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our favourite old man is back! and being so kind and considerate 🥺

(anyone peep the art history ref? 👀)

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Nestor

oh my GOD i fucking HATE him

Em

I’m gonna kill that man

liketheysay

Wait I was not expecting the a1 side cock 👁️👄👁️

Aphrodykie

HIS LIL PEPIS IM GONNA SHAKE HIM LIKE A DOG

Nestor

tearing into thomas’ throat like a dog but not in a puppy play way, more like “KILL KILL KILL KILL”

sam

aaoogah

Druidic

Thomas come here I would just like to speak with you 🫳

Em

Poor narrow a1 all tense haloed in light and evil old man completely relaxed, shrouded in darkness.

vatican

so much a1 cock this month

vatican

worst thing about this is that this is about thomas’s humiliation about their whole thing

DeafeningCat

Nice! I'm now going to curl into a ball and die

臘月

the chain stays on during the toxic age gap yaoi humiliation bdsm session 😒

vatican

hes gonna live forever 😭😭😭😭

Bleak

he doesn’t even make eye contact UGH

vatican

hes so cute 😭😭😭😭😭

vatican

KILL SHAKE KILL SHAKE KILL SHAKE

moonmoon

gutted 💀💀 but also 🥲

Em

Also where’s Martin. Someone’s gotta instantly decode the art history reference 😂

Nestor

thomas is like “fucking god this pathetic little fucking twink, it’s so fucking embarrassing to be seen with him”

vatican

song of the day is sin by NIN

Nestor

yeah no just casually checking this out in my homicide and human remains class hope no one look at my phone

gemini

thomas! go on! git!! 😠

liketheysay

Me in the break room at work 🤗

vatican

how dare someone so beneath me have so much power over me

vatican

you have to make an appointment through his assistant

ElectronicMilkshakeWhispers

The hands really reminded me of Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam — especially the gesture and the little gap. Was that intentional? It really adds a cool layer.

Mr. Weevil

im in public so i cant even look at this :(((

DeafeningCat

HOLD ON Thomas has a conscience?????

gemini

I’m picking up “The Creation of Adam” vibes with those lil reaching fingers.. 👀

vatican

rat using pornography to learn about the power of lighting and background

Nestor

that conscience is mostly shame and disgust and anger

liketheysay

A1 needs a full bush stat

Nico Bear

Surely the Creation of Adam

vatican

i am so good at this whole pornography thing

vatican

a1 will never be his to keep ehehehehehehe

Bleak

which he

vatican

you 🫵 have guessed this one before 👀

vatican

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Estrilda

Does A1 shave his junk or is he just too blonde for pubes?

vatican

more of a conscience than a1 or a2. feels bad about being mean to a1. is mean anyway

Bleak

“and who set that system up?”

vatican

a1 is actually an otter but thomas prefers him smooth

vatican

thomas ruining the world one little thing at a time 😔

SailorSuu

Thomas is such a case study, there needs to be an ailment named after him, affluenza is too new money.

leon!

evil depressing heartaching porn yeeeees

Nestor

tbf i am looking at WAY worse stuff on my computer but that’s actually relevant for my class

vatican

thank you :3 the color scheme and the patterning on the sofa and carpet are also supposed to pay homage to the painting :3 thomas as man, anchored by earthly things, a1 as god in the light, this is what their power dynamic looks like from thomas’s pov

SailorSuu

The shame and disgust you’re feeling is your own, you old whore. The sad twink is just a familiar target.

vatican

adam and jesus and god and abel and mary and abraham and delilah and

vatican

ur being mean to a senior citizen :(

vatican

im actually obsessed with him, hes so narc mother

vatican

yeah like i lowkey get why thomas torments him. if not want torment why so cute and tormentable

vatican

yessssssssss where my sickos at

vatican

thomas: /feels bad because hes a bad person who does bad things/ 🫵 YOU are tormenting me

SailorSuu

He thinks he’s the long suffering, older love interest in a tragic coming of age story when this sulky bitch is actually Bluebeard

leon!

thomas worms successfully implanted into my brain. smash. i don't make the rules😌

SailorSuu

Wretched creature *affectionate*

vatican

a1 is his pretty woman, his manic pixie dream girl

Sal

Can I get (1) a1 and a2 kissing over his corpse **disinterestedly** 😌 - for degradation kink... maybe

vatican

i got back and forth between hating him and feeling bad for him and needing to torment him greek tragedy style

liketheysay

Justice for mysterious a2 cock 🙏🏼

SailorSuu

He’s a sexually frustrated jester to me. Like, if Tom Ford had a self sabotage fall collection, it’s that dizzy bitch.

vatican

im actually obsessed w him bc hes so. everything a1 wants to be/have. if he were nice and normal he couldve had him eating out of the palm of his hand

vatican

that is the most incredible sentence i have ever read in my life

SailorSuu

And A2 shatters this fantasy like the unerring fist of a patient god.

vatican

likes that a1 is kinda crazy, hates when he does crazy shit

vatican

you guys have not earned a2 cock yet

Babs Tractart

Every time I see Thomas I get all Mitch Kramer "Man, I HATE that guy." My seething then turns to full bore rage just from seeing that man's name. There's also some low grade personal shame over here, because douchebag looks EERILY similar to my hot cousin. I apologize for ranting. I need some cookies and a bankie and a nap. Stay kinky, Vati.

vatican

godddddd dont get me started on thomas/a2

leon!

monumental fumble, i love it <3 his inability to be normal and just love a1 without blaming the poor guy makes my brain tingle

Nikkii

AT LEAST LOOK AT HIS WEINER IF YOURE GONNA DO THIS THOMAS!!!!

liketheysay

😤😤😤 in my mind he’s like a mr potato head down there, sporting everything and nothing at once, infinite genital possibilities…

Nikkii

I hope a2s dick has like. a bosnian headshot equivalent. a croatian dickshot, if you will, that made his peener fucked up looking.

vatican

obsessed with the way that guy thinks

vatican

you want a1/a2 kissing? in this economy? 😳

Estrilda

Of COURSE he does 😒

vatican

he has a dick piercing idk if that counts

Sal

Want, need more than breath... 🫣

SailorSuu

Oh, I know that he wants A2 even more than he wanted A1 because he knows that the former genuinely hates him and needs absolutely nothing from him. It’s a rush to have those eyes on him because that means he’s not gazing at his god, it’s the hard, deep throb of blasphemy.

royautical

PENIS ALERT 📣🎊🎇🍾🎉

vatican

kinda obsessed with how compared to a1, a2 is even more naive and impressionable, and at first thomas is so convinced that this was going to be another easy target, but a2 is so unaffected by his ways, so completely unmoved by any sort of emotional manipulation, guilt tripping, any attempt to appeal to a sense of decorum or social propriety, any adherence of power dynamics/respect for authority, unstoppable force male manipulator, immovable object guy who does not give a fuck

vatican

A1 PENIS FOR MY HUSBANDS BIRTHDAY YAYYY

royautical

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING ❤️

SailorSuu

So A2 is David, then. Living life and everyone else has a problem with that because he’s a free, feral babe unhindered by the weight of propriety.

vatican

yes! half david half pre-fruit of knowledge adam, sinless and unbound forever and ever. cannot be controlled, cannot do wrong, bc be doesnt even know what wrong is

Rav

He fucked that old man

SailorSuu

Running, rutting, and laughing bloody mouthed with nectar sticky fingers, what a delight.

Rav

Same!

Rav

Besos de los angeles in etse economia?!

Rav

Nooo kill him and eat him

vatican

SAME NICHOLAS HOULT LOOKALIKE HOT COUSIN?!

Addy O.

Ohhh if it isn't my favorite man to hate: Thomas 😫 this is peak Vati

Addy O.

ALSO NO I can't find the art history ref, it's driving me crazy. I need to figure it out 😭

Pensulliwen

I gasped out loud when I saw cock and balls, I won’t lie. You spoil us Vati 🙏 🙇‍♀️

vatican

🐭🩵🩵🩵 only the best for my little rats

Babs Tractart

If my cousin looked like Nicholas Hoult, my shame would reach Scarlet Letter heights. Though I have no idea what letter I would be? Maybe COB for Creepy Old Bat? BUT now I can think of the shitbag as Nicholas Hoult (excellent choice BTW) and I won't feel like a total creeper. THANKS, VATI!

mnknm

Vati, does A1 call Thomas Thomas or are there any pet names? This has been eating me alive

vatican

he calls him thomas or mr. schwarzbach, closest thing to a nickname is him referring to thomas as ‘bossman’ when speaking to a2

anthroxagorus

This honestly broke my brain. I had to calm down and revisit this one later. Thank youuuu