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hello and weclome to the premiere (and perhaps finale) episode of Reductive ASMR, a lil series where i put your claims that you would 'listen to me talk softly about anything' to the test. first up, Mario Kart 8 maps.

if i make more of these, they'll only ever be in addition to my regular twice-a-week normal stuff rather than as a replacement of any of that, so no worries there, this is just a little something i wanted to make after an impromptu mini-rant about mario kart 8 maps. if you want a (fairly) relaxed ramble audio from me, this one's for you.

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Reductive ASMR | i rank every map in mario kart 8 but it's a soft spoken ramble audio

oops --- hello and weclome to the premiere (and perhaps finale) episode of Reductive ASMR, a lil series where i put your claims that you would 'listen to me talk softly about anything' to the test. first up, Mario Kart 8 maps. if i make more of these, they'll only ever be in addition to my regular twice-a-week normal stuff rather than as a replacement of any of that, so no worries there, this is just a little something i wanted to make after an impromptu mini-rant about mario kart 8 maps. if you want a (fairly) relaxed ramble audio from me, this one's for you. --- written and recorded by yours truly Patreon (vote in polls, get credited in videos, get early access, get bonus audios, and more): https://www.patreon.com/redactedasmr Paypal (if you're more of the one-time-tip kinda friendo [i'll put your (first) name in the end of the next video, just let me know if you wanna stay anonymous!]): https://paypal.me/redactedrecords Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/redacted-asmr-apparel This original content has been created exclusively for this YouTube channel. No permission for this copywritten audio to be distributed, copied, shared, or plagiarized is granted to any person, organization, or entity.

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juli

i am literally so happy rn, ramble away good sir!!

Julienne Gonzales

Erik playing Mario Kart 8 and talking softly on a rainy morning? Sign me up 💖😌 literally the best and snuggliest voice ever!

HisbabyPebble

This is such a wholesome existence in my life now thank you

PinkBoss Music

For some reason my brain autocorrected Reductive to Reproductive and I was scared of what I would find

Shannon Bining

I think you proved that we'd listen to you talk softly about anything with the paperwork video

Dagger

I read “and perhaps finale” and almost threw up, bruh. Thought you were quitting the scene 😱 Don’t scare the sentence-skimmers like that!

Boo

starting my morning with a coffee abd some mario kart 8 map tierlists lets go

Fenwicke

Seeing this just made me realize what time it is, it's late o'clock and I work tomorrow. But hey, now I have something to lull me to sleep!

heather

erik i would listen to you talk about anything for hours

Frenchie

this 💛🙌🤭

ohana

LET’S GOOOOOO i’m so excited for this :’)

Nikki 5¢

Agh omg I’m so excited to watch this !! Just seeing this post alone made me happy lmao we love a soft rant about anything and everything !

lotus

this is about to motivate me to finish my case studies, thank you so much!

Empress Arcana

Yay, you really did it! I am looking forward to watching after I finish work! Also, I absolutely love the lighting/backdrop, it’s perfect. ✨

Red

This looks awesome, thank you! Your rambles are so relaxing :)

Bonnie

I have very little knowledge of what you're talking about, but I dig it (both because I love hearing people talking about things they love, and also I could listen to you reading a list of every one of my flaws, and I'd still bliss out).

Mimble

I love how you're challenging us to listen to you ramble on about anything for an hour when the Ollie Scythe audio, which is 4 minutes shy of an hour, exists.

Flying Icarus

YESSS!!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH Erik 💜 You just made my day! 🔥 I hope there's more of this in the future! ✨️

ohno

I've never been so excited to listen to someone ramble

Ryanami

the word "tier list" gives me war flashbacks

☆•RedRiot•☆

Ooo man the low lighting and Erik just soft speaking in my ear about something he's passionate about? Uh yes please! *pulls hoodie over* 😌❤️❤️

Litlkim

We can do Star Trek, Bionicles...so many options! 🎉

sera(tonin)

omg this is amazing!!! i cant wait to watch this later :0000

ohno

It's not even just your voice, like, the way it sounds, your whole....aura? Vibe? Idk, you just come off as so genuine and safe to be around. It might be easy to gloss over how so many people are picking up on *so many* of the microscopic details of things in each of your audios and characters, but there are! Even the worst of people/characters are handled in careful ways. I have no idea who you are, obviously, but it feels like so much of "you" is in every character you've created. Your writing and voice acting talent is incredible, of course, you're super creative, and you've made such a fleshed out and immersive world just with your voice and some background noise, it's unreal- but it's the way things are written, and the way *you choose* to write them, that does the absolute most for how everyone here seems to perceive you, myself included. So many VAs and writers with similar themes (especially supernatural stuff, especially especially concerning werewolves and vampires) turn needlessly aggressive, abusive and gross. These characters have certainly had their moments, Vincent comes to mind, as does David, with their introductions, but you've never thrown your hands up like "Well, that's who they are, it is what it is". Their decisions are explained, without making excuses, they communicate in healthy ways (even cutie and geordi are a good example of communication...mostly on geordi's end lol) I could write dissertations on why you're as loved as you are just for the way you tell stories, but this is long enough 😭💖 we really are that infatuated with your energy, sir!! You deserve all of the appreciation and then some. Thank you for being an example for others in this corner of the internet, and a safe place for the rest of us who visit it

Stephanie

This feels like the opposite of a relaxing topic for me because I get the rage at Kart but sure we’ll see.

jk

Now this is the good shit

Chaotic

Listening to this at work to keep me sane. Having a good day now. This is amazing!!!

madds

lmao i knew you would post this since you talked about on the podcast

Shelbey W

After hearing you mention about this on the podcast I was hoping you would post something like this!! 🥰 I cant wait to listen it!

ReplayCamera2 Chloe

After listening to your rant on Mario Kart rankings on the last episode of the podcast, this very much has “fine, I’ll do it myself” energy.

Glitter Goblin

see, you vexatiously say "putting your i could listen to him ramble softly about anything to the test" but here i am like the screaming spongebob meme like YES I FUCKING LOVE SILLY SOFT RAMBLES, I WANT TO FUCKING LISTEN TO ANYTHING ANYONE WITH A PLEASANT VOICE HAS TO SAY FOR LITERAL HOURS WHILE I PLAY VIDEO GAMES OR DO LAUNDRY

Glitter Goblin

((also funny you mentioned Breath of the Wild as for the better part of an hour of this video i was playing BOTW loosing my mind trying to find one of the DLC treasure chests before realizing the hint was shit and i was looking in the wrong place))

Liv

I am so excited to listen to Erik ramble for over an hour omg🤭 I love this sm

CaperBelle Audios 💘

Your lighting looks amazing by the way! Loving the Redacted colours!❤️🦋x

Eleneri

This. 100% this. I agree with everything you just said so beautifully and thoroughly.

Cy Palmer

See, he put that out there as a joke but it’ll be perfect background noise as I do work

Frenchie

*extends hands to receive more softspoken rants* I don’t even game, but I will declare right here and now that this and this alone was worth my Patreon subscription.

Frenchie

Also, the fuckin thumbnail is adorable

Kale

I’ve been looking forward to this since the last podcast

Rinzler

Knocked me out so hard last night lol You should do one on Star Trek. I long to understand the hype.

Othello

Alright, so that knocked me tf out /pos

Seashelbell

Have I ever played Mario Kart 8? Nope. Did I enjoy every second nonetheless? Absolutely.

Lilith666

was not expecting a video drop but im glad i checked my patreon, imma enjoy the foreseeable rant with my lunch 😂😂

Yadira Guillen

erik, have you ever thought of doing asmr? omg you’d be great haha

SaraJSweetheart

I've NEVER played Mario Kart, yet, I listened to this AND greatly enjoyed it/was relaxed by it. What is this POWER you have?? Are you SURE youre not a voice demon from another plain sent to seduce us with silky smooth asmr??? (Don't worry, your secret identity is safe with me! But remember, with GREAT power, comes GREAT Redactability...)

Lovely Deviant Alyssa

Patreon is being glitchy, and won't allow me to post my full comment, for some reason... But suffice it to say: This was awesome! I loved every minute of it 💖 It was so relaxing and fun! Thank you so much for creating it, and sharing it with us 🥰