYER

Deana

A winning combination

Sanita

Sisterwives, assemble!!!! Seems like we hit the Virgin button with Mr.Robinson 😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Val

Hi Robinson!! We missed you ☺️♥️

lassiecassie

"Please don't make me ask at the counter." I felt that 😂 True of non-spicy purchases, too!

Rlb

Had to stop myself shouting Robinson on the train when I saw he was VA 🤣

hey_virginia

this sisterwife is here and THIRSTY 🥵

hey_virginia

oh we are assembled regardless 🫡😂

Ann

Mr.Robinson, I am in love with you 💋

Sweet_love

FUCK YES LISTENING TO THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW AND ITS A ROBINSON IM IN BERE LIKE SWIM WEARRRR

sisterwrightt✮⋆˙

is it really a VT x Robinson audio if some part of him isn't "hurting"💀 add this character to the list next to Beard and his year-long blueballs (someone help him please)

MauraxX

Yayyyyy so excited to listen to this omg!! 🖤

Miss May

i love Robinson i love him so much but oh boy do i prefer him experienced and dominant

hey_virginia

Right???? I get the same goofy grin on my face that I did when I was a teenager and I got a text from my crush ☺️

Emmy Little

They are the worst thing! And the flavour lingers

hunnie_bonnie

MY SMOOTHIE WENT UP MY FLIPPIN NOSE WHEN HE SAID, "Or you can end in love with... MY ✨️MAGIC✨️ PENIS✨️" BOOYYYY omggg 🤣😭🤣😭my nose hurts so badddd

Emmy Little

I'm not a Robinson gal, like give me G or T before R but Violet with R!! What can go wrong. My knees are weak, arms spaghetti... I'm 100% not ok after this!

Lindsey Pierce

But then, who's going to hold me back? 🤣

sisterwrightt✮⋆˙

saying this when he only posts once a month now omg you're gonna scare him off

Natalie Nandahar

Mr Robinson as a VA is absolute gold to me. When I compare his earliest audios to what he’s doing now, the growth is honestly incredible. For example, I really like Mr Gallo, and I think he’s fantastic with certain themes and has such a distinctive style. His performances tend to feel more consistent from one audio to the next, whereas Mr Robinson has shown this remarkable evolution over time. The way he modulates and plays with his voice now genuinely blows me away sometimes. I know we probably won’t be getting as much of him here as we used to, and I have to admit, I’d be VERY happy if his worthy successor, Mr Thorn, started appearing more often. I also think Mr Owens has huge potential, but I’m especially excited to hear more audios from the VA behind Faking It and Thawed Out. I really hope he joins the regular VA lineup, because those two audios alone were enough to give me a serious soft spot for him—and I can already sense some potential Mr Robinson vibes there.

Sapphire mermaid

I want a million parts to this ❤️❤️❤️ This was so good

hiraeth

robinson my shayla

huda

HES SO GOOD AT BANTER 😮‍💨

MauraxX

This was so good, just the right amount of goofy thrown in with everything else to make it chefs kiss 💋✨ wish it had the Robinson tag tho so it can be found when sorting that way!!

T

*happy sigh*

Lani Gooley

Link arms and charge full force is our only option I guess 😂😂

Pam 701

Wow, the first 20 minutes of this had so much humor, and the last 20 minutes were so freaking hot! Robinson proves again why he’s my favorite. I LOVED every minute of this! 🥰🥵🔥🥵🥰

Daddy Gallo’s Brat

“I have butt plugs but I don’t have condoms” I nearly spit my drink out laughing 🤣 I am a HUGE fan of Robinson and F2L, especially virgin. Well done King!

Ellerose

"Strawberry, it's 3am why am I friends with you? " 🤣🤣🤣

JTK

Robinson ohh so wonderful ☺️

✩ Ella ✩

Eating good tn!! Art work AND Robinson AND Virgin listener+VA??? Life is good ✌🏼🥹

Kat

I missed the notification on this and just yelped when I saw the title and VA

scoreytorey

i almost shed a tear when i saw robinson was the VA. i may have issues.

Mexchick03

Everyone STOP WHAT YOUR DOING….Papí Robinson is back 😍😍😍

Beatrice Leche

I never commented but like I WAS SO HAPPY GUYS

Shad Phenix

Listener: *picks out condom flavor and tells him to call us Strawberry* Robinson: *continues to be oblivious to our advances for another three months* I'm so here for it.

Daphne 🦇

I loved this!!! (but my body physically recoiled at hearing the words ‘ChatGPT’ mentioned in an audio lol)

Amoraa

“I need extraaaa largeeee….” took me cleannnn out😂😂😂

zoeynm

I thought this was an instructional audio for masturbation when I saw the notification.

tae.shinhye

such a good audio 🤭 i could not stop laughing during the anniversary gift and the running section

ramenai

owner of this house 🗣️‼️

Mystery

RRRROOOOBBBIIINNNSSSSOOOOONNNNN!!!!!! 🤗🤪😛

Celeste1121

神之所以是神…🥵

bl4nk

21:52-22:02, I see potential here 👀

renn

we ain’t gonna talk abt the table breaking??😂 I busted out laughing i couldn’t help myself

Vellichords

Bite me... [Seconds later] Ouch, don't actually bite me! 😆😆😆

Neko

I was missing all of you! Scribbles 💚 Violet Times 💚 Robinson 💚 and Mx. Kakashi 💚 Virgin Lis + virgin VA? interesting!!! Violet Times, the BEST TIMES!!!

Nerpi,

This double virgin tag reminds me Chandler&Monica from one episode when everyone's in parallel world, and Monica imagined she was still obesed, complaining that she would die as a virgin but after trying the sex with Chandler they still fall in love with each other💘

Ruby

This is the friendliest friendly I have seen him be with the listener and I’m loving it 😍 the whole script just felt natural. Violet Times always delivers❤️

MJ Anderson

Man I loved this one. Instantly went on my favorites list. The chemistry is so good. And his noises are just unmatched

Jenn

Could this be a kink discovery/exploring series?? I love this so much more than I was expecting, I mean I always enjoy Robinson, but it was soooo delicious

Katie

Our man was run ragged two times in this audio. Poor baby 🥹😂 Getting his cardio in

LadyJ

Fuck, that was good! 😂 The laughter and that little conversation with himself about searching for condoms — haha, I loved that ♥️ He will forever be my favorite VA now that Mr. Aston isn’t here anymore. And because of Mr. Robinson, I found BKS in the first place. ♥️

Ms. Behavin'

I love F2L and an inexperienced enthusiastic VA so I knew I would like this, but OMG! Robinson really putt the actor is voice actor for this one. His moans. The little inflections in his voice. The chuckle that breaks part way through. This was chef's kiss perfect!!

Sophia

ROB OMG🫠🫠🫠

letmebealoneinpeaceplsthx

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

Angel

Your honor, I love them

Marie

Idk if it makes a difference, but y’all didn’t tag Robinson in the bottom tags 👀💀🫣

Scarlace

I think Owen already have that but with only 6 audios yet we don't have the full range

Anime Charlotte

Robinson we need a part 2 of this please

JanAnge

🤭😂😅🤣

JanAnge

Pls put a tag for Mr Robinson - thank you! He is so adorable in this🥰

Sunny

I think i have a new favourite audio🤭

Fallen Angel

This is so much fun! The guide is awesome!

Lysara of Riften

"'No running tomorrow'. Say it back to me...okay." *Cue transition to the sound of unhappy running* Oh, man...I suck! 😂

Darkdays

Well lick my lips and graspy tits aint that pound down to friendship town. Miss me 😏😝🤣

ChengHong

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

mömö

oh how I love a friends to lovers audio by Robinson🥰

Crystal

I look for this man like it’s my job, running between two apps daily. I’m too poor for this shit.. but my health won’t let me delete. 🖤

JT

Goodness, I've missed Robinson...

Sara

This really needs to be series. How they continue t learn yet insisting it is just practice and they are still just friends. And then some good pld jealousy. I insist!

Ally Bean

Best orgasm performance I’ve heard from him 👏

cryyy🤪

Robinson " I'll drag you by the hair FEED ME " 🤣🤣🤣

Jamethyst

DEFINITELY one of my new faves! The sex guide?!?!🤣🤣🤣I could not stop chuckling

Chocolat

Such a fun story Violet Times! And Robinson, is there anything this man cannot do with his voice?

Sakura ☁️

Who’s back with another banger of an audio from Violet Times 😮‍💨❤️‍🔥

ISHA SEN

And thats why Ladies and Ladies,Mr Robinson is GOATed

Moth (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-18 10:00 “You can r*pe me?!” Seriously? I’m done. Time to unsubscribe.
2026-09-16 16:44

Niddy

This was cute, awkwardly adorable. I'm not huge fan of virgin audios but I do listen them once in a while. This was one that I would come back to just to listen the banter and all. Poor table 🤣

🥀🦦🏕️

I fucking love how cute Robinson is in this audio 😭 I wasn’t crazy about the nickname (personally) less because of the nickname and more cause it felt like it came out of nowhere but other than that I LOVED this audio! The banter was amazing ❤️

Daisy

This was awesome. Mr. Robinson being awkward and insecure was so cute! I really enjoyed this one. Mr. Robinson was so adorable, and yet... we broke the table...🫦💦

Emmy Little

Sorry! I take my comment back 😆

Ultramarine

Cuteness overload 😍😍😍😍😍😍

🩷

OMG YES I COMPLETELY FORGOT THANK YOU VIOLET 🫶🏼

Kay

Robinson is always so adorable in these [Virgin VA] audios 😍 It's not often we get both enjoying their very first time together so that was refreshing. I absolutely loved their friendship too! 🥰 The nickname was pretty sweet (literally 😂) and Scribbles did a fantastic job with that artwork! Violet Times also never disappoints 😌 I really hope this becomes a series! After all, there's plenty more for them to learn together 😏

Twinkle

"Just browsing." He says, in the CONDOM ISLE X'D Also, legit wish this could happen to me, 32 is too old to be relating to this audio premise =x=

Ifera Morganna 👑

Violet Times & Robinson...well, the perfect match, every time!!! Always a thrill seeing Robinson's name...

B

We need more Robinson

B

Sameee

B

But at least we hear him on both apps 👀

A. K.

Yay 😀 i enjoyed this audio a lot. Thanks for creating this 💕

Dr. Tre

Well youre not supposed to dine on them 😂😂

SilverWolf

That was amazing! Violet Times and Robinson did it again. Great story. I love how Robinson is shy and charming. The chemistry between them is really funny. I did miss a little romantic in the love scene, but I get the idea. I’m so happy about another Robinson audio. Hope he’ll be appearing more often.

Kiki

If i wanna have a fine dine moment than i will tyvm😭🤣

Argos

I felt attacked by this audio 😭 I won't elaborate 😂

Léa

Mr. Robinson AND a beautiful piece of art 😮‍💨✨️

Jessica

There best be a part 2 coming 😏

Karen

Um, he has potential. = understatement of the year😇

Maria

Yayyyy Robinson!!

Crystal

Oh this isn’t what my ungrateful looks like, 😂 just miss how often his audios used to drop and he’s my first love lol lawd that voice.. 🥵🖤💯

Deadly

love love LOVE the artwork! much better than ai generated images :)

Iesha Crisp

Yay daddy Robinson is back ❤️❤️

Ken

PLEASE DO A PART 2 WHERE WE USE THE TOYS??? MAYBE EVEN SOME ON ROBINSON???

The Salt in Our Stars

Oooh virgin friends turned eff buddies sounds like an interesting take.

Kieren

“Yes still a virgin!” - Not with that vocal timbre and range you’re not!

Tink

Ok, for the love of everything holy… GO TO ADAM AND EVE (or your local adulting store) AND ASK QUESTIONS 💀 they’ll even have condoms that won’t give you a yeast infection 😭 FTR: I knew pleenntty of girls that learned sex Ed at the local sex store because that was where sex Ed was taught after they turned 18.

Duckie

I love this. Playful, a little flustered, then kapow!!!! Filthy sweet good times 🙃

Duckie

Crazy crazy hot 🔥

𐔌 liah 𐦯

the nickname was a bit ehh for me but the rest of the audio was amazing. W violet for the masterpiece and W robinson for another good performance!

Duckie

He said, "You can rate me."

Dr. Tre

😂😂 nom nom!

Evera

Me too. It’s the foreplay 😉

Marie

Denial as foreplay, sure! Not my favorite kind, but it works lol I just end up feeling like I’m late to the party when I do finally listen 😭🫣 (Still haven’t listened btw 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Robinson deserves my undivided time and attention, and it’s been a busy-ish week.)

Shortlifeliv

Always love the art and Robinson of course!!

B

Ik we were so spoiled, it felt like he posted an audio every day 😭

JTK

Am I the only romantic fool that wanted them to fall in love 😅 part 2 ?

Crystal

Exactly!!, friend! That’s exactly it, our man friend was spoiling us for sure. However, I think like many - Robinson was our first - and that first love.. well, y’know how that can be. NO DISRESPECT or shade to our other mens- I love them too, each for a reason/season or otherwise but that Robinson… however Mr. Gallo.. Ouff! Depends on what I need as to who I go to, but Mr. R is my #1, priority, first thought, devotion, obligation, loyalty. Lol pick a word. They’re great at what they do. I stumbled onto BKS at a time in my life - well, I’m so fucking appreciative, I didn’t know it was going to help me as it has. Not to sound over the top or whatever- but yahhh it’s been a really kind of magical helpful thing for me. Mr. R’s voice has provided a lot to me/health. Sorry for the epic reply haha 💕🤙🏽

Nightress147

Best line ever: "I have butt plugs but not condoms." Priorities were accurate people.

maz

im sorry in what universe does anyone with boobs go running without a sport bra on lmao

Iesha Crisp

I need a part 2 pretty please

tangerine

When he's acting like a virgin but can't hold back his real fuckboy self... omggggggggg 🥵 🥵

life_as_valerie

i need a part 2 where they realize they have been falling for each other the whole time

Elster14085

Banana and chocolate ones are the only ones that don’t taste like trash

BaybeeShark

Same I’m coming back to it 😂

Uri

Mermaid Season P3 when?

Musicmum

Oh hellloooo Mr Robinson where have u been sir?? 🤪

Sexy Lady 2

Happy Anniversary Babygirl! I love it!!

Sexy Lady 2

Hearing Robinson laughing was the best!! This is probably my favorite yet!

Gaymergirl (Whitney)

Why did the beginning remind me of the golden girls episode where the man announces they are looking for condoms over the speaker lmaooo loved this audio so much 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Lysara of Riften

This was a perfectly written piece. It had everything! It was funny, it was sweet, it was deep. Loved their dynamic. So well done!

Makayla Hidalgo

The way he takes control after all the kissing 🥴🥴

MoonLeaf81

Ok, I need a part 2. The 2 years after. I love this so much! The raw unfiltered inexperience conversations, the dirty talk. The curiousness. This is wonderful. And Mr. Robinson, Baby, those sounds, ugh!🤌🏽💜💜💜

Danka42

Well look who the cat dragged in 😂🥰

PhoenixBleu

This was really fun. The banter. The SFX. Great job all around

som

Now you know we need a part 2

Musicmum

Yeah, there’s nothing worse. Doesn’t matter what they say the flavour is. They’re revolting…! Hell to the no… (tho there was a shop called ‘Condomania’ which is an absolute laugh. U sld see what they make into a condom. Honestly I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing with some of them….

Tea Ström

This was so sweet🫶🏻🫶🏻 And hot!

Eden

I cannot explain how much I love this man. He's the funniest of all the misters and funny men are the best.

Asdf1234

This needs a part 2

fataleeyores

You know what, I’m gonna put this first actually: Amazing script, as always Violet Times. (Now my descent into madness and then random worrying and praise may commence) My dream is for each of my favorite VA’s to record Fox in Socks. Thus far in the last 3 or so years I’ve been trying for it- 2 have done it, and one of them did a normal version and a spicy version. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish is also acceptable. I just want it read in a normal voice even. I don’t know why I have this obsession. Nor do I know why I’m leaving this comment here. It was just a thought I had… like. I want an audio with Robinson reading Fox in Socks to the kids at bed time. Or something ✨😇✨ Also.. Robinson wheezing in the past few audios (it feels like the last couple he’s sounded a little “rheumy” as my great grandma would have said) makes me want to fuss over him and give him a breathing treatment. I hope he’s just really good at mimicking that sound. And if you’ve made it this far into my rambling wall of nonsense- give yourself a sticker or a coffee or whatever small prize you give yourself to keep yourself motivated to continue adulting. I’m proud of you for reasons. 🌟 Go you. ( 🤷🏼‍♀️ ) Oh! I just realized that I am procrastinating, that’s why this comment is like ‘wtf is she on?’ If you’ve made it this far, I’m truly sorry. This was time of your life that is just now gone. Thank you for joining me in my procrastination, I now have to resume reviewing tax returns for errors for the next 4 hours straight. Here is another 🌟 just for you. (I am aware that this is cringe, and don’t care) ((ok I kind of do but not really)) Ps I’ve always wanted to be the person that leave a random as all else comment, so that’s now checked off my bucket list

B

Yess! Robinson was the reason i got this subscription (even tho i also love all the Guest VAs and of course all the other guys) but Robinson… 👩‍🍳💋

B

Noo, i get what you mean, these audios also really help(ed) me and are just a great way to get your mind off of things/life. I totally get what you mean, i feel the same way! 💕✨✨

Marie

“Because you are a control freak and an overachiever… You wanna know what sex is like before you do it. You wanna skip the ‘I have no idea what I’m doing’ part and go straight to the ‘I fucking rule this bed’ part ‘cause you hate being bad at things. You are afraid to be a beginner at anything…” First off, that just described a perfectionist, not necessarily an overachiever (though they do tend to overlap), and we perfectionists are notorious procrastinators because we’re waiting for the stars to align and everything to fall into place so the result will have no choice but to be perfect, let’s get that straight 🙂‍↕️ Second of all, STOP READING ME FOR FILTH BKS 💀 Every so often, a description of L drops out of nowhere with so much detail that it should be too specific to ring true and yet is somehow so undeniably relatable that I have to literally pause the audio and stare at the wall wondering if you writers are secretly peeking into our journals or therapists’ files or something 🫣 I love it, keep it up 😅🫶🏼

Marie

I think Robinson’s earned a tag for ruined furniture 😅 the same way Gallo has TTFD. It happens too often, it needs a warning.

Debby Landers

Every time I see his name on one of these I'm like a little kid on Christmas day! Oh, Robinson 🤤🥰

Ann

Omg, that was SO fucking HOT my panties were soaked🥵

Morgan Miranda

14:56 omg I was just called out! are you studying me VT how do they know!? Jokes aside great audio. 😄

Jessiekitty74

Oh my goodness this was so adorable! I loved it!

Sugababylove84

Sister wives assemble get your water ready our husband is here

Birdybell

Oh my God, we're both stupid, but I love it even more. How? What is this magic?

Jess

Omfg I had that same thought! 🤣☠️

Nicki

Has he disappeared again?

Éivora

Guys so when is he coming back again 😭 miss him

Chocolat

Same here! 😢