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Discussion - What's your most embarrassing moment been listening to audio erotica? (Patreon)

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2023-09-20 22:00:01
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It's discussion time...so...

Tell us in the comments about an incident that made your ears burn and you were ready for the earth to swallow you.

We've heard countless stories about bluetooth headphones getting disconnected in the gym or at home but what other scenarios have cropped up?

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I'll start...not necessarily that bad but a close shave kinda story...

Back in late 2021 or early 2022 or so, I was editing a Mr. Shaw audio (putting the SFX in it) at my parent's place. Started feeling tired and decided to go snooze for half an hour. Pause the audio, leave the laptop in a discreet corner, barely open where no one can see anything, kept Garageband open as it was being fucky at that time and I didn't want to lose the work due to some dumb error and left the bluetooth on to make sure in case something did happen it would play quietly in the headphones.

Went to go upstairs to have a nap whilst my mum and my nephew are doing a jigsaw puzzle in the room next to the lounge where the laptop is. About 10 minutes in, I'm not quite asleep, still rolling over in bed but I'm hearing a guy's voice from somewhere, it's loud. I'm like 'what the fuck is that? There's no other guy in the house at the moment besides me and my nephew.'

I realise after about 10 seconds it's Mr. Shaw's voice so bolt it downstairs and slam the laptop shut just before he starts getting into some dirtier stuff. Somehow it had disconnected the headphones but still kept playing and yeah if I'd gone to sleep it could have ended up in a pretty interesting discussion in the kitchen afterwards. 

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Pancakes on toast

An audio started playing when I was at a job interview, I’ll leave it at that.

Kalli

So this just happened. I was literally just in New York City two weeks ago, I was going for an audition and the flight was very bumpy and I needed to calm myself down so of course I started listening to one of my favorite audios, pretty little thing. I needed to hear the praise lol. I had my eyes closed at one point because I started to relax and it got to a really good part, and I accidentally out loud, whispered , erotically “mmmyeaa” I open my eyes, and the people next to me were staring at me. And I just pretended it didn’t happened and turn the volume up and made sure I kept my mouth shut the rest of the flight. It was hilarious!

wheelsup

I once said someone was a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. My friend laughed and asked where I had learned that phrase. I didn’t know how to tell her that it was from an erotic audio of a British man sleeping with his son’s ex-girlfriend. 😂😂

Leiah

Birthday dinner. My phone wanted to expose me, it was in my back pocket and I guess I butt dialed the app or something because everyone turned their head at Robs voice.. THE PANIC! and of course it was in the middle of the climax.

nisosoup! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

funny u ask! just last week i was getting ready for work and i was just thinking about how “excited” i was and i decided to bring a toy to work in my purse, i did what i had to do in the morning for work went to the bathroom & i was so “excited,” and when i finished i put it in my bra and went to my desk then talked to my manager, well my bra was is one of those fancy ones where the designs have a hole in the middle. u can guess what happened.. (more…)

Lili

I was listening to an audio on the subway on an early morning. It’s always so busy during that time. Suddenly my headphones disconnected because my phone was in my hand and I wasn’t paying attention. So yeaahhhh pretty awkward experience. Everyone heard it…

Xxkellie

I wanted to show my boss sum on my phone so I went to Google and the last thing I had open was one of my favorite audios. Thankfully it wasn’t playing but my boss 100% read all the tags of the audio and sympathetically patted my back and said “it’s ok” when I started panicking lmao

Fairlight

After a very hard day at work, I came home, turned on my favorite audio and lay down on the bed and close my eyes. Since no one else was home I didn't think to use headphones and just let my phone go. I must have gone to sleep at some point during the audio because when I woke up in the middle of the steamiest part of it, my husband and both dogs were next to me staring at me. Fortunately, my husband is pretty chill and, while we laughed at the situation at the time, he's been kind enough not to bring it up again.

Kaitlin Bodin

I was in the library at my college and was listening to I think mr.Robinson and a guy had looked over at my phone and saw one of the tags be fore he yelled something about me listening to p*rn at the library he apologized after and that how I meant my now fiancé and he is prefect my fine that I still listen

SkullCandy

Literally getting called by my mom in a middle of my private session listening to BKS and trying to compose myself not sounding as if i've just been playing with myself and enjoying those audios a bit too much

nisosoup! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

it fell out and i didn’t notice, like 20 mins later i was like oh let me put it away! Aaaaand i noticed it was gone… i freaked out retraced my steps and all and was like… there’s no no no way i left it in my managers office… and i looked behind me and there it was on the side of her door…. THANKFULLY my manager was doing a last minute interview and i quickly put it away… NEVER AGAIN!!!

Keo

My husband knows I listen to audio erotica, but I still got a little embarrassed when my phone connected to our CarPlay and it displayed the title of the audio I was just listening to. Tags and all… 🫣

TigressCatie9311

This was about a year and a half ago. I was on vacation to visit some family and I was having a hard time sleeping (i was stuck on an air mattress that kept deflating) so my mom said I should go take a nap. Well I went to lay down with my headphones in and I put on what was originally a sleep audio. Well apparently my headphones died and my phone went from sleep audio to a very spicy and kinky DD/lg audio 😭 my phone was on full volume so not only did my mom hear it, but my dad and deeply religious grandparents heard it 🫣🫣 everyone was very nice about it till the 19 hour car ride home. Then my mom started making jokes to “ease the tension”. It’s gonna be an interesting visit this Christmas when we go back 🫢 there’s no coming back from that lmao I still cringe when I think of it

Loona

As of yet, this is my best kept secret. But I'll update this comment if it happens.

Anonbot

one time a family member was using my car and my bluetooth went from my headphones to my car when i was listening to an audio and i RAN to my phone

Ellie

I was listening to a professor audio in my math class sitting next to my professor when my hearing aids died and disconnected. Thank god someone told me it was still playing. 🫣

Ren

My phone automatically connects to my car stereo and starts playing whatever I was listening to last. My brother borrowed my car then told me my car was playing weird noises. I'm pretty sure it was just kissing and a little moaning. Anyway, he's a little dense so I just played it off saying "that's weird. Idk what happened 🤷‍♀️"

Alice

I listen to audios in my car driving home from work or other places, it's the only alone time I get. I forgot to disconnect from the car when I got out. The next morning on my way to take the kids to school, guess what comes on. Horrified!! My teenage son was NOT impressed..

Karolina

I haven't had any embarrassing stories yet! I'm always in stealth mode when I'm listening at home LMAO and I usually do it late at night when everybody's asleep.

KittyGreen

My phone connects to my car automatically if it's in range and I brought my car in for an oil change. I was mortified when it sync'd and hit the Bluetooth and pause button as quickly as I could.

Daffodil

My baby cousin, and when I say baby I mean literal CHILD, lol (8 years old) had grabbed my phone (they saw me input my password) and was playing candy crush or some game when a notification for BKS came through. They clicked on it and were like OH its stories for my auntie! They started playing the story and came into the backyard where everyone was sitting around saying it was "story time"... LOL.. THANK THE LORD for the BKS audios having a plot line because it was only a few minutes in, but I had to come up with something to say to family why this would NOT be an appropriate story for us to listen to during story time (I think I said It was like the 50th chapter of a book and they would need to hear all of it and wasn't child approp). hahaha. It was the funniest and thankfully my fam didnt ask too many questions.

Samantha Humphrey

This was recent. I was getting dinner ready for me and my family. We had a couple of people over, so it was a big party kind of thing. I was listening to one of your audios, actually. Anyway, I had my phone connected to my Bluetooth ear phones right. It was getting to the spicy part, and then my nightmare happened. Yall, they disconnected. They disconnected and reconnected to the speaker. I was mortified. My mom was there, my grandparents heard. It was the most embarrassing moment I have ever experienced in all my years. That includes the preteen black butler phase, and that was awful. I locked myself away for a week.

satogeto

this happened a few weeks just after i suscribed to BKS. i usually listen with my airpods but i had to pause it bc i had to do something and i forgot abt it afterwards. a little later i had to drop my brother off at work so we hopped in my car and Mr. Robinson's Last Strike audio started playing (it autoconnects)😩😩😩😩 and tags showed up on my car screen as well😭😭 the fucked up part is it was on the spicy part😭😭 it was so embarassing and i tried to play it off but he was like "uhhh are we just gun ignore that" im like yeah😭😭😭

Kalli

I hope you got the job

courtney ✨

I SCREAMED! Not the husband AND THE DOGS!

courtney ✨

I SCREAMED! Not the husband AND THE DOGS!

Des

Me and my other half were walking to the car to drive home from work. I was listening to one of the audios with one AirPod in my ear. Basically I was listening when it was getting to the spicy part at the end. Then with little awareness, we sat and he started the car.. I notice my audio stopped in my AirPod. Then out loud was the part when Mr.Robinson was fully releasing himself 🤦🏽‍♀️ That was a fun car ride home.

🎀Mimi🎀

It hasn’t happened to me..not yet. God I hope it won’t! 🤞 😂😂 I’m usually clumsy af.

Best Kept Secret

Back in those days in which I used to listen BKS on Pornhub, It had been a while since I had some alone time (a couple of affairs with Mr. Bzzz), so even if my house wasn't completely alone, my room was. I have always stated that I hate people entering my room without knocking, so I thought it wouldn't be a problem. I remember it was an audio of Mr. Robinson, and right at the best part, MY SISTER dared to come in, interrupt me, and sit next to me on the bed and talk to me as if nothing. I tried to hide it, and by the time she decided to leave, my joke had passed, but I realized something worse. I had left my cell phone screen unlocked, exposed, with the sexy cover of the audio on it, and with the obvious feeling that my sister knew what I do when I'm alone. 😭

Miss Dill

Uh same except my child was in the car. Thank goodness the volume was low and Robinson was still only murmuring SFW sweet things so they probably thought it was another of mommy’s boring podcasts 😅

Daffodil

I can just imagine that car ride home, lol.

Daffodil

when I say I LOLd I literally LOld, just staring at you, haha. I wonder what the dogs thought, LOLZ

Hooligan mama

I am dyyiinngggg laughing at these. My husband is getting curious. I about to have my embarrassing moment rn lmaooooo

Fairlight

I almost would like to know, but maybe not.

Eden Miller

Luckily I listen to these at home. I HATE being horny in public and alone. The most I ever do is listen to the beginning of certain stories in my ear buds while on th3 bus going to work. However, once the story starts to get heated, I turn it off and listen to music. I DID read a comment once where a girl mentioned that her dad walked into her room right before it started to get spicy. She put the audio on mute and told him "I'm meditating ". He just looked at her, and walked out.🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Esmes

Reading these I'm suddenly extremely grateful that my phone stop playing audio if the headphones disconnect 😅 I only use porn when absolutely alone so luckily the closest I've gotten in embarrassing scenarios is when I'm in the middle of an audio and someone calls me (which sucks! Why are you calling when I'm in the middle of something!) I do have this fear that one day I'll answer a phone call and the audio will continue to play at the same time, since that's happened with some apps 🙈

KLK

These are too funny - made my day :)

Tee 📚🌻🌙

This happened recently actually. I love your audios and I tell my fiancée all about them and new kinks or new things we wanna try. Anyway I told him to listen to a specific audio and he said he would as he does with most of my audiobooks or erotica books. It was my fiancé 25th birthday party and his parents threw him a garden party and some of his army buddies were there and my brother and my parents and some of the neighbours. it was a big deal. Anyway I usual am in charge of the music and I connected my phone to speakers that were outside but at the top of my phone there is a recently played button. Before I get to it to set up Nicks mum calls me to help with the cake so I hand Nick (my fiancé) my phone and tell him play anything, so Nick being Nick he just pressed the play button and MR Gallo Blasts around the garden party calling everyone that they are his dirty little whores and how she sucks cock so good and the growls and the moans. My fiancé drops my phone and locks i could hear the audio playing from the kitchen automatically knowing what was playing I stop what I’m doing wnd run out to grab my phone and turn it off. By this stage Nick is so stunned to speak I am giggling away red faced Luckily there was no kids there but the looks and the laughs we got afterwards cause some family members actually thought that Mr Gallo was Nick 😂 and we actually had to play along that it was infact a sex video that we had made and not an erotic audio 🙈🙈🙈🙈 Our parents were alittle shaken 😂 but yeah I’m laughing now typing this not our proudest moment but yeah 😂😂

Kat

Completely forgot that I was listening to Mr. Gallo & Mr. Robinson prior to getting in my car! Well.... turned on the car, phone connected to Bluetooth, niece in the backseat and husband in the passenger seat... Mr. Gallo on the radio moaning and growling, & saying cum for me baby, cum for me! 🫣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

Redheadedchic

Two instances come to mind: my earbuds coming out of the Jack so that EVERYONE in line at the grocery store knows I have some hidden kink in me (FML). I had to change grocery stores bc of that one. Second one was a near miss, if you will. I cook Thanksgiving each year for our local fire department and police station as well as put up a Xmas tree in their building. I had a near miss car wreck that they would have responded to…and would have heard my BKS blasting thru the speakers of my car. All I could think was, “Don’t wreck, Redhead, or your hair won’t be the only thing that is red when they use the jaws of life to pry you out of your car while Mr. Robinson loudly has his “O” moment.

Christina

Lol this question was made just for me🤣🤣 I was at work and at my job they let u listen to your music or what ever you want 😉 and I was sitting at my desk (btw we have cubicals) its a friday its a small office small group of people are in the area where I was sitting I get up to go to the printer and all of the sudden you here the guy morning and fucking "cum for me baby girl" I don't think I ran so fast in my life to my desk everyone started laugh I was blushing laughing and wanted to crawl in a hole all at the same time 😁😅🤣

Amano

I won't say it's embarrassing per se, but it's the first and only time I dropped the ball in this department. Last New Year's Eve party w/ friends, connected my phone to the bluetooth speaker bc it's my turn DJing, and the audio i was listening to when i'm getting ready at home earlier started playing. It's about 30 mins in so we're in the touchy stage w/ a lot of heavy breathing & moaning and all. I hit the stop botton 3 seconds after realizing what's happening. I didn't really panic bc 80% of the people at that party knew about this passion of mine (a few of them even recognized who the VA was), so we all had a good laugh and introduced the remaining 20% to the magic of audio erotica😈

Strawburry🍓

Stoppp that's so traumatic I can't even imagine thank God I haven't had a close call like this at most my headphones won't be properly connected and it'll play the audio but it's thankfully never dirty stuff.😂

BookGirl83

Was listening to an audio with a 🐱 eating portion while getting ready and I didn’t get to finish it. On my way out my mum called and asked me to pick her up and take her to an appointment. Funnily enough I got a phone call on my way to her right when I turned my car on and lasted until she got in my car. Needless to say the phone call ended, the audio started and I stopped it immediately but there was definitely some licking played and then she slowly turned, looked at me, grabbed my arm and said “omg, do you watch those videos of people eating” (like Mukbang asmr videos) I was like “yeah?”, Like I was asking her then cleared my throat and was like yes, yes I do and she was like “why?” I shrugged. Then she just went on to telling me her latest gossip. Ummm, yes my car displays everything on the dash even the tags but she doesn’t wear her glasses unless she needs to and so she didn’t see a thing… literally. So, I was saved by my lightening speed reaction and her poor eye sight but let me tell you I have no idea what she said that whole car ride 🤭

Heather Christine Bauer

Oh sis. Yea. But that's a good choice for a praise kink. I listen to "The Protector" when I am feeling anxious!

Kalli

Ooohhhh that one is good… I’ll try that one on my next flight;)

Tera La'Shun

I was listening to a few... no a dozen of Mr. Gallo at my desk and forgot that I was not alone and screamed out "yes sir please!" Luckily my coworker whom I share an office with just thought I was on the phone. The seat of my chair knew otherwise

Karmaismyb0yfriend

Omg the fucking car Bluetooth has gotten me SO. MANY. TIMES. ☠️

Jinx mai

Boy all the accidents that has happened to me doesn't fit here the most recentl hearing chambers taking me to pound time and my phone connected to my best friend car.... the car ride was silent

Cat.Q🐈‍⬛

I’m in china so I got your notifications on 9am(I know it’s a wired way to start a day) On some random morning at the end of August, I was in subway when received the new notification and I got curious I thought it wouldn’t be hurt if I just read the description or something. BUT IT WAS THE ROBINSON AND GALLO’S THREESOME PIECE! I just got soooo wet by just reading the title and the tags. The problem is I was on my way to get the laser hair removal for my bikini line. When I got to the clinic I just rushed into the restroom to wipe my 🐱up. I didn’t know if the lady handed my 🐱 noticed but she did not say a word so thankfully maybe that’s not that embarrassing after all. Now I learned my lesson and I would wait until I got home because you never know what surprises BKS would bring to us.

Doña Yayi

Well my experience was not so long ago. At work in the early hours in the morning. Im usually the first one to arrive to the back side of the racetrack and start workin in my barn before all my riders and hot walkers show up later. So yes i usually listen to audios without earbuds when im by myself in the barn after i send my workers out to the track to exercize my majestic beasts. I was listening to Mr. Robinson's audio !!!!! Sooooo yeppp i get very excited the same way I do when i drop a comment here lol. I remember as soon as Mr. Robinson is moaning losing himself in pleasure and about to cum so beautifully i get so excited and i yell out my holy mothers, jesus havin his drinks, nutcrackers ridin on some kind of vehicle etc lol 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭. As soon as i say " HOLY FAWKIN HADES RIDIN ON THANATOS " "thanatos the racehorse i train" i hear someone behind me say " whaaaaaaaaaaa" and soon after i hear a very familiar and gorgeous laugh !!!!!! I turn and i see it was MY SOOOOOOOOOONNNN OH GAAAAAWDSSSSS!!!!!! my son and one of my exercize riders !!!!! My son looks at me that little shizz laughin at me and says " ma? How long you been hearin those kinds a things????? you need a boyfriend to tickle you ????? i can help you find one!!!!!! You need one anywayyy!!!!!" I tell my son i can hear whatever the hell i want im a big girl and you and your brother cant tell me what to do and i dont need to find someone to tickle me lol my son keeps laughin at me and he says he cant wait to tell his brother hahahaha well nowwwww they keep bullying their momma because she listens to beautifully erotic audios lol 😁😁😁🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 ufffffff they are so much like their father!!!!! My two beautiful anyeurisms lol ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ momma loves her babies 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 thank goodness they are 24 now if they were younger oh gawds i want the earth to open and swallow meeeee 😳😳😳😳😳😮😮😮😮😮😮🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈!!!!!!! Hahahaha i remember the exercize riders face when i gave him the bitch look 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he just raised his palms and backed out of the barn and left my beautiful boy there with me to torture his momma after he found out about mommas best kept secret lol.

Mel

Was listening to a audio at my parents place and my mom walked in on me mid audio

Kayla Bates

Ooooh probably when I got in my car with my sister and brother in law and my phone auto connects to Bluetooth and the last thing I played at home was an audio so it popped on my car speakers mid moan 🤣

Cynicl68

When your phone auto connects to both cars and your audio porn is hijacked by your other car pulling in the driveway—driven by your daughter 🤦‍♀️

Onnika Lynch

Was at my grandmas for the week. I decided to enjoy a good audio. She heard me, and I lied and said I stubbed my toe.

VillainAddict

i have a bluetooth speaker in the shower connected to my phone, and it started auto playing where i left off in my last audio, so our bathroom was full of moans and slapping sounds.That bathroom has no door, so anyone who was in the house could hear it.

M

After reading all y’all’s experience I feel greatfull for getting lucky on this lol

ani💋

surprisingly nothing embarrassing yet😆

Shellbelle

Almost the same...replace in laws with co-worker/friend. I believe my response was "weird commercial!"

Kayla Bates

Hahaha I feel like my friends or coworkers know me well enough that they would have laughed instead of it being awkward haha I think I said it was an audio book

Di

I went to the bathroom and left the phone in the bedroom with the audio stopped just in the middle of a spicy scene. Hot water turned on the last played audio on my fitness band and when I came out of the bathroom, Mr. Robinson was just about to have an orgasm. Loudly, very loudly. At my parent’s place…

Hooligan mama

Not the "it's ok" pat on the back! Oommgggg😂

vi-writes-stuff

I'll listen to an audio at night. And I get up early to drive my mom to work. My car is automatically connected via Bluetooth and I've had multiple close calls, but I slam the pause button. Thank goodness she can't read English. I always make sure to open Spotify and play a second of a song before starting the car now.

Hooligan mama

Ooommmggggg nnnnoooooo!!!!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

BaddieB_2000

omg i always fear this because my phone is connected to my moms car😭😭

milk

I work 1/2 days on Tuesdays….I listen to new audios waiting to pick my kids up. I have to switch my “source” from SiriusXM to Bluetooth to listen in my car. Well, one time I forgot to switch it back before I got out….after school, we all get in, I start up the car and here’s an audio playing full blast 🙈 Ive never turned the volume down so quick in my life …but my daughter (a 6th grader) said, “looks like your book on tape was connected!” 🤣🤣 YEP! Now I just put in my air pods 👌🏻

quinn

I was enjoying myself with a Robinson audio late at night… I guess I was a bit loud and mom walked in worried because she thought I was crying 😭 she suspected nothing naughty tho!! Thank god for blankets 😂

Ameerah Woods

I have frequent foot cramps sometimes, at night included, so when I was listening to an audio and, well, finished, my mom woke up and stormed to my room with rubbing alcohol in hand. I quickly sat up pretending my foot was in pain, but I’ve had them so many times my mom knew that the muscle wasn’t tense. I’m so glad I have my own place now 😭

SV

These stories are so funny 😆 I'm kinda glad that I don't have a car and don't have Bluetooth devices at home, so accidents like these won't (I hope) happen.

Shatece Haynes

I was giving my friend/coworker a ride home from work one night when my phone started playing the last thing I was listening to over my car’s Bluetooth. 🤦🏾‍♀️ I thought it was gonna be a really awkward drive home, but she was super chill about it.

The Tale Tree✨

Hahaha! Omg! I'm just waiting for something to happen to me. I've had some really close calls, one with my DAD in the car because, bluetooth. But my 10 y o son was yapping his head off in the backseat so he didn't hear anything.. Phew! And since I love to listen to spicy audios in noise cancelling headphones when I'm out and about, grocery shopping or running errands,.. It gets me in the BEST mood while doing boring errands and the thrill of getting caught is,.. tittilating.

The_rat_king

Was on a date with a guy somehow got onto the topic of kinks. He proceeds to get all embarrassed and says he likes ASMR porn, I laughed and whipped out my phone to show him patron. We have been together ever since

yellowbricks

i am a school administrator for a chain of schools in the state. one early morning, i stopped by our main office to pick up serveral boxes of supplies to courier to different sites that day. since i did not intend to stay long, i unconventionally parked directly in front of the entrance with all of my doors open. i solicited the help of our early morning freeway clean up crew (comprised of a dozen men) who were waiting to be picked up by their shuttle. they were so helpful loading up my car. i quickly ran into the office to get something and i left all of my belongings in the car: my bag on the seat, my phone on the dash, coffee in the cup holder. once inside, i of course was pulled into several conversations and impromptu checkins, extending my stay by approx 30 minutes. upon exiting the bulding, the office was bustling and full of staff starting their day; more smiley and giggly as usual. as i approached my car, all the doors were open just as i left it, coffee now cold, and my phone was secured on the dashboard...and all i hear, loud and clear is mister fucking robinson's sexy ass, moany voice repeating, "Baby... let's wake up. Come on, Daddy's got you..." my fucking alarm had been going off for at least 30 minutes... everyone heard it... the freeway clean up crew, security guard, and everyone i waved to on my way out... classic me. 🤸🏽‍♀️

rere

i can't breathe that's so funny 😭😭😭😭

Mylissa

I was feeling pretty spicy at work one day, so I grabbed my ear buds and opened Patreon. But nothing was working. Turns out, my phone was connecting with my co workers ear buds. Thankfully she didn't have them in her ears and we were early enough in the audio that I didn't have to explain myself!

bone x flower

LMAO OMG!!!!!! I would have DIED.

Agony69 (edited)

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2026-09-14 22:00 Ok...mine isn't that bad..its just ridiculous lol So I'm engaging with a Robinson audio, headphones, under the covers, skillfully not alerting my roommates until I hear a knock on the door and Yell out in cold fear, "Who is it".!!!Only to realize that the knock was apart of the audio. Oh man I laughed to tears.
2023-09-21 15:17

Dee

I'm sorry, you edit in GARAGEBAND????

yellowbricks

lol. THAT was your takeaway from that story?! 💀💀💀💀💀

Ellie

They probably thought your man made you a custom alarm, but definitely blush inducing.

Ellie

I don't remember the audio, but my mom definitely heard Mr. Robinson starting to say something naughty when my Bluetooth headphones gave out on me for no reason at all. Emergency keys are overrated 😭😭

sweetpea091417

I normally listen to audios in my headphones, but I do listen in my car also. I was on my way home, and when I got there I spoke with my 17 year old son. We are chatting about something when he suddenly stops and just looks at my display screen. The guy had just finished and there was some moaning still going on. He looked at me and I just calmly turned the volume down and smiled. 😊 He just walked away and hasn’t said anything since. 😂😂

Cutie🖤DARK ROMANCE ⛓️🎃

Oh god mine was hide under covers and don't come out style lol 😆 it was weekend thought mmm nice shower relax order takeaway. So decided to listen AMAZING THREESOME 👏 MR GALLO AND MR ROBINSON again while waiting got in moment carried away as u do lol 😆 didn't care how loud I being to my absolute horror my phone started ringing but u would think just pause not big deal right nope it was takeaway telling me driver is outside my door trying get answer 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️OMG then to make matters worse he SMIRKING 😏 when I answered and was freaking HOT 🔥 I wanted to hide I quickly grabbed pizza 🍕 box which I wanted use to cover my face total BRASS NECK lol 🤣 😂 I said thanks " he says have great night doll " and winked 😉 at me this point I couldn't close door fast enough I actually heard his deep laugh ( so lesson learned note self do not order then decide to play while waiting) 😀 🤦‍♀️went into hibernation after that 😂😂😂

yellowbricks

my man DID make me a custom alarm. lol 🤣🤣

Jay

I would have never showed my face again girl I am SO sorry😭😭😭

Heather Christine Bauer

"Wake up baby. It's time to study" is my alarm and I really don't care who hears it lmao

zNixie

I haven't heard an embarrassing moment yet. But I'm glad to hear that I am not as weird as I thought I was listening to BKS while doing ordinary everyday things!

Sydney

Was with an ex at the time. We weren’t doing anything remotely sexual. One night he wanted to play a game on my phone while I was showering (Dirty.Little.Liar) he went through my YouTube search history, enough said there. I ended things with him a month later, as an act of revenge he told all my friends.😭😂

Cayla 💕

It disconnected from my headphones and connected to my bf car 😭😂

Mrs. Thomas

It wasn't erotica exactly, but my daughter (age 12 at the time) saw that I was listening to "boyfriend audios". She never listened to them herself thankfully because not all of them are completely PG. 😳

Amandroid

"Your ASMR is too loud. Close the door." The last time I stayed at my former partner's place.

Abby ✨

My current partner (they/them) found out while we were sleeping together. Let’s just say that my headphones were too loud and they heard every bit of what I was listening to.

mimi281

Oh geez, just remembering this time gives me ptsd. (​꒦ິꈍ​​꒦ິ) Anywho, one afternoon, my sister and best friend were hanging out, and we started talking about like hobbies and things we've been into recently. At this time I had only just found out about BKS so obviously had to tell the girlie's about this new found treasure. That's when my sister remembered... and said "Oh yeah, btw one of the audios you were listening last night played in dad's car." ᯣ.ᯣ . . . Literally the face I made when she told me that. I was so ready to just evaporate, to melt away, dematerialize, ascend even; right there. Cause the other day I'd borrowed my dad's car and forgot to disconnect or change the settings to switch over to his phone, and I guess my earbuds lost power at some point in the night. So naturally you know.... the next device available for me phone to connect to was... surprise surprise! My dad's car! ૮₍ ꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ ₎ა luckily though thanks to my beloved sister! My partner in crime, my confidant, my mvp of this moment. She herd the first few seconds of the audio, luckily just the set up before the juicy parts. And instantly disconnected my phone. Omg.... I had no clue that my bedroom was that close to the car! Goddamn! But yeah! Last time I forget to disconnect my phone! (╹∀◠)

ellie

I was in my collage class and my professor was letting us play music on his speaker I don't remember why and I accidentally clicked on a notification and the heard like 1-2 minutes of it before I could cut it off

Stephanie

My airpods thought my back pocket was my ears. Enough said 😭

A Griffin

I honestly have not had an incident yet... but there's been some close calls. My mom's boyfriend has a ton of different devices that can connect by Bluetooth or screen cast, and there are so many times where I go to make a video full screen on my phone and accidentally click the screencast button. I'm scared one day I'll click the 'Man Cave' Amazon fire stick he has in the list of screencast options and the video starts playing in their bedroom. I try to be super careful about that, but I'm terrified I'll slip up and have to explain what happened to my mom.

Beverly Lopez

Okay so, I love to listen to these audios as a way to decompress, meaning I usually play a game on my tablet or phone while this plays in the background. Usually after work accompanied by a stiff drink or two. Well after a particularly stressful week,I find myself home in the middle of the day. And on this particular one I made the executive decision to screen share one of the audios to the tv, because I have a sound bar and wanted the full effect. I hop on, select screen mirroring after finding one of the many favorites I have bookmarked, and press play while walking out of my room to grab a cold one and my tablet. When I didn’t hear the audio play right off the bat, I didn’t think twice. Just collected my prizes and headed back to my room. Well when I tried to turn up the volume to the sound bar I thought it was odd no audio filtered through and also the tv was still on its homepage. So I walked up checked the connections, but found nothing wrong, and when I checked my phone it said that I was indeed screen mirroring. Well my parents and I share a property, we just live in separate houses, but they’re close enough to where I can hop onto their Wi-FI and visa versa. We also have the exact same television, name and all. But it wasn’t until my dad texted me, and pointed out that I ‘possibly had the wrong tv’ before it dawned on me what exactly the problem was. Not my brightest moment and to this day he’ll still tease me about checking my screen mirroring before I decide to play a video.

ilovetopurplefy

I was listening to a BKS audio early through my AirPods in bed on a Sunday morning. My little brother borrowed my car to get his workout in while he was visiting. My phone auto Bluetooths to my car when it’s started. I was at a really intense spot in the audio when I heard my car start and the auto cut out from my headphones. 5-10 seconds before I realized and disconnected the Bluetooth function. My brother came back inside laughing at me and to grab his water bottle. I was mortified 😂😂

L. Kane

Y'all got some stories!

Worlds of Cyn

It was not so much listening. I was getting a VA to make a recording for me. I have anxiety and poems have been something that helps me. A good soothing voice and poetry go hand in hand for me. I had found an erotic VA and begged for a commission. To his surprise the request for the 3 poems was considerably innocent. He called it cute. Then accepted the offer. I was thrilled. I wrote: Oh yes, hell yes this is just great, oh don't mind me I am just fangirling over here. You are just so amazing! Thank you. Auto correct changed fangirling to fingering. Yeaaaah, try back pedaling an erotic VA actor from believing that one.

Amber Oliver

So I was listening to Mr Gallos Satin Doll (Favouritee!) while I was on the bus, only for my AirPods to die and it keep playing at the part where he’s telling her he’s going to fuck her like a whore… infront of a full bus.. with 2 grannies sat infront of me 🙃

Analise

My teenage son borrowed my old pair of ear buds. He thought he was far enough away from the house when leaving for school, but they connected to MY phone while I was listening to a Robinson audio and all he heard was moans and dirty talk. Weirded him out big time 🤣 I’ve since had my phone forget those ear buds 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Auttie

Same thing happened to me I thought someone was knocking on my door irl 🤣

QueenB

I haven't had one, and hopefully that remains the case🤞🏽but the intrusive thoughts do come in when my roommates turn on the smart TV and the possiblity of accidentally casting an audio exponentially goes up😵‍💫

Ninargh

TOTALLY off-topic but who in the holy panty-soaking FUCK is that guy in the post header-gif? Google reverse image search is giving me NOTHING and his brow-furrowed expression of 'Holy FUCK' is just... my brain's new wallpaper. I must know more.