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world's oldest 34 yo (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-26 00:58:53
Imported:
2026-06
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A1

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could not stop thinking about a1 in his little readers

left you guys some crumbs for enrichment <3 gonna go get wine drunk now, happy sunday

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charlie

babe the sound that left my mouth just now is embarrassingggggg

Em

THE CLADDAGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

charlie

hngggggggg oh my goddddddd

izzy craw

your art gives me life, happy sunday 🫶🏻

Rav

CRUMBS ONLY ON ONE SIDE OF THE BED

charlie

*cracks knuckles* ‘bout to have my heart broken by a wikipedia deep dive lets fucking go

Em

Also he’s just so. He’s so. The prettiest princess. The twinkle off his glasses the way the smoke winds around him the little peek of his eyes. Makes me get a2 just a lil bit

charlie

i’m living for the sparkle era

Jess

Alright gang what do we see

Em

But if he’s 34 it’s 2010 so I’m ready to be SAD about the positioning of it 🥺

royautical

Now that does not look like Look Homeward Angel 🤔

vatican

hes is simultaneously daddy and baby girl. two in one

Em

Not me having to count his fingers to realize it’s on his pinky. The weed wins again

Em

YES

royautical

Studying the details of this image like I'm going to be tested on it 🔍🔍🔍

Em

Also I was driving home today and there was an ad that said “local otters may bite” and all I could picture was a1 getting aggressive

Nestor

awww he's my son and my dad simultaneously

charlie

BUT his hair is short??? and we don’t have a good view of his wrists or his right cheekbone so we might be in the first two thirds of 2011 after eden

charlie

i’m so glad to have you on board the freak train it’s so fun being insane about them

charlie

absjdjsbajbdbs EMILY I SWEAR TO GOD

vatican

daddy, baby girl, and desperate otter… the holy trinity…

vatican

i love walking around the class during group discussions time, dont forget to fill out the worksheet u guys

charlie

no st michael pendant….. timeline on that is incredibly unclear

Nico Bear

Glasses look I'm in heaven

Jess

Def not the same blue book as yesterday because of the age. It would be about comic time. So I think it was look homeward. This one is probably a tale of him being a cheating friend hurting whore. Claddagh ring but Eden is not Irish. Sexy readers. Guys I have to drive home!!

charlie

obsessed with his eyelashes in this piece by the way he’s just inhumanly beautiful it actually hurts to look at him

Jess

so fun. like a mental illness can be fun. fun and friendship!!

royautical

My guess is Oliver Twist or an Oscar Wilde book

charlie

i know the irish of it all really throws me for a fucking loop lmfao

Jess

could his hair be pulled back?

Em

No seriously I keep trying to scrounge and getting lost just looking at him. It’s a hazard

royautical

♥️♥️♥️ to y'all

charlie

they’re kiwi??? but also catholicism and irish culture are fairly deeply intertwined???

Em

Yeah its presence/absence always feels significant and never feels enlightening, haha

charlie

i’m feeling this is post reuniting with a2 after torture and getting all cleaned up bc his hair in the current look homeward timeframe is ‘my boyfriend left me’ hair

Caroline

Fucking gorg 😮‍💨

Jess

i feel like the pendant as a confirmation gift was probably a thing. Emily is our Catholicism expert/dude.

Em

The fact that his hair in the current comic is “boyfriend left me hair” is so fuckin funny to me cause why do you think he did that a1. Can you maybe think of a single reason why that happened, a1?

anthroxagorus

I don't know how to be normal about this. Them glasses do....so much.......

Em

The fact that it’s on his pinky is interesting to me cause it indicated that it was originally maybe for someone with smaller hands? And I think a claddagh as an example of family and friendship can be given as a confirmation gift? So what if the ring was his confirmation gift, and the medallion was a2’s? And then at some point a2 gave him the medallion? Or they swapped and now a1 has it back? Idk little lost in the weeds but that might be something g

charlie

ooooooooh yes i was just ruminating on the fact that it’s a small ring as if for a child perhaps?? and the book cover is also like a lighter sky blue which we now know is sometimes indicative of their friendship and innocence??

charlie

also been pondering the MM on the pocket knife and knowing that there are a lot of irish m names?? perhaps even including morgan???

charlie

em and i are getting distinctly tolkien-esque vibes 👀

Em

Either stroke of genius or a shared delusion 😂

vatican

i finally got my blond lashes. ive written the phrase golden lashes so many times and i never get to draw em

vatican

i love him in his little readers hhh

vatican

i will let u guys know that the authors of the books i choose are more important than the books themselves

vatican

ive been really into the frameless look… its so cvnty

charlie

reading oscar wilde’s wiki article (i was an engineering student lol classics aren’t my thing) makes me positive it’s one of his you’re so good at this game!!

Alec

BARKING

Jess

i mean they could be born in New Zealand but of Irish descent? Especially because of the being catholic? I have a crazy theory about a1 I’m not ready to share. But child sized ring is interesting.

Jess

even with look homeward or was that just a wink?

vatican

both a wink and the author thing

charlie

i respect the fear of being excommunicated BUT i’m also literally dying to hear your thoughts

L

I AM LITERALLY ALWAYS SAYING THIS

Jess

It wouldn’t get me excommunicated, just be so profoundly stupid if i was wrong. Maybe once i gather more evidence 🫢 I’m sure we all have our craziest theories.

L

HI JESS SUMMONED ME AND THE NOISE I MADE WHEN SEEING THE TITLE AND ALSO THE PICTURE WAS EXTREMELY A LOT LIKE A DEATH RATTLE

L

IM BITING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Em

Thank u Jess for summoning L

Em

Evil

vatican

WELCOME TAKE A SEAT, THEYRE OVER THERE TALKING ABOUT BOOKS OR RINGS OR SOMETHING IDK WHAT THATS ALL ABOUT

Jess

Drink your wine and then let’s have ask time

vatican

WE CAN HAVE ASK TIME im not turning on anon tho bc im being sexually harassed by weirdos 😔

L

Also the claddagh made me tear up and you guys are evil for suggesting confirmation present exchange. OUGH 😫

Jess

I will be your a2 for weirdos just point

Alec

yeah i’m so normal about this and definitely not about to lay in the street

Jess

Hello! Do you know anything about authors that would appeal to a married slut? Irish migration? I understand if this turns an a1 persons brain to mush tho

charlie

no babe it’s a miracle my neighbors didn’t call for a wellness check for me it was EMBARRASSING embarrassing

Ciggie

GAHT DAMN ❤️👄❤️ Your son is gorrrrrrrrgeous!!! Still kinda sorta wanna scalp him, BUT STILL!!!

vatican

a1 loves poetry, ruminating about possibilities, and long walks through rose gardens 🌹

charlie

he’d make a lovely little rug if you took all the body hair too my beloved little otter freak

vatican

leave my blond son alone. ull get ur scalping privileges back when u play video games w me again

charlie

oooooooh dads mad at ciggieeeeeee 👀

Em

Is it Tennyson?

vatican

not mad… just disappointed

Jess

More Thomas Wolfe?

L

PERHAPS HOLD ON

L

Okay so the Irish diaspora makes up 15% of NZ’s population and given the timeframe of the Great Famine I’d say the angels are like….3rd gen immigrants?

Em

I need Patreon to get better reply nesting 😂

Ciggie

2010?? With an inward facing claddagh?? 😮 Oh man I can't do this right now 😂😂😂

Ciggie

Can I be forgiven if I'm in full costume the next time we play? Blood and all?? 🥹🙏❤️

charlie

*holds you between my teeth and gently shakes you back and forth* ciggie baby you’re killing us

Jess

welcome down in the trenches. also booooo. he only belongs to one person.

Jess

Tookey? I know Emily i am often wondering which reply goes to what.

vatican

ciggie is it nice to finally have company in ur suffering

vatican

she endured like two years of this before look homeward went public

charlie

thank you for your service soldier 🫡

Em

Robert frost? (Also L RIP your notifications bud sorry 😂)

Jess

braver than any us marine

vatican

also perhaps look into the glasses for timeline clues

Ciggie

It was one of my fondest wishes over the years to spread the torment, the world NEEDED to meet them, however, I wouldn't trade any of the unhinged nights for ANYTHING ❤️😌 .......but also SUFFERRRRRRR!!! ಠಿ⁠ヮ⁠ಠ

Em

What is there a tiny piece of curly hair there, too

Jess

penis?

Em

JESS I SAW THAT TOO 😂😂😂 you’re so brave for saying it 😂

charlie

it’s giving homer?

Jess

there are 3 types of people. tag yourself.

charlie

wait christ im an idiot timeline clues 😂

charlie

not our neurodivergent asses trying to divine meaning from a reflection when you meant to look them up

Em

There are Cartier glasses that look a lot like that fwiw

Jess

but if hes literally 34 it would be 2010. plus or minus a few months because of birthdays. likely into 2011. i think comic cannon is meant to be 2009, again like approximately. im not really sure what time line clues would mean actually.

Jess

thank you for making which comment you are replying to clear lol

charlie

i mean even if i was no longer with my sugar mommy wife i’d still wear the cartier readers but maybe that’s just me 😂 i have a vague recollection of look homeward ch 1 being acknowledged as early 2009 and we’re pretty sure the eden tattoo AND getting it crossed out happened in 2010 (?) so this could be anywhere from 10/17/2010-10/16/2011 lmfao so in summary we have nothing

Jess

the number of times i refer to the tattoo chart is ridiculous. we need a postcard of that please. there really isnt even that much information. but it helps with timeline stuff so much.

charlie

i was gonna say we don’t have many dates but the real sticking point is that we don’t know much about their story—we have race car drawings ‘88-ish, valentines mixer ‘03, comic canon allegedly ‘09, this piece somewhere around comic era, busted arm a2 with bagel is ‘10s, a2 bday boy pic ‘15, a1 bday comic ‘19, yesterdays comic ‘20s (?), and cereal in the kitchen ‘20s, but fuck knows if i could tell you anything about getting from snapshot to snapshot

Rav

We all miss crumb bed

Eli

that's one of the prettiest pics you've done of him

L

We’re all gonna end up with Pepe Silvia/L Word diagrams drawn on our walls

L

NO I LOVE IT NEVER APOLOGIZE I love being freaks with u guys

L

I literally spent like two hours last night using every Internet search skill I possess searching for the damn book but then the edible hit and I suddenly found myself zoomed in on his eyelashes with a goofy ass grin on my face and had to tap out lollllllll

L

Hey guys unfortunately I cannot stop staring at this and it is effecting my work performance. I’m soooooooo cooked 🥴🫠

Jess

I’m thinking Keats now. Like i know some poetry and they are all obsessed with roses. But combining that with ‘book that is blue’?

Em

I’m honestly surprised it hasn’t already happened 😂

royautical

The Selected Letters of Thomas Wolfe? 🤔

omargi

This is far too much for me to handle