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a1's past conquests (more ocs yippee!) (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-03 23:54:59
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2026-06
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do u think he might have a type?

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Nestor

OH! my man PULLS

charlie

WHO IS THIS MAN

Nestor

I wonder if he has a thing for blondes... 🤔🤔🤔

Em

Look at that LINEUP goddamn a1. They’re all sooooooooooooooo Also lol love that the singular dude is a2 lite.

Eli

those are some neat designs

Lirr

Blonde Nicholas Hoult??!

Bleak

they’re so gorjus

Bug Sutman

me, not reading anything yet: oh my GOD theyre all so hot??? wow its--Wait. Oh. oohhhh,,, man, this guy has it down BAD for a2,,,

Em

Also, is this the order he dated them in? Do they have names???

charlie

NO L I T E R A L L Y

Lirr

Also they’re all so pretty, but the fact that he only dates other blondes terrifies me.

vatican

YES i missed him he deserves a cameo

vatican

oh now that uve mentioned it 🤔🤔🤔🤔

vatican

loser charm goes a long way

DeafeningCat

I need to know absolutely everything

vatican

hes a normal and healthy young man

vatican

alexa play should’ve been me by mitski

vatican

no theyre not in order and also nowhere near the complete roster

Bug Sutman

im also losing my mind over the last one lmfaooo i genuinely had to double check tht a2 doesn't have a twin did. did a2 see a1 date him? bc like how did. how did THAT go???

charlie

big big fan of the anemic and judicious applier of sunscreen representation i too have see through skin

vatican

their names are in the file names but left to right: minoo, vera, daevy, eden, and thomas

vatican

he's a man whos got a very specific type

Em

Oh shit, thanks for pointing that out!

vatican

i will answer two things

Jess

Isn’t that last dude just the guy you are hot for? Hello my new wives. Everyone seems to be thinking they are all a2 clones but they can just as easily be mirrors.

vatican

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Jess

That’s who that is yeah!

vatican

a2 watching a1 make out w a 6'3" blond military dude: ✌😀🔫

vatican

i want nicholas hoult so bad it makes me stupid

vatican

two things can be true at once

Bug Sutman

LMFAOOO i say this entirely with love for a1 (lord knows im morosexual lol) but i hope a2 beats his ass smfh i would actually lose my mind if my crush dated a normie clone of me when i was Right Fckn There, soooo ready and willing to worship them /:

charlie

🎷🎷🎷

charlie

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

charlie

narcissism at its most finest?

vatican

also minoo is the reason a2 got that tongue piercing that a1 hates

Em

“Can we get some a2?” “We have a2 at home” The a2 we have at home:

charlie

EMILY LITERALLY JUST SAID THIS

Em

Eksjwjsjjdjeb I JUST posited to Charlie that was the reason!!! God I wish I could post a screenshot.

Jess

I would like minoo’s phone number and hand in marriage please. She is alive right? I dont know what to make of a1 and his issues.

Jess

I respect the thirst king but he is nowhere near as cute as a2. he doesn’t even have freckles. I don’t want to start a killing spree in his honor at all.

vatican

not to get serious but i think a big part of a1 does want a2 to just beat his ass and knock some sense into him, but a2 just gets... disappointed

charlie

WAIT OH MY GOD EDEN HAS AN EYEBROW PIERCING HNGGGGGG

vatican

u let some girl u just met peg u? the piercings must have been the catalyst for that. i will get a piercing so u will like me

Bug Sutman

honestly??? ive been there lol i totally understand a1 also, like id absolutely want to get my ass beat too if it was by a2, i think hed be hot breaking my nose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (joke joke joke lol) ((,,,half joke))

charlie

idk something about a2 just…… quietly being disappointed and hurt and only ever giving an indication that he’s angry about it when he’s drunk and his inhibitions are lowered enough to the point where he somewhat willingly (?) lashes out at a1 to make him hurt the way he himself is hurting is just…… it’s just so….

Em

God that’s the perfect old money with a rebellious streak piercing.

Bug Sutman

also yes, a2s freckles >>>>>>

vatican

normal healthy young men

Jess

Stop I already want her 😍

charlie

wow i do love being right

Em

Soooooooooo kicked-dog-core

charlie

i feel like their relationship must be full of warring mommy and daddy issues? like eden maybe has a job her parents don’t approve of, and she gets a facial piercing like a heathen, and she marries a man that they hate bc he’s “from the wrong side of the tracks”, and he reeks of new money (even if they don’t know how dirty it is lmfao) and a1 has never had a healthy relationship ever but esp with women and it’s just so bad

Bug Sutman

charlie pls im losing my MIND over these two!!!! these Very Normal Men who arent fucked up at all i wanna just smash their faces together like barbies!!!! sobs

vatican

yeah eden and aster are perfect for each other actually, theyre like an unreleased lana del rey song

Jess

This is making me miss a2 so much and I was being so brave about it. I wanna put a baby in him!!!

vatican

might draw him and thomas going at it

Alec

me, tenderly cupping a1’s cheek: bestie you are so fucking stupid

charlie

desperately need thomas and a2 hate fucking and a1 being pegged within an inch of his life by minoo 🥵

vatican

🎶🎵 When I saw the girl looked just like me And it broke my heart The lengths you went to hold me🎶🎵

Jess

How indulgent 💕❤️ porn for both of us

Em

What like in the same room? 😂

vatican

the one sided animosity is so delicious

Helios

a testament to your skills that my mildly faceblind ass was able to recognize nicholas hoult in the last one!!!!!

vatican

felt a little sacrilegious to rob of him of his beautiful black hair but glad that hes still recognizable ahaahha

anthroxagorus

Ohhhh I love this concept, and they all seem so interesting..

vatican

rest assured, u will have ur smooches

Pensulliwen

Me, tenderly cupping A1’s face: you don’t deserve a single one of these ungodly sexy women, it should have been me

L

MCNSNDBDJDJSJC yeah I DID hear the song reading that comment

L

GODDDDDDDDDDDD I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THAT, that makes way too much sense omg

L

When I read that comment a billboard of Felix from Saltburn flashed behind my eyes

L

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

L

You know what to be fair to a1 I would ALSO have some kind of complex that makes me date/fuck people who look like me if I looked like him.

L

Anyway this is GORGEOUS I love your mind and also I’m always salivating for more lore drops

Timonger

Oh my god, he's so stupid 💖

vatican

yeah my boy is setting records in stupid