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fridge reveal (for real this time, not a trick, not at all....) (Patreon)

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2025-02-15 00:30:01
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happy love day! have fun snooping ❤

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Nestor

are those dino nuggies i spot? 👀

Em

I’m immediately charmed by the lunchables 😂

Bleak

single bell pepper

Em

ARE THOSE UNCRUSTABLES????

Bleak

i don’t drink. do normal people put booze in the freezer?

anthroxagorus

I am done with you! Is that the peepsi pepsi?!

PyratePigeon

do they both drink red bull? one sugarfree the other not? that's so me and my friends coded

Nestor

I am obsessed with the caprisuns, the single capsicum and the whole DRAWER of cheese

L

Obsessed w the SINGLE YELLOW PEPPER and also the uncrustables and MORNINGSTAR FARMS :)

Em

Yes!!! Morningstar farms!!

Em

Yeah, especially vodka :)

anthroxagorus

And caprisuns! And eggs in the most deranged location (imho)

PyratePigeon

also is that bombay saphire gin?

Nestor

is that an entire rotisserie chicken? also I'm not american so I'm trying my best without knowing a lot of the packaging 😔😔

Lirr

I could recognize those Morning Star sausages (lifelong safe food) from 5 miles away. Vati, is someone vegetarian or is this another religious reference 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

Lirr

I saw that package in the freezer door and it felt like spotting a celebrity in the street

vatican

a2 fucks up a costco rotisserie chicken like its nobodys business

vatican

it is morningstar yes ahahha

vatican

someone keeps eating all of the veggies

L

OVER THE SINK FKBDBDKSKCBDNSJNCJFNSNFN

Nestor

if so I have never felt more represented bc I am a tax-paying adult who eats them for dinner at least 4 times a week

vatican

a2 comes out of his gluttonous stupor and sees the singular bell pepper left and is immediately overcome with immense guilt and regret

vatican

singular blond bell pepper kept cracking me up ngl

vatican

im respecting white boy culture

L

Puppy whose owner comes home after he eats the whole bag of treats

vatican

how i organize my minecraft chests:

vatican

yah! for most of college that was all we kept in the freezer lol

majorenglishesquire

meat and eggs in the vegetable crisper, lonely yellow pepper outside of the crisper, i am Hmmm-ing

vatican

ahahahhahahahahah so lonely

Em

Amazing 😂 I love these children so much.

vatican

all the food groups! energy drinks. dino nuggets. cheese. one bell pepper

vatican

they are very much. children given money and free rein for the first time ever ever ever

Em

And it shows!!!

vatican

early 2000s angels are so special to me

vatican

all of a2s food is very much… i am hungry i must eat right away

vatican

yes ahahaha i love my dino nuggets ahaha

Em

I can imagine there being a lot of things they saw but weren’t able to have when they were actual kids, so now that they can, they’re buying themselves “kids” stuff to make up for it.

Lirr

Also the lonely maraschino cherries and grenadine get me, I’m imagining them drinking Shirley Temples

vatican

leave em alone theyre learninggggg

Ash

Aw shit, they got Kerrygold money?

vatican

theyre starting to get kerrygold money

vatican

yeah!! those are a1’s ahaha he makes shirley temples w vodka

vatican

kinda just slouches and avoids eye contact

vatican

i have feelings about a1, who… doesnt/hasnt really let himself get excited about stuff or want stuff like..try to make responsible purchases but still kinda eyeing all of a2s fun food

Lirr

God, what a dork. I love him

gemini

this is very cool! I love how detailed each item is, while also maintaining some mystery - keeps us lil rats busy 🧐😆

🅱

Who's the pickle fiend in this household. Also how much of this food is expired

vatican

a1 ahahahaha hes a savory girlie

vatican

never doing this ever again ahahaha i hated it ahahahaha

gemini

haha, valid - thank u for ur service! 🫡

🅱

Do they have the pickle-hater/eats-the-pickles-from-the-other's-burger dynamic bc if so I'm about to officially project my gf and I onto them

vatican

i dont think a2 feels any particular way about pickles but he knows that a1 likes pickles so he pretends not to like them

Alec

oh this looks alarmingly like the contents of my fridge…. do not perceive me

downbadcryingatthegym

I was like the lunchables are a2s but also like does he eat two in one go

🌟Sloth🦥

Omg the red bulls are in their tones of blue 🥺

🌟Sloth🦥

I mean I know that those are actual red bull versions but still... DETAILS 👁️👄👁️

vatican

a1/a2 is everywhere for those who look for it ✊😔

vatican

just one, but he eats them while he waits for for his pizza rolls or whatever to warm up in the microwave

Sabrina

Who’s using the grenadine? 👀

charlie

the smiley fries are actually making me upset

charlie

like every other month my partner and i have a “boy day” where we go to the grocery store deli and get a chicken bucket each which is like 2lbs of fried chicken and a pound of potato wedges and we spend all day eating and playing video games and drinking shitty beer

charlie

good irish boys having their priorities straight

Helios

the single bell pepper on its own shelf is killing me

braiinrott

A2 has the diet of a 6 year old

Helios

the uncrustables, lunchables, dino nuggets.......... hes so me-coded.

Helios

the three different kinds of milk makes me mad for some reason LOL... my mom does that im like 'why cant you just have one at a time??????'

charlie

are the blue bottles by the beer just…….. rich people water? in blue? bc they’re a color a2 can see? so a1 is like ah yes perfect

charlie

lololol almond for coffee rice for cereal and dairy milk (?) for a2!

vatican

its fancy sparkling water! when faced with a choice, a1 just buys whatever reminds him of a2 ahahha

vatican

the milks are just a1 figuring things out ahahaha, constantly changing hairstyles, constantly changing girlfriends, he is … always trying to figure out what he likes

charlie

nah because i’m actually emotional about them getting fun foods like uncrustables and pizza rolls and capri suns and all the things they didn’t get as kids

Harrixxvi

A1/A2 are literally just two conjoined parlour nana popsicles and I love that for them

Harrixxvi

Absolute poetry, 10/10 no notes

vatican

GDHFJFJG my husband and i have girls days where we(i, he watches) make fancy charcuterie boards and drink wine and do face masks….. 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝 SELF CARE

L

Not “the little one”KFDBJFNDNSJCNCNDNSN

오리온

Grown ass men btw