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i answered an ask about how, if a1 isnt home, instead of making a salad, a2 will just stand in front of the sink and pour ranch onto a head of lettuce and bite into it and charlie requested to see it ahaha

also, i think i will start including the sketches to my drawings if i have em, just to see if i manage to capture the essence of the initial moment of inspiration

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Nestor

HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG HE'S SO ME

charlie

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN DRAWN

Nestor

the face, his long-ass spider legs, the way he has to bend over so he doesn't bump his head lmaooooo

Bleak

you silly trickster 😐

Bleak

why he so big

Em

Took me a minute to guffaw at his face cause I got so transfixed by his skinny, skinny legs πŸ˜‚

charlie

this is post knee surgery to me just grumpily demolishing a head of lettuce bc his boyfriend isn’t home to put on a show for

Eli

that's hilarious and i especially love the sketch

toot

this just reminded me of that one reddit aita where a gf is asking if shes an asshole for eating an excessive amount of cucumbers cause her boyfriend is annoyed by the fact that she always has a cucumber with her… just the concept of a2 gnawing on an entire head of lettuce reminded me of this

L

He’s just like me fr

Jess

so vile. look at his legs though!!!

vatican

hes so disgustingly adorable i love him lmao

vatican

the best background ive ever drawn… and i spent it on… this

vatican

i have never played any tricks in my whole life

charlie

i’m also obsessed with the sketch to finished work comparisons they are everything to me

Bug Sutman

i wanna smack him with a rolled up newspaper and maybe force him to tan bc those skinny chicken legs are blinding lmfaooo he could use them as flashbangs on his missions smfh anyway a1 needs to marry him tbqh

vatican

a1 forgot to tell him about dinner plans

Em

YES I love the sketches.

Nestor

I can imagine a1 coming home and catching him in the act and taking this picture omggg

charlie

the cabinets are stunning i’m getting the vibes of your airbnb

Ciggie

Thank you so damn much for making me wait πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ˜‚ I....I want to try this now! SINK SALAD!!

Jess

genuinely disgusted by his salad

lizard

diabolical, i love him so much. hes just like me fr etc etc (when i was in college i would bring a heart of romaine as lunch to campus and strip the leaves one by one to dip in hummus). hope this isn’t slander but i kinda thought he’d be a thousand island dressing kinda boy tho

charlie

too spicy for gods whitest boy

vatican

i hate it here but by god am i going to make the best of it

vatican

this is exactly it ahahaha

Jess

this is giving cryptid who was NOT supposed to be seen

charlie

a1 walks in with three double doubles and animal fries and shakes and cokes for his sad boyfriend and catches this abomination haunting their kitchen

vatican

one mile of leg please ☝️

vatican

ahahah add some croutons and some cheese by the handful

vatican

truly a delightful experience when no one is there to judge you or beg for cheese

vatican

iceberg is almost too spicey

charlie

maybe once a month my partner puts β€œbag of spinach” on the grocery list and then he eats the entire bag raw with no dressing on the couch……. literally nothing wrong with sink salad

Ciggie

Omg, and elevated to fine dining? β€οΈπŸ‘„β€οΈ And there are always ALWAYS two lil shits here begging for cheese πŸ˜­πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ§€πŸˆ

vatican

that was my college bestie except he just brought it to class. but to be fair i was eating corn by the can in class. and neither of us wore shoes and took shortcuts through the woods to get to classes.

vatican

this was 12 minutes past his feeding time, can you blame him

vatican

hes on survival mode, the poor thing

Aphrodykie

Once again proving that white men are beyond rehabilitation

Rav

The absolute perversity

Blue Thunder

This is hilarious, but this is also giving me a genuine measure of how tall this bald baby is. He will never know the joy of being fully under the showerhead...

vatican

fascinating creatures though

vatican

ive really outdone myself w this one

vatican

gotta get him one of those rich people ceiling mounted rainfall shower head thingies

Blue Thunder

That's the next mission, stat! Gotta wash off all the sink ranch somehow!!

Alec

this is somehow the most morally repellant thing this man has ever done like… the atrocities??? he’s allowed. encouraged even. but this???? jail.

Sabrina

He’s a menace for this. Insta jail

Sabrina

He’s too long oh my godddd he’s making me feel so short as a 5’ woman 😞

L

This is still cracking me up

Helios

he looks like a cryptid here and i mean that in the most positive of ways

Bunny

God I’d fuck up a head of lettuce rn if I had one