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Energy Drink Rankings as of 04/22/2023 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-22 16:56:11
Imported:
2026-06

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Here's an updated look at the energy drink list as of this morning, when I added the 101st drink to the list. That's a lot of energy drinks.


  1. Rockstar Zero Fruit Punch
  2. C4 Fruit Punch
  3. GHOST Orange Cream
  4. Reign Orange Dreamsicle
  5. Beaver Buzz Energy Dam Good Canadian Punch
  6. GHOST Sour Patch Kids Redberry
  7. C4 Performance Orange Cream
  8. C4 Mango Foxtrot
  9. Reign Tropical Storm
  10. C4 Starburst Cherry
  11. Bang Cherry Blade Lemonade
  12. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  13. Grizzly Energy Orange Mango
  14. Rockstar Tangerine Mandarin Guava Strawberry
  15. GFUEL Divine Peach
  16. GFUEL Sour Cherry
  17. Ashoc Energy Passion Fruit
  18. Bang Black Cherry Vanilla
  19. GFUEL Rainbow Sherbet
  20. C4 Energy Frozen Bombsicle
  21. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  22. Red Bull Sugar Free
  23. C4 Smart Energy Black Cherry
  24. Gatorade Fast Twitch Glacier Freeze
  25. C4 Energy Original Skittles
  26. Prime Energy Tropical Punch
  27. Monster Energy Ultra Violet
  28. Prime Energy Orange Mango
  29. GFUEL Snow Cone
  30. GHOST Cherry Limeade
  31. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  32. Monster Energy Ultra Gold
  33. GHOST Swedish Fish
  34. AShoc Energy Blue Raspberry
  35. C4 Orange Slice
  36. GHOST Tropical Mango
  37. Bucked Up Energy Gym N’ Juice
  38. Rockstar Pure Zero Watermelon Kiwi
  39. Reign Inferno Red Dragon
  40. Reign Inferno Watermelon Warlord
  41. GFUEL Hype Sauce
  42. Beyond Raw LIT Jolly Rancher Watermelon
  43. GFUEL Crash Bandicoot 4 It’s About Time Wumpa Fruit
  44. C4 Strawberry Watermelon Ice
  45. Reign Reignbow Sherbet
  46. GFUEL Orange Vibe
  47. GFUEL Miami Nights
  48. Celcius Green Apple Cherry
  49. Mtn Dew Energy Pitch Black
  50. GFUEL Ragin’ Gummy Fish
  51. Bang Swirly Pop
  52. Bang Wyldin’ Watermelon
  53. Monster Energy Ultra Rosa
  54. Bang Krazy Key Lime Pie
  55. GFUEL Sour Chug Rug
  56. Mtn Dew Energy Baja Blast
  57. Monster Energy Zero Ultra
  58. GFUEL Sonic the Hedgehog Peach Rings
  59. GHOST Citrus
  60. GFUEL Naruto Shippuden Sage Mode
  61. Monster Energy Ultra Paradise
  62. Monster Energy Ultra Peachy Keen
  63. GFUEL Mega Man Blue Bomber Slushee
  64. Rockstar Xdurance Blue Raz
  65. Ciclon Energy Drink Zero Acai
  66. Rockstar Recovery Pineapple Coconut
  67. Bang Purple Haze
  68. GFUEL PewDiePie
  69. Solimo Red Energy Drink
  70. GHOST Warheads Sour Watermelon
  71. Monster Rehab Watermelon
  72. Bang Delish Strawberry Kiss
  73. Rockstar Throwback Edition Sugar Free OG Flavor
  74. Bang Whole Lotta Pina Colada
  75. ZOA Fruit Punch
  76. Cintron Classic Sugar Free
  77. AShoc Energy Orange Freeze
  78. Celcius Sparkling Orange
  79. Celcius Tropical Vibe
  80. GFUEL Fazeberry
  81. Bang Sour Heads
  82. Bang Miami Cola
  83. AShoc Energy Tropical Punch
  84. Alani Nu Cherry Slush
  85. AShoc Energy Watermelon
  86. Bang Whole Lotta Chocolata
  87. GFUEL Pink Drip
  88. Alani Nu Arctic White
  89. Celcius Arctic Vibe
  90. ZOA Super Berry
  91. Rockstar Xdurance Marshmallow
  92. Bang Star Blast
  93. GFUEL Radioactive Lemonade
  94. GFUEL The Boys Compound V
  95. Bang Purple Guava Pear
  96. Faxe Kondi Booster Original
  97. Faxe Kondi Booster Twisted Lemon
  98. Cult Sugar Free
  99. Faxe Kondi Booster Juicy Agrym
  100. GFUEL Tetris Blast
  101. Faxe Kondi Booster Twisted Strawberry

Comments

Nikolaj Jensen

It sucks that I can’t find Rockstar Zero Fruit Punch here in Denmark. But I can find tons and tons of shitty Faxe Kondi Booster.

Anonymous

Best content on the internet

Thebagel1

Reign rainbow sherbet is way too low

Jefff

Truly historic work!

Kickaha of the Art

This is vital scientific information. I do have one vital question: where is the Borderline of Acceptability? In other words, what's the worst drink on this list that you would still actually consume of your own free will, and not just to generate Patreon content?

Corbin Lee

I wish I remembered the top of this list whenever I’m at the store! I always feel validated that Bang Star Blast is very low because that’s easily the worst thing I’ve ever drank.

Ian Zamojc

I legitimately want to use the Notion API to turn this list into a styled website and call it Thirstmann. Jeff deserves only the best for his efforts!

Ometeotl

And now there's more waiting to be ranked

Craig Parker

Is it sad that I think I know which one got added since #100? (The gatorade fast break one.)

Jakob Schmid

I'm feeling the shame for my country, apparently we make the worst energy drinks in the world. Faxe and Cult. At least we have Harboe Cola, The People's Cola