Sneak preview: a very offensive song (Patreon)

Secret preview! Today I've been writing a song for my Douglby Digby alter ego in which he confesses to the most heinous and shocking things I can imagine. Do not read on if that's your sort of thing: I've got this niggling feeling/ tickling me in regions I don't really find particularly appealing/ so pour another pot, I'll have a shot of darjeeling/ and admit to two or three things which'll leave you reeling/ I fill recording booths with the sordid truth/ come out two weeks later covered all in blood and gore and poo/ I've got a rotten soul/ proper rock and roll/ Can't stop constantly forcing my cock in holes/ you won't believe the dirty deeds with which I've got involved/ I'm the reason that they teach sprogs "stop, drop and roll"