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Premise: We all need a break from our regular day to day. That’s why when a somewhat distant relative offers to lend you their cabin located on the magical coast of Wales, you can’t pass up the chance. Excited to kickstart the impromptu vacation with a yummy meal, a quiet afternoon of cooking is on the menu. Finding your way around the cabin’s kitchen is easy, you even have time to admire the old oil painting hanging overhead – when suddenly, something strange begins to happen. You swear you can hear the distant hum of horses galloping. But that must just be your imagination?

However, it happens again, and this time the sound of horses is drowned out by people shouting. Before you can decide if you’ve really gone mad, a giant form crashes through the painting and lands in front of your very feet. The man is more handsome than your heart can handle, and he is wearing what looks like medieval clothes. Is he some raving lunatic or just a harmless cosplayer? That arrow piercing his shoulder says otherwise.

Equipped with a sword and a burning intension to save you from unknown danger, the gorgeous stranger certainly knows how to get a girl’s attention. And those eyes, glinting with valor and sparks of mischief, if only he wasn’t bleeding all over the floor…sigh.

Well, looks like your peaceful vacay just took an exciting turn.

Let’s see where this adventure takes you, shall we?

Trigger warnings: Battle, mentions of bleeding, stitching of a wound, needles, old time/medieval mindsets about women...

[Main nicknames: My lady, Lass, Sweeting]

VA - Mr. Robinson

This script was written by Snoooza

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Amano

another one from Snoooza im sat

Katy

Whoever invented this premise 😂 I’d like to rent some time inside your head please ❤️

Amano

i haven't even hit play but im calling a part 2 rn

Karolina

Sisterwives, it's our cue!!! ❤️🥰🔥💦 Oh, Snooza is back with heat! 🔥🔥🔥

Love Dainty

GO SNOOOZA🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏

Skye Bravo

Already a few minutes in and I'm in love again

Hauseofjenn

We all do. Hopefully he will have time for us again soon!

Kalli

I must’ve hit my head harder than I thought…. Was he just quoting Aladdin? Lol. And Python !!! I was lady of the lake and Spamalot, so when I heard that one, I spit my drink out… Tis but a scratch

Jinx mai

It is but a scratch... God I love that xD

Doña Yayi

Ohhhhh shiznit!!!!! I am late!!!! Anyways let me finish my nighttime skincare routine and then get my snacks and wine ready and take a listen to this wonderful time travel masterpiece!!!!! Gaaaaaawdsssss midieval knight Robinson is hereeeeee for us sisterwives!!!!!! Sisters uff i am so fawkin late but imma move it on quick so i can assemble with you lovelies here!!!!! Once again he demands all of our presence!!!!!! My beloved and beautiful man we are ready for youuuu 🤌💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

WinterRose

He was quoting quite a few lines from various sources 🤣 But they were perfect 🥰

Kalli

Yes literally got the python ones and others lol I wonder if that was him just doing improv. Lol living for it.

Kalli

Literally spit out my drink when I heard that. Was just saying, I wonder if all the movie references are the VAs improv or actually in the script

Heather Christine Bauer

I straight up snort laughed. It's probably in the script! I know Ellie put the "Gimme that gluten" in the one lol 😆

Lisa Camp

I’m half way through and I believe this has been one of my absolute favorites!!

Amano

i need a part two where the listener introduces him to modern technologies like vibrators please and thank you

Ashley

There NEEDS to be a part 2 to this!!! I need to listen to Aaron figuring out the present day and him being extra protective and sweet to the listener on random occasions!! This is one of the best audios so far!!!

Herbie Derbie Magpie

Tis but a scratch! BSK, Robinson, Snooze this is incredible work all-around. Part two, I beg of you!

Honey Bun

🤤😵‍💫🥴 I’m absolutely melting!!!! As a woman with uneven breasts, I feel seen and beautiful from this! 🥰 this will go down as one of my favorite audios!!! Oh please let me keep him!! I love all the worship and praise and adorable Robinson-ness!!! Definitely another amazing audio 🤭🤪♥️

Enchantress

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HAVE NEVER BEGGED OR ASKED FOR ANYTHING BUT PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 I NEED THEM TOGETHER DESPERATELY LIKE MORE THAN I NEED AIR PLEASEEEEEEWEE

Enchantress

I love Mr. Robinson but after this audio I have fallen in love harder than I have ever before

Karolina

LMAO Aww that was so sweet and adorable! That part about that statute made me cry. I love how he reassured her about her insecurities! I'm a proud owner of uneven breasts as well so that lovely audio is more special to me! I died when our knight tried pronouncing thong hahaha! So precious! Oh please, Snooza, give us another part!

ivy

Hellpppp ive been inactive here because i found a sweet guy that resembles mr. robinson’s behavior…and sex talk so well. I’m finally back to binge on everything I missed😎

ivy

Listening to these audios somewhat made me better at sex and communication.

V

This is giving me Outlander vibes and I’m LIVIIIIIING FOR IT!!! OMG!!! Loveeeee it!

💚Buttercup💚

How is he so versatile?! This was so funny and pulled on my heartstrings 🥺 Snoooza pls you never miss thank yall 💫 p.s. that irish accent did things to me 💞😂

yellowbricks

go live your life, girl! we ain't going nowhere 🤸🏽‍♀️

Evie

Mr. Robinson is amazing. Definitely my new fav. I was lstening to this audio with earbuds and was so invested that I thought the 4.2 magnitude earthquake was just my imagination

Pam 701

I REALLY enjoyed this story. It has a lot of humor and romance. Mr. Robinson did his usual exceptional performance, including some great accents. I would love to see this story continued, since I’m wondering if the knight can even get back to his own time. ❤️🥵🥰🥵❤️

LuckyPenguin

Oh Snoooza you definitely know how to write an amazing script. This definitely has the makings of another amazing series alongside your others. And it was amazing to see this side of Robinson. Right some thoughts: 1. Robinson's accent for a start - wasn't quite prepared for the sexy medieval accent! 2. Wales of all places - This shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did haha! 3. Favourite quote number 1 (4 mins in) - 'Your ladyship makes for a convincing angel' 4. Favourite quote number 2 (6 mins in) - 'How about I take a knee instead?- Ahhhhhhhh! 5. Awww Robinson is in pain! Oh wait... he likes it?! 6. 18 mins in - Love the throwback to 'Falling Through Time', such an awesome audio! 7. Oh his apology was beautifully done! 8. And that body desire was even better, followed by that sweet kiss! 9. Favourite quote number 3 - 'Fuck honour?' Hell yes! 10. Favourite quote number 4 (27 mins in) - 'You might be dressed like a tart but you're squirming like a maiden' - perfect balance of the inner saint and sinner! 11. That virgin speech was so well done! Strange to think of Robinson as a virgin but he really did that speech justice! 12. That breast appreciation was divine! Perfect handful and perfect mouthful?! Perfect scriptwriting! 13. 38 mins in - I love how shocked he was by the shaved legs and then the thong! 14. 44 mins in and we are only just introducing ourselves while we're naked and his fingers doing the most delicious things inside! 15. Not sure how I feel about the masochistic moment - purely down to personal preference! 16. That was great seeing the male virgin experience! 17. The simple aftercare of finger through the hair and then rubbing the temple was so sweet and caring! 18. Where exactly does Robinson think he's going? Can he just go back through the portal picture or something. And if that is the case. The listener is on holiday... how is he gonna find us? Am I thinking too logically haha?! 19. So many cute moment in this - I just couldn't keep track! 20. Gave me all the feels - exactly what I needed at 2am haha! Once again, bloody amazing work Snoooza! Please please please do more parts for this! And I love that this is Secret Tier Sunday! Awesome work as always by Robinson and the editing was very well done! Keep it up BKS Team! 💜 Ps this is now my longest comment to date haha! Part of me should be embarrassed by this, but I just love it!

Mus ~~

Hey, Robinson! Duuude! Leave some ladies their fluid balance, why don't you? Yeesh - it's another "unexplained epidemic" of feminine dehydration (and drained earbuds). Clearly the man was having waaay too much fun with the accent thing, but please at least pick one - Irish OR Scottish - you excessively talented goose! Can somebody explain to me the whole "grabbing the wound" thing? I mean, I get the erotic use of pain (teeth, nails, tools, etc) even if I don't personally share the kink, but digging into a freshly stitched arrow hole (?!) seems a bit extreme to me.

yellowbricks

i'm 20 mins in and i had to take a break from all this laughing!!! this is hysterical! robinson's comedic timing is impeccable! face hurts from smiling.

Ashley

This comment is the only thing that can describe my desperate need for a part 2

Cutie🖤DARK ROMANCE ⛓️🎃

Wow SNOOOZA ❤ 👌 EPIC SCENARIO 👏 LOVED , 😍 LOVED , ADORE AND MR ROBINSON ❤ U MAKE A SWEET ,SEXY ,FUNNY INCREDIBLE KNIGHT ❤ AMAZING 👏 PERFORMANCE THE ACCENT 'S WERE FANTASTIC WOW & THANKYOU BKS TEAM ❤💋 U SPOIL US ALL SO MUCH BUT FOR LOVE OF GOD PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 BRING PART 2 SOON 🤞🤞🤞😍😍😍😍

Karolina

I'm not a neuroscientist but I believe that touching wound released serotonin which is the happiness hormon that has amazing pain relief properties. It literally feels good to feel physical pain when touching or scratching a wound. It works even better when we administrate touch ourselves. It gives relief by reducing pain. They did a study about it ages ago. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-soothing-touch/#:~:text=A%20new%20study%20published%20online,touch%20from%20another%20cannot%20mimic. Hope this helps! 🙏 [Edit] I forgot to add that having sex, orgasm especially, release a lot serotonin so our Knight got double pain relief 😅 😌 ❤️ I can confirm that as I suffer from chronic pain and sometimes I get bad nerve pains in my chest and self-plesure is definitely helping 🙃 😉

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds oh my heart!!!! This was just so adorable and funny and sweet and romantic ohh holy mother of cuteness this here was just 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 lol i love the banter of the sweet knight who has traveled from time, he is in a strange house with a strange lookin kitchen and he sees a woman who wears a dress that he calls a devils creation lol that had me giggle 🤭🤭🤭🤭 and he is entranced by her natural beauty. She has her insecurities but he shows her how beautiful she is with praise and lovely affirmations and i love it!!!! Ohhhh hades havin a beer with zeus and poseidon the sexy time!!!! Oh gaaaawds the sexytime was so sweet, intense, so lovely a whole lot of emotions were felt here and jesusss just listening to a man who gave away his virtue to his muse with so much feeling ohhhh that squeezed my heart!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 how he worshipped her how he made her feel how amazing and beautiful she really is!!!!!! And gawds the aftercare in this after wonderful and romantic sexy time ohhhh " putting my hand on my heart " i have no words this loveable knight caressed my heart with so much how he takes care of her, running his fingers through her hair, massaging her temples making her feel relaxed , how they hold eachother, how he confesses to her that he wants to remain with her he wants to court her he wants to steal her heart oh gaaaawddd my heart 🥺🥺🥺 i swear i have tears in my eyessss his last words!!!! " from today onwards i am yours if you have me" ohhhhhhh the tears dont stop!!!! This is just beaaaaaautifullllll!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Mr. Robinson!!!! My beloved and sweet knight you did it again!!!! You caressed my heart once more with this wonderful work of art!!!! Geeeeeshhh im so emotional now tears just run down my cheeks this was just perfection 💋💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ my beloved knight from tonight on us sisterwives belong to youuuu and shizzz who am i kidding you belong always to this wonderful community of lovelies!!!!!!!! My beautiful and loveable man i give many tender kisses, so many soft caresses and lots of ((((( HUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG ))))) 💋💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Doña Yayi

Ohhhhhh don BKS pleaaaaseeeee do bring us a part 2 of this amazing story!!!!! 😊🤗🥰❤️👏👏👏👏👏👏

Deep_Fried_Daddy_Issues

Based on how many terrible wounds this character has probably had, he probably used a pain fetish as a way to cope with always being hurt. Turn the pain into pleasure type thing? 🤷🏻‍♀️

wheelsup

Mr. Robinson meets James Alexander Malcom MacKenzie Fraser???????????????

Deep_Fried_Daddy_Issues

Please make this a series 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I’m literally begging you 🙏🏻🥺

Mimue

OMG Mr.Robinson what is this performance at the start!? I can't stop laughing! And slipping into a Scottish brogue every now and then. You got me giggling like a silly school lass! You somehow out did yourself.

Goober

I politely request a sequel to this one, it's so sweet and just silly enough to balance the spice well! I loved this💞

The Tale Tree✨

Ha! Snooza has been watching Outlander! And if YOU haven’t you should! I heard every single Outlander-homage in this audio (”I don’t mind that you’re a virgin so long as you don’t mind that, I am” and ”I’m a virgin not a monk”-line, and some others too) and I loved every second of it! Part 2 is not a want it’s a NEED! Fucking smoking hot,.. I may have dated myself with that expression and,.. as always, thank you Robinson for your service. Jeez.. 😅😮‍💨 Woke up to this drop. Listened first thing,.. it’s gonna be a great week!

The Tale Tree✨

I think you need to watch ”Outlander”. A lot of inspiration for this is from that show,.. you will not be sorry you did. 😜

Jess

Aaaand now I have a new favorite audio! Mr. Robinson knocked this out of the park per usual, like omg!!!

Kimi Harris

Between the sweetness, the accent moments, and the size kink I am officially swooning!!! This should absolutely be a series!!!

ivy

🥹🥹

Dee

Now this right here… masterpiece. I giggled, I swooned. AND WHEN THE DEEP ACCENT CAME OUT?!?! I have to say I replayed that part a shameful amount of times. The ending left my heart full. Will be needing a part 2 please.

quinn

That body worship was truly something- had me tearing up AND turned on 😭 I’ll be patiently waiting for a sequel!!

Cat.Q🐈‍⬛

I literally cried. Our bodies deserve to be worshipped girls!!!

moi_la_desi

Script: 💯 SFX: 💯 Performance: 💯 No more words needed. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Miss Dill

It’s a mere scratch…😂 I hope our dear Robinson had a field day acting out this script because, sir, I enjoyed every time-traveling second of it.

Grammaretc

Actively demanding a part two..

xspiritednaturex

I can tell Mr. Robinson had fun recording this one. 😂 He’s so cute. ☺️❤️❤️

Kit

My GODS this was attractive. Damn. Nice job.

Di

You brought a spark of hope to my day! I really miss him a lot 🥺

L. Kane

So it got a little outrageous in the middle but I liked it. I didn't see myself in this one at all, but I honestly can't wait for the next installment. I love the time traveling stories since so much can be done with the plot.

lie

please have a part 2 where he returns and stays

KittyGreen

I think this has to be in my top 5 Mr. Robinson audios. The humour throughout the whole thing is so incredibly sweet, his eagerness to please and reassure her is touching. Bravo Snoooza for about incredible script and Bravo Mr. Robinson for the great acting. 10/10 please give us a part two. 👏

M

Mr Knight is so cute!!!

hayley

the concept was cute but i really wasn’t a fan of it. it was kind of cringy all the noises he made. i dunno :(

TheSweetieGamer

I loved it! I can attest that being shot by an arrow actually sucks that bad. :D

SyrenaFae

Virgin VA is wonderful! I enjoyed this a lot

Shellbelle

That was utterly magical.

Caila G

Please make this a series BKS!!!! I wanna see how this Knight intends to court her through time😆😆😆

romanianlittlebear

Robinson's voice getting this hoarse at the end is illegal🤯

V

Oh lorddddddd Robinson knew what he was doing with this one—please bless us with a part two🙌🏽🙏🏽

M

I guess maybe that’s for trying not to cum too soon?

Cutie🖤DARK ROMANCE ⛓️🎃

Well I couldn't help myself listened again and I have say MR ROBINSON as a Scottish lassie myself u absolutely nailed 👏 the Scottish accent U MAKE A HOT BRAW 🔥 🥵 KINIGHT most definitely 🥵🥵❤❤💋💋 EPIC SCENARIO FINGERS CROSSED PART 2 COMES SOON 🧡🔥

Rainshadow

Omfg, what an amazing script!! And Mr Robinson…fucking hell!!! Please, please, PLEASE let there be more!!!

Katy

I listened to this and carried on with my life. But guys, I had to come back. I love it 😂. I didn’t give this the recognition it deserves. I think I’d like it to be entered into the BKS Academy for Best Picture. Thanks 😂😂😂

Shantay

I've listened to thus audio like 5 times omg it's soo good

Fatima

This was so funny and sexy 😭 I couldn’t stop giggling

Simone

Omg the fact that the listener is a vet😫🙌🙌🙌 I’m going to vet school next year, so this audio hit harder than it normally would lmao

Honey Bun

After listening to this audio 10+ times, I can officially say that this is my favorite audio!! I love the way he says “Lass” and “Sweeting” makes me feel adorable and special. The body appreciation!! Everything is amazing. If there is a part 2 I would be eternally grateful to hear from Sir Knight Erin/Aaron again! Maybe he could hang around our modern world or we could go into the medieval portal with him and live a simple maiden life with our new knight husband! 🥴♥️🤤 Either way, incredible job to Mr. Robinson and to Snoooza!!! ♥️♥️♥️

Jace

This was soooo whimsical and fun! As soon as I heard the historical himbo comment on being plenty hospitable I had to pause and laugh 😂 but those things make these fantasies all the more charming 🌟 crossing my fingers for a part two…maybe with some Scottish dialect for a whee lass? 😇

kechi

This is so FUNNY, why did i tuck my hair behind my ear, "you think I'm fair 🌝 teehee"

Lily

I loveeeeeeeee thissssssssssesess

Lady Erosina

It was funny 😆 and then it got really hot 🥵

josie

I’m just imagining the listener wearing a standard nightgown. Not lingerie or something a little sexy. Just you’re standard nightgown. Idk why but it makes me laugh when the VA is like ‘yOu’Re DrEsSeD sKiMpY!’

PhoenixMoon

This was the most adorable, sexy and immersive thing I’ve listened to in a long time. I’m new here, but I can see why folks like Mr Robinson. I can’t wait to hear more

yellowbricks

i imagine raggedy booty shorts, an old tshirt "team building exercise '99", lopsided bun and glasses. that's what i wear every night. lol.

yellowbricks

same! def in my top 3. i was re-listening for the nth time while i was on my hot girl walk this evening and i was laughing, with my head cocked back like a maniac. lol

Jonelle Phoenix

I just clicked on this while I wfh and omg it was a perfect blend of funny/sweet/sexy. What a nice way to start my morning.

Abby H

I'm...I...am...RagdollFX has stopped working...you broke me...I am broken 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Tam80

Please make this a series. I have to know how they work out. Virgin Robinson is definitely one of my favorites.

yellowbricks

how is his voice so juicy and delicious?! i do not understand it. i want to swallow it!

Snooooza

In that case: welcome to the jungle 🤣🕺🏻

Snooooza

❤️❤️❤️

Snooooza

Thank you love!

Snooooza

I’ll see what I can do☺️

Snooooza

No thank you for all the love!

Snooooza

Wow what a fantastic review thank you so so much❤️✨

Snooooza

😍❤️❤️

Snooooza

Yes indeed😉

Snooooza

Busted! Haha yes I have (as everyone who enjoys a fabulous romance should😚) A lot of inspiration was drawn from that show and various others ✌🏻

Snooooza

❤️❤️❤️

Snooooza

Thank you, you absolute sweetheart❤️

LuckyPenguin

Glad I took the time to really listen and enjoy these audios. A fantastic review for a fantastic audio! Keep em coming Snooooza 😍💜

Karolina

You're the best! 🥳❤️🔥

Justie

Oh I’m gonna need a part 2.

Katy

I feel honoured 😂❤️❤️

Nicole

Were those... hand kisses? Did he kiss her hands? Dear Lord that alone took me out, I'm so guarded of my hands and the simple action of affirmation by that?? Off goes my soul!

Lady Vulpine

I might’ve joined just for this story 😬 worth it.

noonanoonayay

never seen Outlander, but this audio sure has ruined those chances of seeing it now with these standards to uphold 🧎‍♀️🙇‍♀️

Cassandra

There are no words…. Starstruck I guess… absolutely astounding 😅😳☺️🫠

jo

It would be great to have a funny part 2 where the knight is having trouble living in this world and embarrassing himself.😂😂😂😂😂

Anya Logan

This whole thing had me dying of laughter. "Hoss... Pital?"

yellowbricks

i would love to see this fish out of water/ encino man- type story... robinson would hit the comedic beats so well.. i am tearing up laughing just thinking about it.

Melissa ScheissEgal

How scared he was because she often shaves 😆 I hope there is a part 2

Madame Zee

I have listened to this audio at least half a dozen times, and I giggle every single time at the shock of the shaved legs

Charity.

I demand a part 2. This made me laugh so much.

Hey Jamie

This is SO DAMN CUTE I can’t stand it!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hey Jamie

Lmfao I just died at that part

December

:)))) I soo need the bloopers for this one :))))) genius!!!! haven't laught so hard in ages :))))))))

Angeluna Fortuna

I keep coming back to this one. The knight is the perfect himbo and the script is TOP TIER. The adorable growl when she tries to pull the arrow to the best and the guilt Robinson conveys when he apologizes for insulting her is so sweet. This one is just magic!

Shae

As soon as I heard it's just a scratch I died laughing.

Rainshadow

I have to admit, I listen to this nightly. Idk why, maybe it’s the pain that turns to arousal, the way Sir Robinson adores and pleasures his beloved, or maybe it’s just because it’s Robinson and is amazing.

Blu

I'd love to see how they make it work in a part 2 bc this was amazing 😍😍😍

roseforthethorns

I literally just bounced back over to re-listen before I dive into Part 2!!!!!!! Goddamn I love this.

Queen Zelda

it was so beautiful and so much fun to listen to our knight being adorably handsome and so into his love making :'D I laughed a lot of times and swooned at the same time. thank you so much, Mister Robinson and Snoooza, it was a wonderful spectacle <3

Becca

Sir Robinson, our Knight in shining armor. I liked this medieval fairy tale. Kudos to Snoooza! 👏🏻👏🏻 The SFX were perfect. And Sir Robinson took my breath away, hard to believe that a man of his abilities was still a virgin. His moans and whimpers made me shudder and his dirty talk with the accent🫠😍🥵...please let me catch my breath before I enjoy part 2.

Defiant Mirror

Oh this was just so mediaevally lovely! ✔️ Excellent Script ✔️ Mr Robinson in pleasure-pain And for some reason, “I’m a virgin, not a monk!” just sent me 😂

Amy T.

The shaved legs fascination sent me.

Ariel's Cuddly Creations

I was laughing so hard at the beginning portions of this, I hope Robinson had fun recording it because it definitely sounded like he did!

Amber Reynolds

This made me laugh so much at the beginning. I love it

Amber Reynolds

A thong??? The song starts playing in my head, “thong, thong, a thong”. Lol

Rainshadow

A Knight or a Jester….and I’m not that funny…omfg Snoooza, that was my favorite!!! Love your scripts!!!

Ceri Long

The only thing missing was him running into the wall trying to get back through the painting. Ngl that would have had me in stitches

Liovix

It seems like you were actively watching me before making this bc tell me why I want to go the veterinary route, have uneven breasts, AND YOU EVEN GUESSED THE BIGGER ONE. What type of sorcery did you pull here?

PrincessSys24

"The Grown Ass" part killed me 😂😂!

PrincessSys24

Oh my gosh! Aaron wants to court us, he's so sweet. He's not going back to his world alone I'm going with him no arguments.

Deedee

Oh no worries honey, Jamie will change your mind 😏

Mandy

I’m going too lol

Mandy

The music at the end makes it feel like the end rolling credits of a movie, and this whole audio deserves an Oscar 👏🏼👏🏼

Mavka Skaðisdottir

The accent shifting is killing me. :/ I had hoped this was gonna be Mr. Chambers or Mr. Wright. :/

roseforthethorns

Time to relisten to this series! And hope that Part 4 is maybe in our futures 💙💙💙

Nala Sky'

Eight minutes in and I have wheeze laughed five times 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Jo

This was one of the best works from mr. Robinson I've heard so far.. Made me laugh 😂 and definitely made me hot and bothered 🥵

Nala Sky'

I agree on the accent, it was TOUGH to get over, but I don't think this would have been nearly as funny with anyone else. The comedy is what makes this whole series for me. The sex is secondary, maybe even tirtiary because of the banter.

Mavka Skaðisdottir

Yeah ihave to agree with you, the banter and goofiness and fun of it was what makes me like it more. The spicy stuff I just tuned out and I replayed the funny parts more.

Jules13

Loved the banter, loved the aftercare part. "I aim to steal your heart" 🥹🥹😍🥰 the sex itself wasn't quite my cup of tea though.

Kizø._.Beanz

Terrified VA, terrified listener. Funny asfff 🤣🤣🤣

Kizø._.Beanz

I feel like there's like blood leaking from his arm and he's just nonchalant cause y'know old time

Kizø._.Beanz

Crazy bloody bloxhead, stubborn fucking idiot, dumbass we say these days

SarahDeedz

I live for the Outlander references 😍🫶

lil.beans

Gosh he was such a good boy.

Sophia Bonbon

Robinson you’ve ruined the word Thong for me in the most unexpected way…

💗Ash💗

I'm less than 2 minutes in and already can't breathe from laughing so hard!! 😂😂😂

Val

I loved this so much!!!! This was amazing!! I can't wait to listen to the other parts

Duiee

:"))) he just have an open wound and still ... i mean not that i complain

Sanna Lähdetsalo

My my Mr. Robinson did it again 🫠❤️‍🔥

Vixetta

You made me look like a lunatic on the treadmill at the gym giggling. I hope you are happy with yourselves.

Sarah Jane

Great voice, and he obviously has acting talent. Very funny. However, his Scots, Irish, whatever, accent needs A LOT of work.

CrazeeCozee

Yeah I was cringing on that too lmfaooopo

CrazeeCozee

Maybe Chambers would've been a better choice tbh. He is so good at accents

Sarah Jane

I prefer Robinson. I know he likes being in charge, but I wouldn't mind being his accent tutor...

Lotusflower 🤍✨

"Don’t you ever hide your beauty from me again." Snoooza, you make Robinson say the sweetest things 😍💕 Aside from the sweetness, the comedy in this one is wildly entertaining 😅 Too many great lines to quote them all, but "I’m sweating like a whore in church" was absolutely epic 😂 Well done, once again 👏🏻✨Superbly performed by the✨GOAT✨

Didi Azul

I started watching Outlander because of this audio and noticed the references right away

Sawia Alsury

Amazing! Funny and sweet and entertaining, truly a piece of art ❤️

Yuri-is-ready❤️

Goofy ass knight makes it hard to get immersed when I'm laughing my ass off 🤣🤣🤣

Kizø._.Beanz

🤣 WHO AM I?! WHO ARE YOU?! *Points knife aggressively at the large man in armor* *Arrow in his shoulder* "It's a mere scratch...if I keep the arrow there I won't bleed out" EXCUSE ME IDIOT?!

MIAO Papipipopa

这篇又好笑又可爱啊哈哈哈哈,robinson后面做爱时候叫得好好笑sos演技真好

Big Frog

Thank you Snoooza

Inglorious Betch

The fact you thought his "scots" accent was supposed to be serious is hilarious. He literally only used any "accebt" when making fun of something or being sarcastic.

mio

笑晕了。。。

CutieConCon

Fucking thong! 😂😂😂😂

Mouse

“Sca-BEEEEERRRRD”

Desi

Every time he discovers something new and is amazed i bust out laughing. This audio has made me so happy and not because of the spice lol

Rainshadow

This has to be one of my absolute favorite! Hilarious and sexy as hell!!

A. K.

Universe, I need a knight in my kitchen. AsapThank you for this masterpiece 🌹

Brittjadeheart

Do we have an Isekai on our hands? This does sound like the title of an anime lol

Anu

I might had grinned like maniac while listening this. 🤭😅

🥀

Oh my Rob ♥️🫦

Lolo

Im laughing so hard. Like I can't. 😂😂 but it's so good I can't stop. I love this so much. I want more!!! I just came from demon gello so this is a 180 and it's the best thing ever.

straw

对不起这篇叫得好好笑救命

Uri

awww so cute

Nicki Lpunkt

I am a Newby here. A Listener from Germany. This is a masterpiece. The story is so lovely. The range of voice of Robinson...oh Man! You are doing great! I am totallly obsessed with this voice and the storyline. ❤

Tink

Inner thoughts: I’m not a sadist, I’m not a sadist, I’m not a sadist… Also me: “aggghhh gods be daymmnedd” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (stop laughing at man in pain 🙈)

XStormieX

It’s soooo funny though 🤣🤣 I always cackle so hard at that line

Shhhh

I love ther first interation but god why can't the listener be more smart, or instead of a vet she is like a doctor, not so naive and more secure. I know there are some audios that the listener have more power and personality but it is a smaller quantity compared to audios like this one.

Jay Major

This was so good. Oh and Mr.Robinson you with that Scottish accent chefs kiss.🥰

PhoenixBleu

This was delightful. Mr. Robinson and Snoooza are A+

GingerMayhem

Revisiting this series, and instantly remember why I liked it so much. Snoooza's script + Robinson = I am laughing so much and I end up forgetting there is spicy time and I am not even mad about that 😂

Dania

Hahaha this is funniest audio I've ever heard in here. I can't even focus on the spice 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't.

Jessie Buss

lol, is that what the accent was supposed to be? I'm not sure but it was glorious non the less.

Katie

I listened to the q and a audio and I know see completely why this is Robinson's favourite audio. The amount of fun he was having with it literally radiates through the speakers 😂

Rainshadow

This is always in my top 5 favorites. 5 #1’s. Many change but this one is always there.

piggie

This is soooo Carey elwes in princess bride 😂💖

Naddi

I just started listening and I'm already wheezing! Pretty quick to jump in the sack with this one. Random dude shows up, patch him up then fuck his brains out because of the way he talks about the dress the listener is wearing.

sage

Very sexy, loved all of it except the fact that Robinson was a knight...with no accent. He only used one, it seemed, to be funny? He reminded me of Kevin Costner playing Robin Hood in Prince of Thieves. The lack of consistent accent was...distracting. Otherwise, a very sexy and enjoyable audio!

Anastasia

Not to be stickler…and this is one of my favorites…but he would have know what a hospital is…it’s named for the hospitaler knights. Since he is wearing full plate they are in the same era. Also he would absolutely stink and be slick with sweat under layers of linen, quilting, chain mail, and plate. Also a chain mail shirt is hard to take off!!!! Also no corsets or stays in his era. But gosh is this the best anyway

Blueberry Blueberry

The year is 2026 and I'm just finding this gem lol. The way this character was written and the way Robinson delivered, hilarious! 😆

Lisa

…and this is why we need a Part 4 !!!!!

Paula

That's a favourite of my daughter's 😄

Paula

Sir Aaron is adorably goofy and funny AF. And the soft whispering...oh my sweet lord!

Bubblegirl818

Is he telling reader to push on his arrow wound???

M

All the Outlander references are 🔥🔥🔥🔥