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Some forewarning on this one, while the listener (and their hardware) are referred to in gender neutral terms as usual, there are references to Guy wanting to be on the receiving end of sex with the listener. It's left ambiguous as to what would be used to do so, be that the listener's dick, a strap on, toy, fingers, etc, but for anyone whom that might make uncomfortable or dysphoric, please be mindful of that when deciding whether or not to listen to this particular audio all the way through.

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theSpooder

This recording gets really funny if you’re like me and imagine Guy’s partner listened to only like the first 3 min of this and then called Guy back, not knowing the full extent of this message~🤣

AceofSpades

...wow... just.... uh... add this to the list of "i'm returning to this"

AceofSpades

hey pebble, you good? i mean, me too, but- /lh

Markus

Service with a smile indeed

mono

guy just makes me sooo happy it makes my face hurt from smiling! it would be nice for a continuation of this with them reuniting ^^ great work as always though!

Hufflefxck

I love this stupid pizza guy, I love his stupid jokes and his little bratty attitude

Spectre01

But see while lasko is a sub, pizza guys a bratty sub so there's room for both lol

Almond Shy

'call me, immediately picks up my phone

Krista Wallace

Honey is watching this like with their hands crossed like Gendo Ikari, just thinking "when I get home, I am taking this mans ability to walk for a week."

sun the bun. (edited)

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2026-09-15 07:00 Dang no pressure, but I want a part 2 so baddd, ughh
2023-06-05 16:47 Damn no pressure, but I want a Honey version so baddd, ughh

Damn no pressure, but I want a Honey version so baddd, ughh

Jules13

If I ever got a video like that, I would be home soooo quick.

Jules13

List is getting really long. Like other things *wink*

Jules13

Also, Guy is really gone on Honey, that's so sweet 💖

Lukas Pukas

This man clearly has ADHD ok LMAO

Naniky

This should get a past\present follow up of Honey coming home hours before their supposed to and... putting him in his place 😏

Yeahs Hell

Pebble... if you have an ao3, feel free to drop that rn

just a pebble in a pond

Lol! I'm honored. I have actually been thinking about getting back into writing

RedWillow

38:04 every single one of us says this after Erik uploads one of these. 😳😅

Jules13

I just love relistening to this time and time again🤣🔥

Eli (Lio) ♡

i am agreeing u should make an ao3 i’d read everything u put out

Eli (Lio) ♡

honey has way more self control than me. i would’ve lost my job booking a flight back home asap

Dots

i just imagine honey standing up suddenly after getting this video and being like “well this has been fun but i actually have to go home, there’s an emergency” running out the door and calling guy like “you better be splayed out on that fucking bed when i get home, you’ve got 5 minutes.” and hanging up immediately after

Dots

AND OH MY GOD HIS LITTLE “call me” ILL DIE LISTEN. this kind of stuff doesn’t do anything but I LOVE GUY SO MUCH I LOVE ANYTHING HE DOES I WILL IN FACT BE CALLING HIM HOLY SHIT

Athena The Brave

Yeah no if I got this video, screw my job I'd be on the next plane home, I'd burst through the door and to the bed we'd go

Ajax_09

I’m still hoping for the continuation of this

seringat

hehe, can't wait to listen to it

Dolls- circus

Of course this had to be posted while I was at work! At least I’ll have a treat for when I get home

Lucy

yesssssssssssss

Othello

Aaahhhh, go the fuck to sleep Erik /lh

Liv

EXCITED TO LISTEN TO THIS AAA I love Guy so much <3

Yadira Guillen

ONLY A MIN IN N I LOVE IT SM ALREADY AHHHH <333

vittoria

Here comes the ✨boy!!✨ Hello ✨boy!!✨💖

Saniyah

Omg yess I just know this is gonna be perfection!!! <3

NaNa

erik……iTS THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN WTFFF

Kieeee

Been looking forward to this audio since you teased it, hell yeah 💙💙 however, do you ever sleep 😭😭

Lakota

BRO HIS SPEECH AT THE END GIMME GUY I WILL TREAT HIM SO WELL AND WIFE HIM THE FUCK UP

LunarArtz

ayo the pizza here

just a pebble in a pond

Why isn't this man real. Why can't I have have a whining needy submissive partner. WHERE IS THE CHAOTIC SWITCH THAT I NEED IN LIFE. Wonderful job Erik, 👏 you never miss

Echo

SIR 👀👀👀

SeaFair

Lord have mirthy 😩✋

Jak

Holy shit Erik, I just woke up

Chi

am i listening to this on a plane? yes. am i about to rip up this seat with my bare hands? absolutely-

Jameson

Oh, mercy Erik. Fuckin' killin' me, man.😫🧡

just a pebble in a pond

Almost done with my second listen through. God I want him so bad. I would take such good care of him

Origene

Welp, I know what I’m doing on my lunch break 😁 Also, I hope you can get a nap in today!💛

Helios Flame

Well now~ wasn't this a pleasant (heh) surprise to wake up to~ Thank you Erik!

Chi

chewing on plastic rn its so good 😭

Kaylyn

Not even a full two minutes in and this is already my favorite thing!! I love Guy's humor, "A big dick and a great ass!"

Jasmine Forrester

I’ve had to pause at least 20 times to get my composure and refrain from flinging my device across the room 🫠

Anthea the Tiefling

😳😳😳😳💥🤯☠ so, Guy really does...Deliver....also, if this is a preview of Sextember....we're all in trouble.

TaintedLily

I LOVE THE SOUNDS YOU ADDED IN THIS ONE LOVE MY NEEDY SUBMISSIVE BOI

Spookygirl26

OH MY DAYS 🔥I can’t even, perfection just perfection!

Nefrae

Ah the best Pizza Guy in town 😂

grxy

jesus fucking christ holy shit wow

L.L

The beginning was so dramatic I adore him 🤭. What a mood when a partner is away.

Vos

I’m gonna need that part 2 for when we get back home cause Guy just became one of my favorites now holy shit

konkrete

Well.. good morning to you, too Sir-

Esbee

Jesus Christ 30 seconds in and he's already being a gremlin 🤦🏽‍♀️ god I missed him 🥺 11:40 purrrrrrr 😈 He clearly intended for this to be a more bratty and teasing video, but his desire to be a good boy derailed that real quick. Edging himself without needing to be told, telling them who his mouth belongs to mmmmm, being able to come untouched as long as Honey's taking him there, wanting to lick it off the floor!!!! 🥵🥵🥵 Honey needs to come home and wreck him like he deserves 💖 Amazing audio, Guy always surprises me with how intense he gets. I'm glad we get the j/o sound effects again, haven't heard that in a while! And I love it's a common theme among the redacted bois that their SOs send them filthy pictures, as they should!

~MAC~

What a notification to wake up to lol

Kaylyn

Oh yeah Guy is my new favorite. Where can I uh... Where can I get a guy like Guy? Anybody know because I would love one.

ChocolateMama

i was having a REALLY shitty start to my day but this just made everything so much better wow happy thursday to me

konkrete

Ain't that the truth🙏

Syn Unknown

Go to sleep man! Also uh. thx. 🤭

Rebecca🎧

The MFN SOUNDS??? Yesssssssssssssssssss my auralism heart is freed of its cage.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I likey likey

Lilith666

its night time, lets goooo babeee (okay maybe after i finish time stamping the HYP video) also, this posting time... you didnt sleep did you Erik 😒😒

LucyM.

This comment is gold because it is exactly how I feel at this right moment lol 🤣

Green Blue

OH. Uhmmmm. Sounds now. OK 🫣

heather

this is perfect

Glitter Goblin

AY YO there havent been sound effects for anything other than mouth stuff for ages, are more sound effects gonna be incorporated into future spicy audios? cos im not mad at it 👌 also i love Guy so much, he kinda reminds me of my partners goofy ass

EireiKat

*hums* "Come here boy, oh Come here.... boy..."

VonBunny87

Ummm I wasn't ready for the sound effects!!! Is this gonna be a new thing because I'm here for it!

Bonnie

I just told my boss I was going to have my headphones in for about an hour to get some important paperwork done *cough*

Dawn

At first, I was all, "he's adorable and goofy and--" and then I just stopped fuckin' breathing for a bit there. Good morning? Best morning? I need a minute to find my chill again...

Lilith666

not me wondering how this boy sends me a 40 minute video and how was i able to download it onto my phone and no im not downloading this onto my company laptop 😭😭

Evangeline

This was so spicy omg… I’m floored by those sound effects um…

Kate

This was so sexy and so sweet! The crack about delivering to the other side of the freeway had me cackling and by the end I was misty eyed. Guy is a sweetheart. An absolute gremlin for sure, but a bonafide snookums sweetheart.

☆•RedRiot•☆

We just went into it huh 😳😳😳 good God!! Guy has become a favorite for sure. He's so goofy and never fails to make me laugh at his dumb jokes, but that's why I love him ❤️ THE SOUND EFFECTS!!! I uh.... yea I need a min to collect myself after this 😩😩❤️

Lilith666

okay I finished, pun intended😏 you wanna know my thoughts at the end of this? fuck you Erik. (this is a loving comment ❤️) also i was caught off guard by the sound effects but I LOVE IT, it makes your nsfw audios even more immersible

KMD

This might be one of my faves tbh. Its surprisingly sweet for a BA, it reminded me of why i like the Milo and Gav Confession ones so much. I'm a Milo simp first and a person second etc etc but between this and the upcoming sleep aid (...Doubt. Doubt he will be helpful lmao), Guy's becoming a threat!!!

Schmerbs

This was so crazy hot, good lord. Ramblefaps are not usually my jam, but the needy subby desperation was so fuckin' choice.

Cinnamon Sugar

Um. Fuck. My. Life. I….I…..I can’t. I can’t. The sound effects? Omfg I clutched my desk. The ASMR had my head so fucking buzzed and furry that when Guy started talking about licking Honey off the fucking floor, I think I felt my soul leave my gottdam body. I usually try to avoid cussing up a storm in these comments but…. Jesus. I think my thighs are still shaking. And I wasn’t even acting on it, but like…. fffffffuuuuuuuck. This one just hit different with the carnal, animalistic neeeeed. I legit started sweating. And yes, by no means is the lead up to the sexy stuff being written off here; the chuckles the fucking with getting the camera set up, that was Mint. Teasing about wanting Honey to come home, but also not guilting them for being away, that healthy dynamic is not lost on me. Actually, I think it makes the debauchery punch that much deeper. Starting from such a safe place to slide into the dark, throbbing, web of pleasure and unspoken, grinding desire. I’m gonna comment more, I’m sure, but I need a min to congeal my melted psyche back into shape, relisten to the audio (again, and, well, again and again) and form more thoughts and less groaning, finger flexing mental orgasms. Or to summarize: Fuck. Yes. Please. Thank you. Omg. Brb. 💀

Cinnamon Sugar

Right? I fucking ate my knuckles and kicked the drywall. And imma do it again later too.

Cinnamon Sugar

This is facts. I started speaking in tongues.

Cinnamon Sugar

Same. I don’t have enough dirty words to expel the thing that possessed my body during this audio.

Cinnamon Sugar

Mmmm Milo. His HBS audio made me squirm and Google the patron Saint of desperately unsatiated submissive girls who are dying to scream Milo’s name so loud they hear it back in Dalia. (Turns out there isn’t one). I kind of think this Guy audio encapsulates my entire mood towards Milo. Freaking.turn.me.out. Please. Sir.

KMD

Omg Milo's HBS vid this year was an All Timer for sure. Probably my absolute favourite of the hotter audios on the channel tbh.

KMD

OH Erik btw I can't believe you dropped this at like, 7 AM. Literally woke up like, "oh? Whats this?...OH RIGHT. Fuck-" King menace shit. Can't believe it. My aura, my vibes, my energy, all off all morning lmao

Ryanami

not erik letting guy slut us out at 7 in the morning?? hello? 🙊

Lilian 726

I may or may not be praying for a part 2 to this Holy god I think this is my new favoritE-

vittoria

Guy: come home and put your boy in his place Honey: 👁️👄👁️ Fuck the business trip! I'm off! 🏃‍♀️

BeercanEggsnCheese

What a brat! Imagine listening to this after having a few drinks with your business partners, only to find yourself cracking up and incredibly disturbed by the sudden arousal? Couldn’t decide whether this warranted a reward or punishment. Guess you can blur the lines a little 🥵☺️😳 Amaze 🤌

Red

the sounds 🙌🙌

JadentheEnby

The sound effects omg 😍😍

arlo

I uh wow yeah that was… uh really great. More than really great tbh, but I’m a little speechless. 😳 10/10 though whew Guy is a treat. And I’m so glad he knows he’s a menace. 😂

Kale

Guy has a point, career progression is the real fantasy here 😔🫶

RainyDay

I'm literally in a tent in the woods, draining my phone battery and clinging to a scrap of cell signal to listen to this and FUCK was it worth it. I said so on Flyboi's BA but I'll say it again, the remote/phone sex dynamic blows me off my feet every time and woooooo boy did this one get me! God something about the thought of someone wanting and missing me so bad they send something like this to me just sets everything in my body on fire. And Guy's special touch really sets this one apart. The way he laughs and teases throughout, and his sweet words to Honey just infuse such a feeling of love and fondness through the whole thing. Also uh big fan of the extra sound effects, I wasnt expecting it and my eyeballs literally rolled back in my head so. Yeah love that 🥴

e.k.

this was so hot OH MY LORD the chuckles had me swooning

just a pebble in a pond

This comment says things I couldn't figure how to word. Literally everything about this comment 🤌

Cinnamon Sugar

“I got it all the way up on my fuckin neck” Sir, did you hear how long and hard that nut was? Yeah, you ought to check the wall behind you.

Lilith666

it was such a Guy move to blow us kisses 😏😏

David

Guy has quickly become one of my favorite bois. I personally welcome the headcanon that he has the best ass out of all of the boys

0peppermint0

HOOOOOOOOOOOO boy, I wasn't prepared. That was great 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

kampyre

I usually put these audios on and listen to them while drawing or focusing on other things but near the end 😳 fuck those were some really nice sounds 💕

SebCastellanYES

Ok. First of all. “…..bing!” I fucking DIED. Guy could make Gavin blush holeeeeshyeeeet. Big dick energy whatever. Big desperate amazing switch SLUT energy FTW. That orgasm tho. My face probably looked like I was seeing god. Someone give this guy an award. And a towel. 1000000000/10. Plot twist at the end of the video, Honey kicks down the door and tackles him.

Glitter Goblin

im glad im not the only one who listens to spicy audios like its a podcast, i listened to this while folding laundry LMAO

Glitter Goblin

i love how every time he says your not here it more and more goes from a teasing "hehehe youre not here 😈" to a sad lonely "youre not here 🥺"

Lilian 726

Now I’m imagining a blushing Gavin and I 👀

Cinnamon Sugar

Honey kicks down the door like the Kool-aid man 😂😂😂

SebCastellanYES

Now I’m imagining Gavin and Guy in a classic “does this pizza come with sausage” porn scenario. And when Honey busts the door down it’s Guy that yells “OH YEAH” 😂

sara

time stamp i beg u

Cypher

Stay out of the splash zone Y’all 😭

vittoria

41:20 🍕✨

Casualmonster

Pizza guy is a whole friggin sexy saga 🥵 I thought Lasko was my fav sub and while he is #1... guy is like 1.5. Its so close i could faint. The theme of sexy recordings inside a sexy asmr is a good one I gotta admit.

Delimira.Audio

*New message: 1 Video* Starts video…😳 “Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit!” “Excuse me, waiter, I’ll need this to go! I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to leave, right now, and demolish every fucking inch of my boyfriend. Y’all can get me caught up on the two days when I get back. Bye!” *calls Guy* “Hang on, Luscious! I’m coming home!” Lmao.🤣 But seriously, Guy is a freaking blessing! He steals your heart and is such an amazing character!❤️

Ren

I wish listener would surprise him. Like they would arrive two or one day early. Waiting for Guy to arrive home and all of the toys needed for the punishment are laid out 😌

S

So we've had this and the voicemail one... phone sex edition when..?

Ren

Lmao this is just too funny

just a pebble in a pond

I know that he's described as wearing boxers, but I really like imaging that when he takes his clothes off, he's actually wearing a pair of feminine lingerie underwear.

just a pebble in a pond

I want my hands running all over his body. Feeling the heat of his skin, kissing every inch of him. Running my tongue from just below his navel up to his chest. Kissing his neck while I straddle him and pin his hands down with my own. Feeling his chest shudder and hear him gasp when I suddenly bite down hard on his neck. Leaving marks all over his upper body, gently licking and kissing them after making each one.

just a pebble in a pond

All the while I'm slowly rotating my hips, just barely brushing the bulge that is straining against the pretty pink lace. Him whimpering under me, whispered pleading coming out in between pants and moans. Me, smiling down at him. My only response being hushed laughter and the occasional praise, complimenting "my pretty little pet".

Carmilla Dragyns

I don't know why, but I fall in love with Guy more and more when I listen to his audios. Also, this one was posted the day before my birthday (August 19th was my birthday! XD)

Samantha Preciado

there’s GOTTA be a part 2 to this. this was sooooo goooooooood

t4llhum4n

...so I may have just discovered something about myself

thespacebetweenmystars

"i figured i'd record you a little something" my dude. my guy (lol). my BOYFRIEND IN CHRIST. THIS IS FORTY-TWO MINUTES LONG.