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Blake Hot Boi Summer (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-20 00:20:48
Edited:
2025-08-22 22:50:19
Imported:
2026-06
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flashback to the early days of Blake and his listener, long before The Balance, CloseKnit, and the Sovereigns.

hope you enjoy

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katmat0

SCREW U BLAKE U EVIL BUM *sllllllooooooowly presses play*

GravesVerse

IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS AHHHHH THANK YOU ERIK

Anthea the Tiefling

Out of all the Bois to get a HBS audio...I never expected Blake.😍

Louisa

Damn bro has always been a walking red flag

Louisa

Fuck the end of this is craaaazy

CarrotSam

I didn't expect blake either. was not on my bingo hot boi summer card. was hoping for Anton lol

abi

the awed and equally horrified “I didn’t see that coming” Erik are you trying to kill me on a Tuesday

tanheika

Damn, that ending tho. It makes sense. Cockblocked by being told that you're gonna die.

EntangledSawyer

wowww so like bestie has known for YEARS Blake’s anger and in the future STILL chooses him??? I guess they love crazy… also that whole ramble of “I don’t know if I could come back from that” is literally said AGAIN in the future..Blake is OBSESSED with them

EntangledSawyer

Literally me saying out loud..”that’s quite the boner killer” 😂😭

Eli (Lio) ♡

i love this freak4freak pairing. blake is so pathetically infatuated with them i simply cannot help but root for the two 😭 poor bestie being thrown into the deep end just before getting lucky 💔

Naihury

… so they knew all along ???? wtf i’m so confused help😭

Eli (Lio) ♡

also i didn’t know bestie was a magic user?? has that been stated before and i’m just dumb??

Naihury

me too i thought they were an informed unempowered lmaooo

Val Rockshkw

I believe it's mentioned when Blake took them to the meeting at Close Knit or the video before. I don't think it's mentioned what kind though.

Eli (Lio) ♡

i’ll have to relisten to meetings then lol thank u

Michelle S.

After the cult meeting, when Elliot and Sunshine get taken, Blake mentions wanting to "have their powers on our side" when discussing how Bestie wasn't buying into the CloseKnit stuff. I think that's the only time it was mentioned, though.

mythalia

YOU CANT LEAVE IT THERE WTF

mythalia

in one of blake’s earlier audios it gets mentioned that bestie has known about blake being a seer for years, but was very uncomfortable with it. one of the conditions for them remaining friends was for blake not to mention that he’s a seer, or any visions he’s had.

werewolf1343

I'm so glad this is a flashback. Idk if current Blake is up to the challenge of being.. "close" with bestie 💀🤣

Naihury

i don’t remember this audio guess i really need to listen to the Balance again haha. thank youuu for the explanation 😊

kay

As I said years ago** — if you Anakin and Padmé us with this one 😭😭😭 Please. I pray, BA. We can forgive the ending; in fact, that motivates… PLEASE BA 😭😂

LS

“OOO SHIT BLAKE okokokok” *gets to the end* “oh— 😳”

rat

That ending??? Hello???😭😭

Britt

Well BLAKE 😂😂 next time if you’re gonna get laid with “bestie” maybe don’t tell them that they’re gonna die right in the beginning of it

Locust

WHY MUST YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS

Anthea the Tiefling

So....on one hand, I appreciate Blake wanting to start their relationship on an honest foot.... But on the other? Worst fucking timing dude!

emmett

Plot twist since bestie can just not be in the scenarios Blake saw, imagine they won't actually die and everything Blake did is for nothing.

mimizizi

okay i have to mention u have the same first name and last initial as me lol. also back on topic yeah thats the only point within any of the blake audios its mentioned

mimizizi

the ending was NOT cool btw.

Eli (Lio) ♡

name is elliot but i break it up into two nicknames to be #quirky (so i can pick myself out in the outro patreons LMAO)

mimizizi

off topic.. i love ur pfp

con air

this was cool as fuck. but way to kill the mood, blake, jeez

mimizizi

counterpoint, they are the person he sees in his visions, but bestie just seems to change up their fate a lot lol😭 this could be good news and maybe they wont die... but being honest, hes said before something along the lines of "ive seen you die so many times in so many different instances but its always the same. you die in my arms" bla bla bla meaning i dont think their death will change maybe itll happen a different way, at a different time but they most likely will die and i have the sneaking suspicion its going to be heavily blake/d'deridahn's fault🙁🙁

emmett

counter counterpoint, bestie gets sick of it all and kills themself

mimizizi

that too!!!!

AT

ARGH the parallels between this confession and the one in “Falling For Your Yandere Childhood Friend” make my heart ACHEEEE😭 Blake king you’re creating the anguish you’re trying so hard to avoid 😭😭 but as always Blake and Bestie are so good. They’re so tragic. There’s no way their story will end well but I’ll be there listening til the end. I love doomed characters so much 😭😭😭 BLAKE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS 💕💕💕

Hazel Marie

"We balance each other out." Erik, you torment me.

Min

I know they're freaks but I love them just as much damn, I really wish they could have an happy ending somehow.

saturdayssundaee

Not sure what I was expecting but it really is incredibly on-brand Blake would essentially get exactly what he wanted and somehow manage to mess it up for himself anyway 😭 these two are so messed up and I eat it up every time

Rae

This is so devastating and so GOOD, I love it— because I’m kind of seeing it as Bestie was in love with Blake, too, at this current point and with his confession at the end, they’re so thrown off by the hurt of being lied to (because it was a really big secret, and they’ve presumably know each other for years) on TOP of being told they’re going to die, inferred that he’s SEEN that future, out of the blue, after they’ve finally made a move on him, had them pulling away like they did and creating a giant divide until we get to the present storyline

Dots

I fell asleep listening to these audios and I sometimes forget they will autoplay. so imagine my surprise when I wake up to the ending of this one 🫠

Bloom

Blake and bestie are so tragic

AT

It’s missing Blake hours. Thank you Hot Boi Summer 🙏

kay

Erik. Returning after the most recent audio. I’ve just learnt Blake has orange eyes from YouTube. Please. Not Anakin and Padmé. 😭