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Scoff (Patreon)

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2019-01-19 15:09:28
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StLOrca

My new motto is TEMPUS FUCCIT.

Anonymous

Prince of Lies is a new mascot?

Anonymous

Working on a Massage Owl at the moment , I 'll keep you posted

Anonymous

I shall mock the hourglass for misspelling "Tempus fugit". Mocking is fun.

Hejhyena

Haha, this is hilarious!

Anonymous
>>19068444

You lubricate the owl ? Now why did I not think of slippery owls ? Genius !

Anonymous

USB fruit idea is a real lemon ;^D

oglaf
>>19097278

oo. see, now I'm wondering if you put a pdf of an encyclopedia on one of those then made it into a smoothie, would you gain any knowledge by drinking the smoothie?

Anonymous

We already know that cats will have religion in the future. They believe in Cloister the Stupid, who was frozen in time to save the holy mother, but will one day return to lead all of cat kind to Fuchal.

ZenAtWork

Sponsored lightning... I’d have figured Jolt woulda been all over that. And “massage owls” coulda been the most hilariously-misinterpreted vowel in the entire Harry Potter franchise.

Anonymous

What are the painting and... lithograph? used in the cartoon? Those skeletons...

Anonymous
>>19132621

Oh, the painting is Peter Paul Reubens' depiction of the common theme of "Roman Charity" (which many artists depicted, see Wikipedia) and the engraving of the skeletons is by Frederik Ruysch, who did lots of stuff in a similar vein.

Rev Storm

"Tempus? Fuggit." Genius.

oglaf
>>19068444

You should probably aromatherapy at some point. Perhaps the time is now.

Kass Fireborn

So hey, uh, about those Hong Kong face projectors....