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Energy Drink Rankings as of 02/17/2023 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-02-17 18:47:36
Imported:
2026-06

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Hey, a few folks have asked for a look at the energy drink rankings full list, so I'm putting that up... right here!


  1. Rockstar Zero Fruit Punch
  2. GHOST Orange Cream
  3. Reign Orange Dreamsicle
  4. Beaver Buzz Energy Dam Good Canadian Punch
  5. GHOST Sour Patch Kids Redberry
  6. Reign Tropical Storm
  7. C4 Starburst Cherry
  8. Bang Cherry Blade Lemonade
  9. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  10. Grizzly Energy Orange Mango
  11. Rockstar Tangerine Mandarin Guava Strawberry
  12. Ashoc Energy Passion Fruit
  13. Bang Black Cherry Vanilla
  14. C4 Energy Frozen Bombsicle
  15. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  16. Red Bull Sugar Free
  17. C4 Smart Energy Black Cherry
  18. C4 Energy Original Skittles
  19. Monster Energy Ultra Violet
  20. GHOST Cherry Limeade
  21. Monster Energy Ultra Gold
  22. GHOST Swedish Fish
  23. AShoc Energy Blue Raspberry
  24. C4 Orange Slice
  25. GHOST Tropical Mango
  26. Reign Inferno Red Dragon
  27. Reign Inferno Watermelon Warlord
  28. GFUEL Crash Bandicoot 4 It’s About Time Wumpa Fruit
  29. C4 Strawberry Watermelon Ice
  30. Reign Reignbow Sherbet
  31. GFUEL Miami Nights
  32. Celcius Green Apple Cherry
  33. Mtn Dew Energy Pitch Black
  34. Bang Swirly Pop
  35. Bang Wyldin’ Watermelon
  36. Monster Energy Ultra Rosa
  37. Bang Krazy Key Lime Pie
  38. GFUEL Sour Chug Rug
  39. Mtn Dew Energy Baja Blast
  40. Monster Energy Zero Ultra
  41. GFUEL Sonic the Hedgehog Peach Rings
  42. GHOST Citrus
  43. GFUEL Naruto Shippuden Sage Mode
  44. Monster Energy Ultra Paradise
  45. Monster Energy Ultra Peachy Keen
  46. GFUEL Mega Man Blue Bomber Slushee
  47. Rockstar Xdurance Blue Raz
  48. Ciclon Energy Drink Zero Acai
  49. Rockstar Recovery Pineapple Coconut
  50. Bang Purple Haze
  51. GFUEL PewDiePie
  52. Solimo Red Energy Drink
  53. GHOST Warheads Sour Watermelon
  54. Monster Rehab Watermelon
  55. Bang Delish Strawberry Kiss
  56. Rockstar Throwback Edition Sugar Free OG Flavor
  57. Bang Whole Lotta Pina Colada
  58. ZOA Fruit Punch
  59. AShoc Energy Orange Freeze
  60. Celcius Sparkling Orange
  61. Celcius Tropical Vibe
  62. GFUEL Fazeberry
  63. Bang Sour Heads
  64. Bang Miami Cola
  65. AShoc Energy Tropical Punch
  66. AShoc Energy Watermelon
  67. Bang Whole Lotta Chocolata
  68. GFUEL Pink Drip
  69. Alani Nu Arctic White
  70. Celcius Arctic Vibe
  71. Rockstar Xdurance Marshmallow
  72. Bang Star Blast
  73. Bang Purple Guava Pear
  74. GFUEL Tetris Blast

Comments

Craig Parker

Definitive list; accept no substitutes.

Jt

You simply must rank Xyience, be it Mango Guava or Cran Razz. Well, you don't have to, but I like them.

Daddywarbucks

it'd be a lot of work, but i'd love for every energy drink review to have its own upload, maybe on a separate channel because of the number of them. I only really listen to the podcast so i miss a lot of the ones that come with the stream vods

Daddywarbucks
>>102137491

damn they still make Xyience? Used to drink the pomegranate one everday but i havent seen one in years

Aaron Lamb

This is the content I need on a Friday.

Jt
>>102137491

They changed the formula and most of them suck now, but I think the above two are still good!

Tommy Larsen

Now this is the stuff we really need in life!

Anonymous

I randomly bought Ghost Orange Cream last night on a whim and I can see why it’s #2. I barely have energy drinks and damn, it was REALLY tasty

Davis Y.

I’m lowkey surprised Bang Whole Lotta Chocolata isn’t on the bottom. That is a truly dire energy drink.

B&L

The #Content that really matters.

poor old dyl

Thank you Jeff I was just wondering this yesterday when I tried my first Ghost Swedish Fish energy drink. It sucked ass

Drew Justice

I needed this yesterday when I was at a Buc-ee’s in the middle of a 6 hour drive. I chose the Tetris Blast, doh.

Raymond Terry

Ghost Redberry over Blue Raspberry? I thought it was the other way around. Redberry tasted like nothing. Blue Raspberry is so much better.

Steven Allen

Jeff have you tried V Energy drink? It's from New Zealand, you can buy it at 7 Eleven in LA apparently. https://mobile.twitter.com/venergyus?lang=en only have the green can (not the sugar free or blue can). It's the only energy drink I can stomach but I guess we don't have as abudant selection here in Australia (I know you didn't understand why people wouldn't like Redbull but it's not for me). Anyway yeah i like V very much (just the green one)

Anonymous

The variety of energy drinks that you have in the States never ceases to amaze me

Anonymous

I’ve just read a very interesting article at The Guardian website about the history of energy drinks, they are way older than I thought

Matt Spurr

ghost swedish fish might be my number 1. its just too good

Zeus Laser

This is why I subscribe.

Greg Kawalec

I just tried the Ghost Orange Cream today. I was not a fan.