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CRITTERS..... (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-03 01:14:45
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2026-06
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cannot stop drawing my silly little guys as silly little toys...

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HypnoticDoll

Aw they're just goofy little guys.

vatican

theyre so can i come over and stare at you like this

Em

Jesus Christ they look like my parents’ dogs 😂😂😂

vatican

my real critters just came in… ur boys about to learn how to sew little tactical clothes…

charlie

i feel like i can’t look away or they’ll start committing atrocities

vatican

little guys holding hands

gemini

why is this the scariest they’ve ever looked

Em

Terrifying precious kreechers.

vatican

ahahahaahahah the wonky eyes kittens/puppies have are paid actors

BoulderofSisyphus

Dogs that look in two different directions are the best dogs 😁

royautical

Oh I would pay an exquisite collectors fee for these haunted boys

charlie

princess and ted in tiny tactical gear is something i have to see

bea.n

God I love them not a thought behind those eyes

vatican

they’re vigilant thats all

vatican

im trying to make my dream a reality. all that stands between me and little angel critters is my little fingers that cant sew

vatican

completely bereft of any brain activity

vatican

i have a little camo onesie for princess… she looks so silly… but the tact gear they have for like. army doggies. for ted. would be incredible. tactichihuahua

bea.n

Wish that was me 🥲

vatican

me too. lets go get matching lobotomies at claires

bea.n

🥹🧠

Jess

Why are they scary to me? They would be perfect chew toys though. All plastic for me and also all the dogs.

vatican

no they are flocked they must be flocked

Helios

i want to squeeze them like those stress toys where the eyes pop out ❤️

vatican

dbfbnffn yes the little eyes popping

Jess

Oh you love a soaking wet dog slobber grenade? You’d love my dogs

vatican

ted doesnt know how to play with toys/doesnt lick stuff but princess will lick him until he soppin wet and id go to pet him and get just a handful of pitty spitty

vatican

u cant prove this in a court of law

vatican

🥺🥺🥺🥺 holding handsss

Aphrodykie

Beloved I can sew I will make you creachurs of your various *redacted*s

vatican

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mizumonomartin

I want to put them in my mouth they are so cute!! Hope this will bring me luck and next time I'll visit a toy store I'll finally find yellow labradors 🐶

SailorSuu

The way I recoiled

SailorSuu

Giant plush dogman

L

Omg I have to send u the valentines decor I just bought….

L

These guys are haunting me btw