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i cannot stop thinking about him, i want him biblically

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saint

i want both of them

charlie

wait he’s so me for real

Eli

armsss

Rowan

I have a friend who looks a lot like that and is also an infj 😳

carpe noctem

HE’S SO!!! FINE!!! also i feel like since he shops at walmart he has those like. knee-length cargo shorts for the summer

charlie

the zip off shorts

SailorSuu

🙏🏿 Thank fuck all my self destructive urges are focused on fictional men so I can live a quiet, calm life , thank you SHESUS, amen

vatican

boring american-core men make me so

vatican

ruffruffruiffruffufuufrufufuf

saint

this is peak character design... those arms and that height? oh yeah

vatican

his pronouns are U/S/A!!

vatican

a slutty little waist too awoooooo 🐺

saint

OH?? need to cop a feel actually

vatican

tell your friend i say hi

vatican

i would run so far and so fast from him irl

vatican

i love men w round heads ngl

SailorSuu

Friendo, use the Shark Policy: admire the beast from an appropriate distance with layers of plexiglass between y’all.

Ciggie

I hope you know I'm losing my fuhgucking mind right now ❤️👄❤️ A2, you tall sack of gorgeous uugggghhhhh!!!! Lmao "Dislikes: Pretty much everything else" 😂😂😂 the flip phone and walmart!! Jfc I'm ded

lezbfrenz

i love ALL of the descriptions 🤣

will

i need him

will

LIKES A1 AS IN THE STEAK SAUCE

mia semolina

I love him. I hate him. Does he want my #?

vatican

AHAHAHA A1 AS IN THE OTHER BLOND ONE VDBCBVNV

vatican

hes my favorite little guy rn

vatican

the only love of his life is his truck 😔

will

OH KEJDKDKKDG IM SORRY

will

that's perfect

vatican

HE CAN ALSO JUST REALLY LIKE STEAK SAUCE

will

he'd be so based for that i just spent a good 3 minutes laughing so hard i'm so sorry i can't read

anthroxagorus

Woof, we need to see *more* of him

vatican

i literally cannot stop thinking about him