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*Request* men only have two moods: a1's version (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-19 02:09:36
Edited:
2024-03-19 05:36:53
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2026-06
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for L! 

ft. the 2000s angels, in their party animals era 👀

a2's version 

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charlie

!!!! nzbskzjjssknzkd

saint

i would like to thank god and jesus for the first picture...

charlie

is this what your swiftly deleted tumblr post was about????

Lirr

Ooohhh my godd. The champagne body shot. I’m going to die.

Lex R.

I’m so in love with your art. I love these two idiots so much and I can’t get enough of them.

Em

YOU CAN’T

Lirr

AND WE GET A DEPRESSION SHOWER SHOT!?

vatican

IT WAS APPROVED BY THE COMMITTEE

charlie

i’m hyperventilating

charlie

i’d like to thank not only god but also jesus for the beta committee being full of horny bastards 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

vatican

i would also like thank the committee for approving this post

Isobel Starling

First impression... licking jizz from his throat... second impression...damn, there's the neck of a champagne bottle 🍾. #wishfulthinking 😂😍😜

Em

I can’t fucking breathe from The fucking WHIPLASH of it. The highest high down to poor depression shower bb. Love a2 cupping the runoff in the first one like nothing that’s touched a1 that intimately can go to waste. Also is a1 wearing a2’s jacket in the first picture, or is it just 2000s oversized?

vatican

there was some debate about me being able to post this and i didnt want to lead ppl on

vatican

as you do with close friends!

saint

THEM TOO

vatican

thank youuuu im obsessed w them 😭😭😭 drawing them brings me so much joyyy

vatican

That is just how he showers

Em

Amen 🙏🙏🙏

charlie

i haven’t gotten past mouth on neck thank you for doing all of the detail scrounging heavy lifting today

Eli

WELL THEN

charlie

just bros being dudes

vatican

ahahah… ahahah idk what ur talking about…. the white foam of the champagne is not alluding to anything else at all 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️ ahahahahahahah

Em

Also drunkenly, mournfully sitting in the shower is the most relatable a1 has ever been to me.

vatican

thats a1 for u 😔 sex drugs and rock n roll and also debilitating self hatred bcbcbcnvdhfj

vatican

a2 does look pretty dressed down for a champagne kind of function isnt he 👀👀👀👀

charlie

no real vati are you in my walls how’d you get a reference photo of me

vatican

the shower is for crying

girlcabinet

i feel like a 19th century man who just saw a bare ankle

charlie

that’s a common reaction to these two

charlie

i feel like a 19th century man who saw a full on sex act in public

Nestor

Litteraly my favourite picture of them now holy shit

Em

LAST THING I SWEAR but lol is that Will on the left? 😂

charlie

babe we have the same brain

vatican

i just like the thought of them being in a club full of hot horny ppl and still just like. only being interested in each other. in a friend way of course

charlie

nose doesn’t look like vati’s will nose tho

Em

literally also thought that 😂😂😂Post-fall nose job?

Nestor

closest we'll get to a2 licking "foam" off a1 😔😔

vatican

me too tbh i popped off w this one if i do say so myself

vatican

the closest we’ll to a2 licking foam off a1 TODAY

vatican

who knows what the future will bring

vatican

nah, just muscle memory lmao

Nestor

counting down the days until the pining ends 🫡🫡

girlcabinet

"in a friend way"... i could say something about that but it might come off too mean in short this is how i feel about this post: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vatican

the pining doesnt end even when they get together 👍❤️

Nestor

God fucking bless you, vati 🙌🙌

girlcabinet

"""friend way"""... you are full of something i can SMELL and it's stinky. u take a guess !!!!!!!!

vatican

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 they are just best friends🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 nothing more 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 just bestfriends who touch tongues sometimes🥺🥺🥺

L

THERE HE IS!!!!!!!!!

L

Oh my god I am ECSTATIC!!!!!!!!!!!

girlcabinet

this is me right now at my phone: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

vatican

i could kiss u on the mouth for requesting this i had so much fun drawing it

L

I was JUST ABOUT TO SAY THIS LMAO

vatican

🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️

L

GODDDDDDDDD he’s just like me fr

Jess

Mark me down as sad and horny

charlie

yes i am also very thankful you requested this and gave vati an excuse to draw this masterpiece i’m vibrating out of my skin

L

Omg I’m SO GLAD!!!!!! These are INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!

vatican

thats it, thats their story

SailorSuu

OOF If we’re talking the 2000s, this is very much giving first and last booklet images of an album called The After Party, and the band has a Deftones-esque sound.

Jess

You have really put us through the ringer this past week rat demon

Ciggie

I can't even make my brain firm full thoughts about both of these, but B said "SPLOOSH" for the first! I'd say that about sums it up more eloquently than I could right now, jesus fookin' chrast

SailorSuu

Lead single is Sham Pain

Ciggie

I'm immediately imagining that said shower scene is after this party 🥹🥹🥹 hnnnnggggg it hurrrrrts

Rebecca

I'm dying, I love this

Rav

Gwumpy man

vatican

i laughed so loud it hurt my throat

vatican

Oooooooohhhh ill check it out

vatican

the first pic was inspired by those nigel party pics from charlie countryman!

vatican

thank u theyre making my brain short circuit also theyre just so

vatican

HHH WHY WOULD U SAYYY THATTTT

vatican

hes full of big feelings

SailorSuu

It’s not a real album, I was just inspired because the vibes, as usual, are immaculate 👌🏿😋

SailorSuu

Time to go bless my eyes because I let the internet filter the best parts to me.

Ciggie

YOU MADE ME THIS WAY!!! 😭❤️😭❤️

Ciggie

Also am I seeing his hollowed out cheeks??! Is he legit sucking down his neck??! Bruh they make me seriously dehydrated I'm gonna die 😂💀👏 worth itttt~

Lirr

I’ll be thinking about that fact for the entirety of the next week, thank u

vatican

he wants every last drop 🥵😮‍💨

Pensulliwen

I initially thought A2 was snorting coke off of A1’s neck and I was like my man, there’s gotta be a better place to do that than the middle of the dance floor. CHAMPAGNE FOAM/METAPHORICAL JIZZ MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE. The highest highs to the lowest lows with these two.

vatican

nah they did coke earlier in the bathroom, like gentlemen ahahhahahaha

Xafy

Thinking Blade rave scene 🔥🔥 Also, is that my baby murder boy mouth in the corner? Maybe during his NOPD years?

Nico Bear

Drunk a2 is truly too powerful…. Uninhibited worship mode 😳

vatican

ahahaha just a lookalike

vatican

2000s a2 in general is like a whole different person but drunk 2000s a2 is…. hhhhhhhh

Em

Normal about all the versions of them we get to meet 😬 she says, gnashing and quivering and shaking.

vatican

so excited for you guys to meet them then watch me ruin them 🥰❤️

vatican

can i use this comment as a testimonial

vatican

YES LETS BE NORMAL TOGETHER

Jess

sure...ill be using it as evidence in our class action lawsuit. you love hurting us.

vatican

i havent even begun 😈

f0x

the scream i scrumpt

오리온

you’re just gonna act all casual about this …???!!!

vatican

sgdjfjfj yes 🫡 my uh. my commitment to the slowburn is steadfast 🫡💦💦💦 unwavering even..

Caroline

Screaming and then cryinggg at this!!! Did you just drop it and run? 🤣

vatican

hehfjfkf MAYBE 🙈💦💦

Jessie

Whose that in the corner

vatican

who knows 🤷‍♂️

Jessie

Hehe

anthroxagorus

I think about that first picture a lot

vatican

its my desktop background and sometimes i just sit and stare

Bunny

*sighs and comes back to this post*

vatican

okay fine ill draw something vaguely horny for them soon

Bunny

HOLD ON I need to change my pfp

Bunny

Hehe done

Mostlytoastie

I'm... he's so... he's so babygirl... i need him....