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i'm your (best) man (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-19 02:10:54
Imported:
2026-06

Content

You believe me like a godI'll destroy you like I am

I'm sorry I'm the one you loveNo one will ever love me like you again

this is a little spoilery but i was listening to mitski and being emo sorryyy

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Comments

saint

im going to let the delusion flow and pray they're marrying each other

D3ath0fM3

🖤🖤🖤🖤

L

HELLO??????????????????

Marie

this song buried me alive and now you're dancing on my grave how could you

anthroxagorus

Hold on hold on hold on what heartbreak are you setting up I don't know if I can do this wait i-

Bunny

Sobbing

Bleak

HELLO?

Em

exCUSE YOU??????

L

VATI OWWWWWWWW

Bunny

Same

Bunny

Revising this: shaking crying sobbing and throwing up

Em

Is a1 wearing the medallion under his layers?

charlie

rip eden getting the molly graham experience

Bunny

Laughing my ass off at this

Em

OH MY GOD 😂😂😂

vatican

im doin the cha cha slide :D

girlcabinet

i'm putting you in time out

vatican

i mean um. no heartbreak. only happiness and healthy communication and

Isobel Starling

We're being set up for 💔🙈🙉🙊😬😭

Bunny

Say sike right now

vatican

but im working on chapter 3 rn

charlie

i’ll back you up between the two of us we can take him

vatican

no.... everythings gonna be okay.....

vatican

i thought u guys didnt like it when i lie

Bunny

Hold on I need to change pfp

Bug Sutman

im glad i cant read uwu <333 (/j)

anthroxagorus

This is a legally binding agreement of "no heartbreak." My notary has it on file. This is extremely legal. Ty.

L

This is so delicious actually!!! Their expressions are eviscerating me. I love pain :o)

charlie

so when you leave me i should die—i deserve it don’t i?

Bleak

spouse 😐

L

<333

charlie

vati please i’m begging this week has been an emotional rollercoaster of lore drops 😭😭😭

vatican

this made me laugh out loud for real sjhfsjhg

charlie

they look… so miserable

L

It’s so INTIMATE I feel like I can read their minds

vatican

thank you....they have so much to say to each other.... but theyre cowards ahahahaha

L

Also A2’s eyelashes are sending me into ORBIT

Bunny

I did it

Nestor

WAIT WHAT!?!??!

Jess

i am no longer happy to see them

vatican

i love making a2 look visibly pained.... hes usually so good at never showing weakness...

Nestor

VATI NO

vatican

i cant say anything else but. just. remember that this is me actively trying to ease u guys into it

Jess

i don't know this song i had to look it up. i am spiraling...

vatican

im your man by mitski is literally THE a1/a2 song

charlie

babe i am begging you to listen to the playlists they are GOLDMINES for the brainrot

vatican

i thought u said u missed them 🥰❤

Em

We’re over here pouting about missing a2 and vati’s little rat paw crooks a finger.

vatican

he's god's prettiest princess

Caroline

A2 taking the opportunity to gaze adoringly tho 🥺

vatican

literally saw ur guys' tags on my post and said okay... bet...

Jess

im joining you without the words it kinda slaps

charlie

when i tell you my heart dropped into my stomach when i got that notif bc i knew that nothing good was coming our way for at least a year

girlcabinet

you deserve a very stern dm with the way u are PLOTTING my death

L

THEYRE SO PRETTY!!!!!!! They look like they both know A2 is like three seconds (and an ego death) away from just straight up BEGGING. He looks so forlorn and soft. And A1 could NOT be looking harder at that tie

Jess

i miss bulge :(

Jess

EMILY

charlie

i miss crumb bed

L

AND ALSO the white suit is SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!! (I rewatched Constantine (2005) last week 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫)

L

CRUMB BED 😭😭😭😭

vatican

ill be honest with you guys, chapter 2 is the last time we'll get to see them happy for a... for a little while

charlie

the white suit on a1 is giving me heart palpitations—how strange that he’s not wearing all black 👀

balls

I've never been happy once in my fucking life

vatican

how strange 🤔🤔 almost like hes not being true to himself 🤔

Jess

it is illegal for my wife to be unhappy

vatican

im so sorry but this made me laugh so fucking hard cbcnnn cb

Jess

i really hope you're right at least we know that ends

Jess

ok im a little happy to see them they are so pretty

charlie

in my mind palace where i dress them up like barbies they’re fucking nasty style and settled into a gross codependent cuba-era domesticity

vatican

you've got a nine to five so i'll taKE THE NIIGHTT SHIIIIFTTTT

Jess

oh dear. ok i will.

Bug Sutman

lmfaooo well at least someones laughing smhhh

Bug Sutman

also ty for joining me in denial, jess 🤝

Bug Sutman

i just dont understand how u can murder without flinching but are too afraid to communicate!!! get ur shit together boys god damn,,,

vatican

oh also if i made a discord for these guys would anybody be inch rested

Isobel Starling

But...but... you just said everything is going to be okay in my reply. My feels have whiplash 😂😬😭

SailorSuu

…This feels deeply painful and I’m not going to investigate why 🤨

vatican

🤚🏻🖐🏻🤚🏻🖐🏻🤚🏻🖐🏻 nothing to investigate

vatican

i mean…. yes… happiness… so much happiness..

SailorSuu

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Nico Bear

Love the analysis going on here. Eden era will be a wild time. Im truly buoyed only by slivers of future domesticity

hehe

STOOPPPOPOJGGGCGHHIIUU

Ciggie

Oh no

Ciggie

I am not well 🛫

Ciggie

No warning~ Just stabbed and dragged right in the gut 🥹 thank you~ ❤️

Jess

ok sorry charlie i keep coming back to little lore details. somehow i am just now realizing that in the comics a1 is running around nakey and has basically no tattoos that are visible. so a1 and eden wouldn't have happened yet in the year we are in now so this would be coming soon. idk somehow that makes me feel better?

Pensulliwen

OH SO THEY ARE MARRYING EACH OTHER HERE??? HAHA THAT’S GREAT, NO OTHER WAY TO INTERPRET THIS!!! WEIRD THAT THEY DON’T MATCH BUT YOU KNOW THEY’RE NOT FASHION GAYS THEY’RE DOING THEIR BEST 😄😄😄 MAZEL TOV

Ciggie

It's gonna be fiiiiiiiine, nnnnothing to fret about hwatsoever! A fun time for alllllll~ ✌️😌

Bunny

Going back to the Hannibal one for comfort

🌟Sloth🦥

This drawing... and the quotes from the song.....🥹 My heart is only hurting a little bit, I swear 😭😭🤏🏼

moonmoon

i have never felt more gaslit than i do pining over this comic & i have never yearned for closure like this LOL 😩🤮

Jessie

Aww cute bois

Attaboy

This song actually fits Hannigram to a T, vati. I’m literally gonna be destroyed if you pull any sad shit on my baby boys

charlie

it does bring me a smidgen of comfort to know that even knowing what’s coming you’re still suffering with us ciggie

vatican

committed to giving ciggie the Trench Experience even tho shes been there since their conception and already knows every major plot point

vatican

oh shall i draw some hannigram angst

vatican

im sorry but im going to drag this comic out for yearsssssss

Pensulliwen

I’m on “they’re totally going to announce Hannibal season 4 at the Hugh and Mads panel, it will be on HBO with full frontal nudity” levels of willful self delusion and I shall not be coming back down, good day sir.

Bunny

Please… I have a wife and kids.. don’t do this to me 😭 (I don’t have a wife and kids but I DO have a cat 💀)

Isobel Starling

I'd love more of these guys but... Discord is getting scraped enmasse by a site called SpyPet, who are linked to a notorious harassment/troll site called kiwi farms. We can't have nice things. 😭

Ciggie

I'm suffering, Charlie ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ I'm in the trenches, enjoying my safe and quiet moments, and then my world explodes from bombs like these. No one knows how to toy with my emotions like Vatican does~ 😌❤️ I love every second of it.....even if I'm kicking and screaming thru it the whole way! ( ⁠≧⁠ᴗ≦⁠)

vatican

me: telling ciggie exactly what happens

vatican

ciggie, seeing the thing happen: WHY WOULD U BLINDSIDE ME LIKE THIS

charlie

also i’ve been meaning to thank you for requesting vati start posting look homeward with your request for a1 beat up and bloody—i owe you my life (シ. .)シ

Ciggie

Me being read for the filth that I am, me being the epitome of the pikachu :o face

Ciggie

Nah man, it's all him!! In my desperation to see more, I thought we'd get a pic, but our rat king delivered mania straight to our brains! (⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠0⁠*⁠)⁠ﾉ So glad so many are along for this crazy ass wild ride! x3

Bleak

👀?