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i know this is supposed to be horny nonsense. and it is. hence bulge. but. there is also a little puzzle here for my little rats to play with

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L

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

L

TIME TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Helios

ive GOTTA know what the photo booth reel is

Alley

a1 so casually telling a2 what to do. yeah i’m normal (i need to tie them to a flagpole and watch them flap in the wind)

Adriana Leal

Why am I just now noticing the bite marks?! Omg

Em

Thomas and his stupid lounging and his stupid zoomed-in villain smirk. HES SO HOT, VATI

AdamLikeTheAnt

So in love w this! also, idk where else to ask or if you’ve mentioned elsewhere before, but do you sell tattoo passes? I’ve been in love w your Hannigram stuff for years and there’s a little bit of one I’d love to get tattooed but wouldn’t want to do so without your permission/knowing where I can send money for it ❤️ Obviously I totally get if that’s something you’re not cool with :)

Em

Watching them casually, naturally doing a tpe is wild and I love it.

charlie

LET THE UNHINGED GOOGLING COMMENCE

vatican

not horny enough!!!!!!!

L

PIN HIM DOWN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Em

And he’s right

Em

Are the faded speech bubbles cause Thomas isn’t really listening to what they’re saying, but taking in, like, the rhythm of the conversation? Or cause it’s a well worn convo between them? Always intrigued by why you make the choices you do.

charlie

FRESH TEMPLE SCAR PEEKABOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Em

Oh are they whispering?

charlie

cliff jumping photo is a postcard hm????? wonder who it’s from

charlie

oh i figured thomas was also incoherently horny watching a1 walk a2 like a fucking dog and just wasn’t really listening 😂

Em

Looks like the postcard says “Grand Canyon” maybe? I hope it’s the milfs 😂

vatican

i was going for a kind of steam kind of look ahaha like, their conversations are a part of the environment, and thomas is kinda just half listening , and a1/a2 are in their own little world and hes just a witness to it

Sal

Love is stored in the "something warm". I feel so many things 🥲

Em

Nice! It definitely sets the ambience, was just wondering if there was a concrete reason :)

charlie

that’s what i was low key thinking too BUT i was wondering if maybe i just didn’t know enough about wisconsin 😂😂

Jess

ok thomas leaning against whatever, he is hot. i love the casual ownership a1 has of a2. my boy is such a good boy he should get treats. i bet thomas is also feeling territorial or something to jump on a1 as soon as he can. its horny time i wanna see a1 tossed around like a chew toy.

Nestor

and if I killed myself? what then

charlie

i love when we get directors cut 😭😭😭

Em

I thought “grand Tetons” for a minute but that’s the wrong W state 😂

Nestor

the BULGE I'm going crazy

charlie

okay tinhat theory—is the painting an abstract eagle?

Jess

i thought the same thing!!! a2 is not wearing a muzzle or anything. i love their freaky dynamic.

Jess

I could see that

charlie

like an oblique reference to eagle courtship?

vatican

no, but the painting is a real painting. so yall will have to put on ur art history hats for this one ahahaha

vatican

i would lament for 40 days and 40 nights :(

royautical

I would love to see all of the fridge magnets and pictures

vatican

a1: /regularly checks the weather reports/

vatican

a2: ... :0 all-knowing....

Jess

I think we are getting fridge tour anyway. But I need to figure it out the hard way!!

vatican

fridge reveal if u guys are good

mizumonomartin

shit, I don't know how to Google shapes and colors

Nestor

I will leave you money in my will on the sole condition that you let the angels- *GUNSHOTS*

charlie

I CHEATED OFF MY GIRLFRIEND IN ART HISTORY IN COLLEGE

vatican

i love thomas so much. hes just like you guys are very very cute, and im very very jealous of your very very special bond. but this is a reminder that i fucked him until he cried last night :)

vatican

post card is a helper clue for the painting. in a convoluted way that might actually make it more confusing

vatican

a1 is not used to kissing

Nestor

it's true I was watching from the cuck chair

vatican

yeah, that other painting was too easy, i had to give u guys a little bit of a challenge w this one

charlie

he says offhandedly referring to the insane study he did of a renaissance painting

Rav

Ooo old man is jelllllly

mizumonomartin

UNTIL HE WHAT? PLEASE 😳 this is so distracting I'm tempted to go to sleep and fantasize about it, but I have painting research to do... my homeworks...

Rav

We’re so good!

Jess

WE ARR SO GOOD

vatican

a2: im his baby and he loves me and takes care of me!!!!!!!

vatican

thomas: youre his baby and he loves you and takes care of you :)

vatican

fridge reveal if you do your homework /taps on puzzle/

Nestor

he's so pathetic kicked puppy - he can close his eyes and I'll peg him while he imagines I'm a1

royautical

Fridge inside AND out if we do puzzle........

vatican

u drive a hard bargain….

vatican

fine. but no freezer. freezers gonna cost extra

royautical

What is the price of frozen angel foods........

bea.n

Sitting patiently for the next page

anthroxagorus

I'm too stupid for puzzles, and these men are too hot. God, has anyone suffered as I?

vatican

hmmmmmmmmm... i'll think about it...

Em

Makes me think there’s something incriminating in the freezer.

vatican

hes like. howd u do that. ur dog was growling at me like a sec ago

vatican

u guys will like the next page :3

Rav

It’s good to be the baby until you realize you’re a baby

Nestor

I'm excited for gay times

bea.n

Ofc ur making it king

gemini

the dynamics are DEEELICIOUS 😛

vatican

oh u guys are just kissing up for the fridge reveal arent u ahahahah

Nestor

us? never.

bea.n

Forever & always ❤️‍🔥

vatican

i love itttt but on this end it feels like a very horny juggling act ahahah …so many balls in the air.. so to speak

Em

Vati, be honest, is Thomas lounging in front of the painting to make it harder to reverse image search? 😂

vatican

lil ole me?? doing something diabolical like that? :((( never…

vatican

i accidentally put 7 spoonfuls of cinnamon in my tea tonight :(

mizumonomartin

"ULYSSES" (1947) BY ROBERT MOTHERWELL !!!

Em

Nary a brain cell in sight. Couldn’t possibly be a manipulative bastard 😂

Em

HOLY SHIT YOU DID IT. HOW????

Jess

Impressive!!

vatican

yippee!! we’re halfway there!

vatican

the other part of the puzzle is something u guys have already talked about

Jess

post card?

Ciggie

Is that a vintage Grand Canyon postcard from 1936? Who the heckin' is sending that?? And why's it so close to the photo booth picture like it's super important.....hmmmmm

Ciggie

He's such a dirty scumbag, put him in a sack and toss him off a bridge, I love him I love him ewwww I love himmmm

Em

Scars?

Jess

I’ve been unhinged googling for hours 😱

Em

YEAH!! I was wondering about the proximity to the photo booth strip!

vatican

i need to redacted redacted redacted eedacted

Jess

How on earth did you know this. I am feeling like I have never seen an image before.

Em

This feels like finishing an exam and turning the paper over and there’s a surprise extra essay question djwjejdbdhh

Jess

WE DONT EVEN GET TO KNOW WHAT THE PUZZLE IS

mizumonomartin

Vati said something about the postcard being "a clue for the painting but in a convoluted way that maybe makes it more confusing" somewhere in the comments so I guess there's an obscure link between them ???

vatican

i genuinely thought u guys would get the painting right away, that was probably the easiest part of the whole thing fbfnvnvn

Em

Negging us :(

vatican

the puzzle is im crazy and i love connecting things and i want you guys to be crazy with me ahahah

mizumonomartin

WAIT I maybe onto nothing but Robert Motherwell married a woman called Helen Frankenthaler who made a painting called "Canyon" 😮

mizumonomartin

WAIT WAIT WAIT SHE ALSO MADE A "YELLOW CANYON" WHICH IS JUST... BLUE AND YELLOW OH MY GOD

Em

Ooooooh and the convo about a bunch of their stuff being blue and yellow!! Martin you’re on a roll today!!!! Hell yeah!!

vatican

THESE ARE BONUS POINTS ahahhahahahaha back to the puzzle

Em

Is the rest of the puzzle just on this page?

vatican

martin earned with guys the freezer w the bonus points, but yall still havent gotten inside or outisde the fridge yet🥰💕

vatican

the rest of the puzzle is also on this page, yes :D. (2 clues left)

Ciggie

Until....until he cried? Excuse while I rest my head in this oven to cool down~ 🔥👄🔥

royautical

A1's sticky note with the sad face on the fridge but what does it SAY

Em

“my [something]? :(“ maybe??

Ciggie

Is it that James Joyce published his novel "Ulysses" in English in 1936 and to this day, people are still solving puzzles from it and he was all "teehee this'll keep em guessing forever (⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧" about it??

royautical

Thomas perhaps getting hard watching A1 give his dog commands hm 🔎

Jess

2 clues left-can we get a panel or is that helpful?

vatican

oh, no magnifying glass necessary

vatican

again u guys are going for bonus points and neglecting the main puzzle ahahaha

vatican

emily you are really good at reading my chicken scratch

Em

Like what level are we at? Should we start just pointing out objects we see? A1’s mug? The photo strip??? I’m losing my mind

vatican

jess you were the one to spot this last time (1 clue left)

Em

Gonna go blind trying to discern general shapes of letters.

vatican

you know how we were talking about the principles of design and advertising and stuff earlier this week

vatican

funny how you should mention going blind…. how many eyes in blind

vatican

(me desperately trying to steer you guys BACK ON COURSE)

Em

Cyclops? Something something Ulysses and the cyclops?

royautical

Have we figured out what the mug is yet

royautical

Vati I started with googling "yellow and blue flags" and now I'm trying to learn what marine flags mean

mizumonomartin

it's a Goodyear tires cup, Jess figured it out last time

vatican

u guys having the same icon and talking to each other made me think i had finally broken u guys ahdbcncnfnfngn i fully thought u were talking to urself

Em

Okay first of all I thought the same thing. 😂 But also, did a2 ask a1 to get the mug cause it matched? Or is it actually a good year tires one also? Or some third, more mysterious thing

mizumonomartin

I'm actually this close 🤏🏻 it's 4.30 am for me

vatican

just a cute matching mug, but not part of the puzzle

Jess

is there a connection between good year and motherwell/the painting? something something eyes...colorblind colors...

Sal

My guess for the puzzle is this is full of Hannibal references: cliff + scars... (idk I'm sleepy)

Alec

this is the second most painful experience of my life

Em

Unrelated to puzzle solving, but if this is 2002ish, does a2 have his tongue piercing?

Alec

like mostly affectionate but also??? damn. suffering

Jess

i think im having a brain aneurysm. how many eyes...two eyes in eyes, hole in tires...short hair...eyes...mug?

Em

Ben-affleck-smoking.jpg

Jess

this is a discussion i wanna get lost in

vatican

this is the year he gets it yes, but not until after minoo

Em

Tragic.

Jess

one eye....principle of design....tires are round...scrumbledfgjhbdfsgfg?

vatican

the cyclops clue was just to get u guys back …on course…

mizumonomartin

did A2 go blind in one eye after temple scar incident?!

Jess

race course....car course...one eye... course.....oo

Alec

don’t worry i said second most

royautical

C..... Can we have the last clue

Jess

papa help....babies sleepy....hungie....

vatican

i guess you can…persuade me.. i’ll listen to logic.

vatican

warm,,. warmmer…., cold again,,,,,,,

royautical

I can only read so many more things about James Joyce poetry and the painting Arizona by Motherwell

vatican

you guys are overthinking it a little ahahaha

royautical

I've resorted to insanity, you see

vatican

ily guys ❤️❤️❤️

Jess

connection between cars and....

Jess

what are we connecting

Ciggie

Is.....is this that it's Good Year racing mugs.....and Lightning's tires were also Good Year Eagle racing tires? And they're also Lightning McQueen stans?

Ciggie

I'm so tired, pls release me ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Ciggie

Wait no, let me stew in it while I sleep~ 🛌💤 love a lil tortured sleep sesh 😌❤️

vatican

so close yet so far ahahaha

Em

Is the puzzle Thomas’s iliac crests? Cause I promise I’m paying attention to those 🫠

vatican

how hot and slutty thomas is in this page is the perfect distraction ahahaah

gemini

I absolutely love how A2 takes direction - no thought, no distraction, just “Okay. Whatever you say. You obviously know best, so I will do exactly what you tell me to do without question.” The devotion is delicious. 🤌

vatican

hes so good at taking direction, and barely even trained at this point in the timeline, he’s just a natural

Jess

i am reading our nonsense again with fresh eyes and im ready for some more pondering. are we looking for something else a2 would have asked a1 for? the mug and the painting would be colors he would see. did he ask to go to the grand canyon? we should have one more clue right just a little more guidance?

Hope

Thomas you dirty dog not him liking a1 ordering a2 around

vatican

he does not mind the show at all aahahah

vatican

the two main clues are the painting and the mug, that is everything you need to solve the puzzle

Jess

is it just that they choose things that are blue and yellow? the painter liked to paint in blue and yellow.

mizumonomartin

hear me out... maybe it's that Goodyear tires logo (on the mug) features Hermes's winged sandal, and Hermes was Ulysses/Odysseus's great-grandson? 👉🏻👈🏻

Jess

talk about a problematic age gap yaoi!

Nico Bear

Got me looking at Goodyear airships, Akron, Hermes & Argus, notable colorblind artists. Art history nerds save usssss

L

A CONNOISSEUR!!!

L

I think I’m in love with him

L

Okay I am finally googling stuff and it is for sure making me feel like I need a Pepe Silvia conspiracy board

Jess

We need your wisdom L!!!

L

Okay I notice a letter/bill has been placed over the vintage Grand Canyon postcard….is that an additional clue?

vatican

nope! all you need is the mug and painting

vatican

right track right track wrong conclusion

L

My initial thoughts have to do with: maybe a2 had a Goodyear racecar toy? The cyclops chapter in Ulysses references a guys wife cheating on him which could reference several things in the comic but I’m not sure how it would connect to Goodyear mug? The odyssey is largely a story about coming home from war— maybe this has to do with them reuniting after a2 leaves the military?

vatican

the cyclops clue was mainly to get you guys back on the odyssey track! partially correct!!

mizumonomartin

idk Hermes helped him defeat Circe? and helped him escape Calypso's island after a bunch of years... is this a metaphor for A1/Eden??

vatican

YESSSS!!!!! this is a parallel for a1/all exes ahahha

vatican

slash another nod at literature about home/homecoming slash hermes being odysseus’ ‘divine doppelgänger’

vatican

the coffee is supposed to be the moly hermes gives to odysseus to help him resist circes’ magic ahahaha

L

Okay well there IS an Odyssey prep academy in Arizona….

Jess

Martin you are the top detective of the month!!!!! That’s so cool I would have never gotten there. Did you have that in mind with that mug being a2s favorite?

Em

MARTIN!!!!!! Killing it!!!!

vatican

you guys all worked very hard for the fridge reveal, well done ahahaha

mizumonomartin

thank you guys I had so much fun playing and learning stuff !! our team won fridge and freezer yipeee 🥳

L

Oh shit is that how they got separated as kids??? Did one of them end up in the states?

Jess

Martin figured it out! It’s just a few comments down under my last parent comment.

L

ALSO I keep thinking about the comment where you said to consider like…design and advertising but I’m getting nowhere with that either

vatican

that was bc everyone was looking at the goodyear mug and missing the logo ahahhaa

vatican

i also gave another logo clue, something like ‘i can be persuaded by logic’ — pun on logos/logos ahahaha

Jess

oh dear....well i learned a lot. and went more than a little insane. good enrichment.

L

OH MY GOD I JUST READ THE WHOLE ODYSSEUS WIKIPEDIA PAGE AND SAW FHE CIRCE/HERMES SUMMARY AND SAID HMMMM BUT I THOUGHT I WAS OFF!!!! HELL YEAH MARTIN!!!!!!

L

Vati you’re a sick genius 🫶🏼

vatican

yesterday really was a life imitates art moment ahahaha… with the way your ships kept being thrown off course… i was reading the comments w my husband like ‘babe!!! look!! THEYRE odysseus!!’

SailorSuu

Thomas is so close to being the right kind of freak, but these two psychos are knit together like scar tissue, there’s fibrin and bullet fragments in each word and gesture.

vatican

this comment is like poetry, goodness me

SailorSuu

Only achievable when well rested (and binge watching Defunctland), thank you kindly 💃🏿

L

Hahahhahahah we love a good epic quest!

Bleak

i had to come back here bro 😔

vatican

actually reading this as possessive thomas is….

Bleak

jealous that his little dog has a little dog..?

vatican

jealous that apparently his dog doesnt always bite 😔

Bleak

OOF 💔

Mostlytoastie

A1 ORDERING A2 AROUND SO NATURALLY AND A2 IS SOOO OBEDIENT. I'M CRAZY ABOUT IT

vatican

platonic total power exchange is a crazy dynamic ahahaha