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SeXy

charlie

how’d you get this past the committee????????? indecent

Bunny

Saw the image before the name 😎

Lex R.

Lmao you got my dyslexic ass. That was hilarious

hannibble

Oh that is OBSCENE

girlcabinet

a1 on the left and a2 on the right

charlie

okay but a1 is acute and a2 is obtuse right

Em

Beastly 😂

Bleak

i can’t with you

Em

lol def what I’m getting

Jess

*unzips*

Jess

a2 has gotta be the big boy

D3ath0fM3

Saaame!!! I can’t 🤣

vatican

i know i constantly surprise myself

Not Good

The way I rushed to click the notification 😭😭 How could you do this🥺

Em

A2 is flat cause he should have a pu— Sorry I blacked out who said that.

vatican

its exactly what it says on the tin :(

Jess

EMILY

DeafeningCat

Instead of counting reps Vati thinks of ways to mess with our heads every time he goes to the gym

vatican

theyre supplementary by the way

royautical

Thanks I'll just have to copy and paste angel faces on your hannigram post and weep

Aphrodykie

The way I knew this was gonna be some bullshit I could feel it in my waters

vatican

on mile 3 today i was like mm how can i fuck w my homies today

charlie

of course they are *cries in geometry*

vatican

the fact that i actually have so so so many nsfw angel drawings that i cant post bc of the slowburn contract

royautical

The most torturous response in human history

charlie

sometimes i think about the sword and sunlight cover and get so incoherently horny i can’t think

royautical

It does have a blackout effect 🤔

charlie

i thought it might be like the office sex april fools prank he did but my dyslexic ass did not clock the clue until i was already here 😂

Jess

vati why would you mention this. can i see this contract maybe i can set you free? is there perhaps someone i could bite?

lizard

vati i WILL get horny to this. that’s a promise !!!!!!!

vatican

trying get u guys to develop a pavlovian response to this shade of blue

Ciggie

TIP TO TIP BABYYYYYY!!

Ciggie

I don't even think this was your intention, but I just 100% believed it was April and the brain sludge I just had catching back up to Oct in .02secs was INTENSE!! xD

Ciggie

pLeAsE dOnT LiE tO mEEEE (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠)

Sabrina

Vati you have no way of knowing this but I follow another Patreon creator and their account has the work angle substituted for angel so I just thought you were being cheeky with the funny name T_T

Royal

This is diabolical