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So You're a Newly Turned Vampire! Early Access (Patreon)

Published:
2022-08-02 03:03:34
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2026-06

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ASMR | So, You're a Newly Turned Vampire! [M4A]

how delightfully mundane --- hope you enjoy --- written and recorded by yours truly Patreon (vote in polls, get credited in videos, get early access, get bonus audios, and more): https://www.patreon.com/redactedasmr Paypal (if you're more of the one-time-tip kinda friendo [i'll put your (first) name in the end of the next video, just let me know if you wanna stay anonymous!]): https://paypal.me/redactedrecords Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/redacted-asmr-apparel This original content has been created exclusively for this YouTube channel. No permission for this copywritten audio to be distributed, copied, shared, or plagiarized is granted to any person, organization, or entity.

Comments

vittoria

I've got my pen and paper! Time to learn about being a newly turned vamp! ☺️

SamSupremecy

Crank this up! I am now educated

ohno

I've never been so early before for anything 🧎‍♀️ thank you!!

konkrete

Oh boy! :D | update!: I am knowledge.

ReplayCamera2 Chloe

I wonder if this kind of thing existed for Vincent in 2000? Break out the VHS player and CRT TV on a wheelie cart.

Haz

Those acronyms 🤣

LadyMonotone

Well... at least Lovely and Asher have something in common now. Their distaste for these classes XD

Kieeee

I already know this is gonna make me mad (in the best way possible)

grxy

i really did enjoy this video, the acronyms and the photos of you erik, absolutely made it lol. all i could think about while watching this, though, is how lovely would react. to hearing about loosing your powers, to the term “elementals and energetics” and the whole topic of trancing, cannot have been easy for them to sit through. and also, knowing lovely i cant imagine them being overly enthused about going to this class, especially with vincent being, vincent LOL. no but this video was fantastico, thank you.

Litlkim

All I hoped for was S.U.C.K. somewhere in there! Was my brain going "please start with S, please start with S...YES!!!" at the end? Yup :)

Sheridan Hall

The freaking acronyms! Lol but also this video was so well done! It's really nice knowing there's support out there for those who need it

Kale

trade offer: you become empowered but you are compelled to write the worst acronyms you've ever seen.

Gwen Finch

The acronyms legit have me DEAD

Cosmos

Saaame

☆•RedRiot•☆

Vincent is gonna get an earful for turning me and not telling me I'd have to go to orientation on how to function as a vampire 😂😂❤️❤️

StrayDryad

After the brought to you message there was the inexplicable urge to say "and from viewers like you, thank you." Anyway adding more great acronyms to the list!

Esbee

Lmfaooo I readily accepted the images as Erik Being Erik, but I can just imagine a dingy auditorium of cranky newborns staring at him like "who's this clown?" 🤣

xibo!!

ong i keep forgetting we turned into a fucking vampire i am in p ain

April

Oh geez! Those acronyms get me every time! 🤣

Anthea the Tiefling

I was more in the vain..(pardon the pun) of "is he going to do it...is he? HAHA you crazy son of a gun, you did it!"

L.L

🤭🤭🤭 these videos get me every time. Honestly hysterical.

Anthea the Tiefling

I just picture Lovely staring at the screen, press their lips tight and gripping the edge of their chair as they try and keep control of themselves. Thinking the entire time " if i have to sit through one more DUMP class..."

RainyDay

oh my god the little emotive Erik on the side is KILLING me

arieseyes

all these acronyms are killing me. Physically Intrinsic Magic Practitioner? PIMP???? and the SUCK????

bee

If regular humans can be turned into vampires and thus be empowered and have a core... Does that mean all humans have a core? Or the potential for one?

katrina matron

theres no way that the slow zoom at the beginning had me crying for the longest time my humor is so broken

Aaliyah Ward

Lol, that’s Eric (with a C) 💀

Litlkim

S.U.C.K. I was hoping for since it was announced....P.I.M.P. definitely caught me off guard LOL

Nikki 5¢

Not me thinking the acronym was gonna spell out SIMP jsksj SUCK makes more sense in this situation lmao This video was very much informative mhm /gen 😌

nugget cherub

When he started talking about blood-bags, I got flashbacks to Adam's videos.

ChocolateMama

not all heroes wear capes. they wear a white shirt and make informational videos about the empowered world.

Eleneri

I have a theory that, since Turning involves a blood exchange between Maker and progeny as well as magic, that it's the introduction of the blood (and new DNA) which helps grow the new core in an Unempowered human. In the case of an Empowered person, the vampire DNA co-opts the existing core, tuning it to vampiric magical expression. But as I said, that's just an idle theory.

Eleneri

So... the video mentions "your department coordinator". Would Lovely have had a department coordinator when after the Adam Incident(TM)? If so, would they have the same one for their Turning? If that is the case (and I'm not saying it is), I can imagine the coordinator sitting across the desk from Lovely, just sighing. "Oh, hon. You realize you have the most unique file on record in DUMP, right?" And.... V.L.A.D.??? I almost spit out my tea laughing. Thank you so much for this video! I hope it was as much fun for you to make as it is for us to watch.

Lovely Deviant Alyssa

Well, my day has now officially been made brighter! My favorite D.U.M.P. employee is back, with another great Instructional & Informative installment! ☺️ Seriously, I really do love these videos, haha. They are hilarious, with the cheesy corporate video / PowerPoint vibe, the magical take on bureaucracy, the reaction photos, and of course... The infamous acronyms 😂 (I mean, S.U.C.K and V.L.A.D. ... That is absolute perfection 😜😂) Every time I watch one of these videos, it brings me so much joy and laughter. But these installments are also a genuinely wonderful resource for lore, and information on the Magical World! So, I am most definitely watching and listening intently, throughout the whole thing. All aspects of these installments are awesome, in both humor and storyline/world building! Fantastic work, as always 👏 Plus, the tagline in this video's description is spectacular: "How delightfully mundane." 💜 Well, for the record, I would definitely put an emphasis on the word *delightfully,* in that line 🥰 Again, this was awesome! It was indeed, delightful.

Glitter Goblin

this is something i've wondered for a while but im not sure if its been asked about before, its stated here very specifically that vampires need *human* blood, but can vamps drink demon blood? we know vamps drinking blood from other vamps has ill effects and im curious to know if drinking demon blood would be similarly bad or if it would be hella super charged cos demons are made of pure magic