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bad dog (Patreon)

Published:
2024-11-30 00:30:01
Imported:
2026-06
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bonus points if you can guess which statue this is (loosely) based on 👀

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L

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Newt

👀👀👀👀💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

charlie

GOOD DOG

Em

OH????? MY GOD??????

Nestor

his lips omgggg

charlie

oh god there is something so magnetic about about a1 being all prim and proper and pristine and a2 just absolutely filthy and bloodstained

Nestor

I'd lick the blood of them

Em

I love the sternness on a1’s face. Totally focused on bringing a2 back down.

Jess

THIS IS MY BABY VISIT I CANT BELIEVE HES BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bug Sutman

i need this tattooed directly onto my heart. ill rip it out of my chest for you and everything

Jess

its striking how much cleaner he is...im really into it

DeafeningCat

Is it weird that I can smell them from here? [affectionate and kind of lustful]

Jess

me too, i hope its mostly his

vatican

anything for his princess

Jess

i had to stare at his face for a really long time. are the white lines sweat? i might need to stare for 45 more minutes. i love a1's hand on a2s face for whatever reason.

Rav

Oooooo

Jess

hes such a good master

vatican

the trust ... the confidence...he sees the violence this man is capable of. he watches him partake with gleeful abadon. but he knows he can step right in front of him and stop him anytime he wants.

vatican

its like. i know my pibble can tear the flesh off my bones. still i let her chew on my hands.

vatican

it is, he doesnt bother dodging hits

mizumonomartin

YESSS!!! Mars A.K.A. Ares... I see 🙂↕️

Jess

i would trust him with anything

vatican

i wonder if venus is known by any other name 🤔

Jess

😈

mizumonomartin

my dumb ass was really going to answer "...Aphrodite??" before I realized... ⚰️ MORNING STAR

charlie

i saw her on my drive home tonight ✨

charlie

same energy as “cannibal trust exercise”

Nestor

omg he's so strong he just let's them hit him... I'm so normal...

Jess

we learned this on a tumblr scavenger hunt! im basically a christian now. or at least that, but the angels version.

Alec

the things i would let these blond men do to me would get me exiled from heaven and AT LEAST eleven us states

charlie

in my mind a2’s left hand is grabbing onto a1’s hip like a lifeline

Em

Does a1 have a tan line for a watch?

Em

God he’s so scary I love him so fucking much.

vatican

imagine hitting a guy full in the face with a lead pipe and he's just like 🙂

vatican

i myself am quite enamored by the thought of a2 hooking his fingers onto a1's belt loops

vatican

a2 is just a very big phone charm methinks

charlie

there’s something about the medial bicipital groove that makes me want to bite

Nestor

I'd get wet- WHO SAID THAT

charlie

NO ITS THE FUCKING DAY COLLAR

vatican

loving them is not enough. i need to bbq them

vatican

alright maybe its time to end the cut

Em

Soshdbjaisxbjssj

charlie

us 🤝🏻 a1 forgetting he has another wife

vatican

a1 doesnt forget. but shes just a wife.

charlie

sometimes i think about the fact that eden probably thought marrying aster would make her the priority in his life

Jess

I forgot to look at him again thanks guys

L

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Pensulliwen

Ough oogh 🫵🫵🫵 It got me doing this IRL I have nothing else to contribute, just grunting and pointing at it

vatican

he'll get a stern talking to

gemini

no no no, you can’t just punish this puppy for following his instincts. he’s a good boy, promise. 🥲🥲🥲

moonmoon

i cant handle this 😩😍😩

Caroline

Scary dog privilege!! 🐶 he’s such a good boy!

Ciggie

🙏🧎‍♀️

Ciggie

He's so god damn beautiful, cut me down at the knees, I just want to watch him go go go 🛐

Sabrina

A2 is genuinely giving “when I catch my dog eating smth he not supposed to and eats faster”

vatican

a2's vet bills would be through the roof

vatican

he can have a little carnage. as a treat

vatican

he knows so many tricks!

vatican

any attention is good attention

Bunny

Hehe

anthroxagorus

I would stand on a podium to proclaim: I love them, that is all