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(Pizza) Guy's feeling submissive... ish.

But what's a boi to do when you're out of town and all he's got is a bratty disposition and his phone's camera?

cOmiNG sOoN(ish) tO a PaTreOn NeAr yOu!!1

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Rae_Rae

I... *HUH*?!?!

Gideon

WHAT

Kieeee

HELLO??? NOT WHO I WAS EXPECTING BUT WHO AM I TO TURN DOWN A FANTASTIC SURPRISE

Lucy

I am on the edge of my seat right now

vittoria

I have suddenly forgotten how to breathe I - *faints*

~MAC~

Oooo is it gonna be like Ivan’s BA then?

KyB

Ooohhhhhh boi oh boi! Gimme 🫴

Melinoe

is guy graduating from the pizza background?!?!

Wee Lad

GUY MY BELOVED

xibo!!

IM SHITTING BRICKS WHO IS IT PELASE

Sowul

This just exposed the fact that I literally can’t recognize characters without their little symbols

Candice

A perfect birthday month gift thank you 🙏

Room Temp IQ

Uh What is that bro oH *slamming card on desk meme*

Red

OH GOD

Nefrae

Erik just spoils us y'all

MichealaMakeupNerd

Did anyone else think this was Ollie? I mean he usually is the one with light pink in his thumbnails. Maybe it is someone different and I'm just making connections here

Ryanami

foaming at the mouth and i don’t even know who it is…🤨🤨🤨

☆•RedRiot•☆

I can't even think straight! We're the submissive has now become the dom 👀👀👀 it's got a be Gavin!

jupitahjre

OUUUUU SHIT !! IM A LIL ANXIOUS BUT HELLA EXCITED MANEEE🫣🫣

Aubrey Aguilar

OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS VIDEO!!!! I CANT WAIT TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS KINDA HOPING ITS OLLIE!!<33 also love your videos keep up the amazing work<3

Shelbey W

Omg GUUUUUUY 😍

oneliza

IMMA JUST GO 🍕🍕

mylooo

FINALLY😩😩😩😩😩😩

mylooo

SOON HOW SOON SOON WHEN

lotus

digiorno pussy got me acting unwise

lotus

also i need to be shot like ol yeller

Ollie

Yall it's pizza guy. My darling boi. But if it were to be someone else. Gavin is the one person I can think of that 1)has pink text that occasionally looks like that, and 2)in the HBS vid of him, he said he occasionally subs for FL. Or maybe Ollie (Thats one of my nicknames. And that's one of the reasons I love him🥰🥰) bcuz he also had that color pink for the sleep audio

Empress Arcana

Welp, just before this update, I just ordered a pizza, too. 😳 🍕 ~Perfect timing~

Frose

YESSS....YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

ReplayCamera2 Chloe

Patiently waiting to see which memes Guy manages to wiggle into this one

atlas

as you should

Room Temp IQ

Everyone in the comments after posted: Its entirely possible * interset character name here* Erik: fighting for his life to edit the post to say (Pizza) before Guy

bunny

brb acting up

Fenwicke

This fiasco has enlightened me to the fact that collectively we all share one braincell, but Erik is the one with permanent custody of it

Rebecca🎧

Fuck me runninnngggggggg

ohno

The scream I scrumpt reading this sentence 😭

ohno

Down horrendous if the script has Erik's name on it let's be real 🥴

Bubs

Same !

Syn Unknown

it's a good shade of pink tho.

Metagirl0201

It’s not delivery, it’s DiPorno /j

Andrea Hernandez

most likely! but it’s a fun thought to think it could be Ollie

Lovely Deviant Alyssa

Oh my! ❤️‍🔥😍🍕 Well, this certainly made me grin, hahaha! Two Guy audios upcoming, in one month!? 🤯😍🥳 This is such a gift, haha!! My night has officially been made so much brighter! Needless to say... I am VERY much looking forward to this! Very exciting! And I'm lovin' all these thumbnail previews! They're so fun! 💖 (This thumbnail is GORGEOUS, by the way. As they all are, without fail!)

kaylah

WHAT

ratjams♡

LETS GOOOOOOO MY BOY❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Nikki 5¢

Pr-prerecorded edition 🧎I’m- wow yea okay very much looking forward to this /pos 🫢

Delimira.Audio

Well lookie here. It seems we are in for a treat! 😏

LucyM.

WHAAAAAAAAAT

Liv

OH MY GOD YES

Othello

Everyone loves a brat

sera(tonin)

duuude i love pizza guy!! so excited for this 😁

Northstar

Oh meh gawd, it’s obviously Quinn you guys! My prayers have been answered!

Dagger

That you made the magic city’s pizza delivery boi a character— amazing

—

OH ??? !!!

jaz

my fav brat

Your’s Truly

I’ve been wondering when I’d see my favorite pizza guy again, low and behold he walks right into my notifs and away with my heart

Tina

omfg I’m so excited

Becks

Ah time to take some pointers 😍

Amoxie

You need to be put on an open mic, that is comedy gold

Amoxie

I’m glad this one is prerecorded so mr.Redactedasmr can get a break instead of having to preform all of his audios live every time someone listens

RainyDay

This pizza guy better deliver himself to my house pronto, he can get here in less than 30 mins I'll still do him for free. Got that sausage and hot melty cheese on my mind. I may like pineapple on pizza but his eggplant is even better. Uhhh I think he'd agree that I'm the best topping he's ever had! Ok fuck thats all I got, these are foul 😂

Glitter Goblin

i like how half the comments are trying to guess who it is when it says it right there in the description i- 💀

Jameson

I love how pizza Guy has turned into a thing! And he's so awesome!🤣💜🍕

grxy

i love guy, i’m very much looking forward to this audio (and what vine references he can sneak into this)

RomanDay

Guy's sub moans are 🥳🥳

Lilith666

oh shii oh shiiiiiiiiii 🧍🧎

Lilith666

i cant with yall 😭😭

Lilith666

ok wait are we getting two 🍕 guy this month cuz the thumbnails are different 👀

Maariyaah

It looks like it yeah, we’re getting💤put to sleep💤and 😏PUT TO SLEEP😏

Shells

Felt but while many think it’s Guy I think it might be Ollie🤔 bc we recently got a Guy BA

Shells

I was also thinking Ollie bc we recently got a Guy BA too

Esbee

He took it so well last time, I'm not surprised he's tryna go for more servings 😈

moog

I was just listen to pizza boi last night YESSSS

Spookygirl26

I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY 🍕🔥

Mel

CoMiNg SoOn To A pAtReOn NeAr YoU .... THAT KILLED ME

Echo

Wow. Not what I was expecting at all but I'm not mad at it. Guy is a little shit and I love him. But don't you tell me that we don't get that promised audio of our elemental and incubus boys. You can't tease that shit and not deliver, sir. 👀 Are we getting both?

—

the one on the 13th? i don’t think that’s a bonus audio, but it should still be out tonight :’^)

arlo

heck yeah heck yeah heck yeah.

Clara Catlady

As a switch I am very much not mad about this

grxy

yeah so the Guy audio that we’re getting is a patreon exclusive, the audio with damien and huxley telling everyone they’re a couple is coming out on patreon today, tomorrow for everyone else

IamArchid

It's Saturday and I still can't tell whether I should read that text in Hudson's voice or a middle school boy pretending to go through puberty voice.