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some CW for this one: [brief fight scene right at the start, listener character not present and not involved][death of unnamed villain character, start at 1:40 if you want to skip all that] and in general note that like last time, Porter likes it rough, on himself specifically. at his request, the listener character smacks him [once], bites, hands on his neck, hands tight in his hair, etc as directed by Porter. it's all done with both parties on the same page and communicated in the moment. hope you enjoy!

This content has been created exclusively for Patreon. No permission for this audio to be distributed, copied, shared, or plagiarized is granted to any person, organization, or entity.

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katmat0

i have risen.

BubblerGoesPop

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS HUGE IM GONNA DIE

Paris?

PORTERRRRRRRR OH PORTERRRRRRR

rachel ♡

WAR!!! IS!!! OVER!!!

Lunar

OH MY GOODDDDDDDD

Rebecca🎧

IM ON MY WAY HOME IN THE CARRRRR SOMEONE JUST TAKE ME OUTTTTTT

theSpooder

Yayyy!!! Let’s go Porter!….. (isn’t it Thursday? Where am I?)

JayBabyBird

OH MY GOD MY DAY HAS GOTTEN BETTER HAHAHAH

Rebecca🎧

That gave me a heart beat somewhere else and I ain’t even hear it yetttttt aghhhh

NotQuiteChrome

Yayyyy! Can't wait to listen! Also, any update regarding the Regulus BA? I hope a solution is found soon, I didn't get a chance to listen through all the way before it was deleted 😓

Naihury

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE HIM

Anthea the Tiefling

A Porter BA drops... WHILE I AM AT WORK!!!???? that is pure evil!

ReplayCamera2 Chloe

Jumpscare at 2:22 (sounds like an unintentional blooper)

Ponyboy

Am I the only one that got jump scared at 2:23? 😅 I'm definitely awake now haha

saphire.stars

A PORTER BONUS AUDIO WHILE IM OUT TO EAT FOR MY MOTHERS BIRTHDAY?! (I love porter so im happy he gets another one-)

Mournfault

I jumped so bad haha

stardreamers25

The jumpscare noise at 2:22 made me jump so hard 😂 not sure if it was intentional or not, but there was that Other than that, YES A PORTER AUDIO

Cheezy Comma Grilled

HELLO HANDSOME~ 10 minutes in and lamenting the fact that we don't get transcripts for BA's

Redacted Audio

Definitely wasn't intentional, sorry about that lol. Got it corrected now.

EntangledSawyer

OML ERIK I LOVE U FOR THIS I know ive mentioned it a hundred times before but im truly admiring the character growth of porter and his relationship like from the first audio to now, you can absolutely hear the softness in his voice when he speaks to them and that he genuinely cares about them so much ❤️ That noise at 25:58 was SO delicious MY GOD

Locust

let’s fucking go? let’s go? i guess?

Redacted Audio

There was an accidental sound effect partway through the audio, so I reuploaded with a corrected file. If you try to listen and it won't load, try fully closing Patreon and reopening, sometimes it gets weird with reuploading a file into an existing post.

Redacted Audio

Definitely wasn't intentional, sorry about that lol. Got it corrected now.

Redacted Audio

Definitely wasn't intentional, sorry about that lol. Got it corrected now.

rachel ♡

i used to pray for times like these. im strapped in. ready. adhd no actually i AM capable of focusing on one thing if the one thing is porter solaire!!!!!!!!!

Ponyboy

all good lol thanks! 😁

Wurm

PORTERRRRR AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Ratt

I MANIFESTED THIS ISTG

NathanDean

Here’s what I imagine happening between Porter and Treasure right? Eventually, Treasure is going to be used by William for some nefarious task, and when Porter realizes what happened, he’s gonna lose his shit and leave with Sam and Vincent, because that’s his treasure what do you mean someone almost hurt them because of William?

inzomniac-draws

Ever new Porter thing just makes me relate to him more & more also the way he answers the phone at the beginning is so wholesome I was all worried it’d start with lore trauma but it’s just cute

Roamin’ Rabbit

Hells yeah!!!!!!! I’ve been waiting for more Porter spicy audios like this 🥰🥰🥰🥰

mythalia

10:25 porter mentioned “i’ve been fighting a long time. first as an unempowered human” which i assume means he was human born.

Harley the Addict

Not our man fucking strangling a guy one second and then going 💖✨Hello Treasure~✨💖 the next

Sen

I don't think so. I want to say it's during the dinner date with Vincent and Lovely that Porter mentions always knowing about magic, when he's asking Lovely for advice on how to explain things to Treasure. Remember magic doesn't manifest until puberty so even if his parents did have magic, Porter wouldn't have had it until that age anyway.

mythalia

damn you’re right. i totally forgot. i’m gonna go sit it the corner and think about my mistake 😔

Rae

✨AAAAAAAAAAA✨ THE MAN IS BACK YESSSSS, I love him so much he’s so sweet and charming KABSKSBDK

Rae

“I ache for you” was such a fucking line, it had me screaming— HELLO

ClaireCat

Porter explaining the jobs he does, he sounds like Barbie with how much he does 🤣

Teresa Runner

He’s so amazing!!! “Stay dead!” Jajaja Wonderful couple!… I fell in love of Porter since first audio. He’s teaching us defense? Wow!!! Masoquistic love!!! 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Chlorine

Its giving Daniel Craig james bond and i love it

Lovely Deviant Alyssa

I know this isn't entirely on-topic for this particular BA, and I don't know if this comment will even get seen. But I was just wondering if there are any updates on a potential rework for the Regulus installment from last month? Unless I missed something, there were never any updates on that, aside from the initial post mentioning the take down. If a rework/rewrite isn't possible, and that project just had to be fully scrapped, that's totally understandable. But I was just curious if there had been a decision, one way or the other.

bunny

MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNNNNN

Redacted Audio

No final decision yet. I'm not comfortable posting it without the warnings given that character's canon actions, but posting it here with those warnings would result in it being taken down immediately by patreon again. But there's also nothing specific to be removed from the audio itself, since without context it doesn't break any rules, but I'm not comfortable having that post out there withOUT context warnings on it. So the only option is to host it elsewhere, which causes problems with access since it should only be available to s.o and up tiers, which would mean a password that would need to be constantly updated through the future, for a tier that doesn't currently have any password protected content, all for a single audio, so it's a lot to consider. So all of that to say, nothing set in stone yet, but for the moment it's still unavailable, unfortunately. I've been hesitant to post an update given the complications there and since I don't have a solution yet, but I should have said something by now, even if just to say that there hasn't been a final verdict yet, sorry.

Lovely Deviant Alyssa

Thank you so much for the reply! It truly means a lot. And that totally makes sense, on all fronts! There are a lot of factors to consider, regarding potential availability options for that audio. And by the way, I'm so sorry that this is an issue you have to deal with at all. I have no doubt that it must be frustrating. I thought the Regulus audio was incredible, as usual. And I for one, would LOVE to be able to listen to/access it again! Even if that is through a password-protected method, like the Postcards. Or any other method, for that matter! It would absolutely be worth it, lol. 😊 And it's also great to hear that nothing in the actual audio needs changing. But nonetheless, it's still a lot to consider from your side of things, and that's completely reasonable. Again, thanks for taking the time to explain the current situation with that particular upload. It is truly appreciated 🩷

pinkSPARKL

Love this!! 😍 Porter is such an interesting character, so it's fun to hear about his work and also about his thoughts about the possibility of leaving the House. I'm hella nervous for whenever it IS time for him to make that choice... between an "upset" William and the person Porter most cares about... could be a messy situation.

Allegory of Wolves

Well, this was a delicious treat to wake up to! :-))) Reading the comments, I'm glad I came 10 hours late to this and didn't get jump-scared. lol It was scary enough imagining being on a date with Porter right after he offed someone. At least, I wouldn't exactly have been in a sexy mood with him right then (if this were real... As part of a story, I enjoyed it as much as I always do, emphastically!!). X'D In my opinion, the way he's (repeatedly) eager to go to Treasure for a night of pleasure right after a job, just shows even more how he craves the grounding distraction afterwards. Now that I've properly started to like the guy, my heart is breaking a little bit for him, with how "stuck" he seems to feel in the House. And he's probably right - William might not like the game anymore, if he loses all the cards he's holding. But while Porter is good at playing said game, he doesn't seem happy with it. And with Treasure in his life now, who could potentially get into the line of fire, so to speak, there's even more reason to find a safer occupation. I wonder what needs to happen to make Porter take that step? And what it would take to keep William from entirely losing it... Hm. Maybe Will needs a lover! XD So that he can understand where all the others, who have left the House are coming from (not that they did it just to keep their partners safe, but I think it's easier to take such a huge step if you have love and support in your life). Imagine William retiring and moving into a little cottage at the French Riviera with his lover, eating cheese and sipping wine all night! Yeah, I can't imagine it either, although I'd love that for him. lol I guess, if all vampire Kings just suddenly gave up, there would be anarchy. That's the two sides of the coin: despite all of it, I still don't think William is evil. What he does (or lets others do for him) isn't good. But maybe even worse things would happen, if he didn't do those things... I'm so curious to see where this whole plotline goes! Now that I broke my brain with pondering about Porter's future, I'll enjoy listening to their delicious romp a second time. :-))) ♥

Cinnamon Sugar

“The next time you try to kill someone, and they kill you first…” bahahahahha!

rachel ♡

just wanted everyone to know ive listened to this 5 times minimum. porter, my pookie bear, beloved, etc etc etc

Lilian 726

My sadismneeds have been satisfied fr I need a minute to recharge thanks-

Mathis

POOOOOOORTER 😍😍😍😍

Spookygirl26

Vampire assassin answering the phone to his Treasure and casually making dinner plans while covered in blood and standing over his target *chef’s kiss* PERFECT ❤️‍🔥

NotQuiteChrome

If the warnings are in the comments, could that be a way around it? I agree that the warnings are important, and I agree that I'd also be okay with a password-type of thing. If the description points them to the comments though, then would it be safe to repost?

Shae D'Amora

…Thank you for the meal and for answering my prayers because I am down so fuckin bad for HIMMMMM🧎🏾‍♀️🙏🏾💜 He’s one of those characters who just sends my brain into another dimension. I would’ve pulled a fuckin Lasko and thrown off the groove by blurting out “I love you” while he was getting us off 😭 You can absolutely hear that he’s already there, but I’m so excited for the day when he finally says it out loud 💜 I’m also so much more stressed about his connection to Will. He’s already made it clear before that he’s scared of him, even if he admires him, but the way he brought up his temper here was fuckin ominous. Like what the hell has he seen??? 👀 It’s always the cool, calm, collected ones who end up having the wildest crash outs. lmao All in all, this was SO fuckin delicious. Thank you, thank you, thank you 🙏🏾💜

Sapphire mermaid

I’m worried about Porter have to stay with William and what might happen if he chose to leave

LS

YAAAASSSS PORTERRR SPICYYY uGHHH i will never get enough of this guy! And the BEGINNING?? Assassin being so sweet to lil ol me w/ literal blood on his hands??? Come OOOONNN jabcondkcbjdbfkn

rachel ♡

also idk if it's intentional or not but the way porter's voice/tone change when he talks about treasure is just chefs kiss!! it's just a little softer, a little less polished 🥹

Echo

Porter has a chokehold on me just like he wants me to chokehold him. Dayum. I definitely hope we get more of this in the future, if this listener also turns, I imagine it would only get more intense with the added strength and...durability...let's call it. 😏

Leonidas

sub porter would go hard

Asrya Kino

I actually know of a solution that wouldn't require so much work and would leave you free to contain future content that pat would... Dislike... Should you ever make more of it?

Asrya Kino

Sorry, I know I might be overstepping, but I hope I'm not... Patreon has a feature that links particular tiers of content access to discord, several other creators I follow utilize this for private discord access... The nice thing is that it can be automated to kick those who don't have the correct tier rank as soon as the subscription runs out (which was shocking as I was booted mid conversation) But the nice thing is that it works... You can post the content in a room no one can speak in so it's just a repository, and set up a comment room if you want to enable discussion akin to the comment section One of the creators uses a third party verification to age gate the server so it stays in compliance and that is automated as well You wouldn't have to have rotating passwords, you wouldn't have to worry about manual age/tier checks, and at worst, you could assign a mod or two to make sure the comment room didn't get out of hand... You wouldn't have to be involved with the server yourself except to post the content and it wouldn't have to be an official forum or anything, just an archive

Khelisie Salvatore

I don't feel you're over stepping. I love that idea. Best Kept Secret (they're exclusively NSFW M4F audios) does that. They are able to experiment with things like dubcon, hentai, somnophilia etc. It gives you more latitude with creativity around certain topics. Like the infamous Ivan non canon BA from a few years ago. You couodvstire that there if you chose. I'm not complaining about that audio (surprised the pearl clutches haven't yanked it) in the least I loved it. I FELT it... Sobbed with it, processed it- because similar things have happened to me, but it made me feel less alone in the world, less isolated. Audios like that are hard to find the way it was done.

River D

we are FEASTING boys ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Dontblink

I need more Porter content 😭

rachel ♡

miss him so baaaaad 💔