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a menace is never late, nor is he early. he arrives precisely when he means to.

finally starting to feel normal again, so this was a lot of fun to make. i imagine you can tell hehehe. hope you enjoy!

the youtube version, if you prefer:

https://youtu.be/oVM1Bpo-jrA

and the file and transcript have been added to the Redacted Records Index: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cjI2pFhYWIaRxP7VI1fmKAsz6V4G3OWVV_0sUc08qlo/edit?usp=sharing

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Mimble

Hewll ye! I'm glad you're feeling better. 💃🏽✨️

Pipers

YES❤️🤩

EmSterling93

So glad you're starting to feel more Erik-y! ❤️

Gemmyrose

Happy to hear you're improving, boi. I hope you're back to 100% soon!

DormiensChas

It's definitely showing that you're feeling better!!! This audio is fun so far!!! I love it.

SketchArtAnimeGal

I cannot with the LOTR reference 🤣 I was just watching the extended editions last week.

Litlkim

The gremlin laugh and the “it’s my hoodie now ehhh 😛” lmao! I did predict a lot of “owwws” 🤣 So glad you’re feeling better. We can hear it in your laughter 💜

Rose Lacey

Guy, give me back my Gryffindor hoodie!!

Rachel_Maybe

Yes my favorite pizza guy has returned!! Glad you're starting to feel better! 😊

ratjams♡

GUYYYYYY THE LOML😩🧡🧡🧡🧡

Taylor

He’s so god damn adorable!!🥰

Refuge DayDream

The "I am a lowly page" sent me omfg - call to the podcast we love to see it. xD Very good stuff

Shana

Omg Guy! The chaotic man himself! I love the reverse roles here, we got Angel stealing David's hoodie and now Guy Stealing Honey's hoodie, Love to see it! And Glad to hear that it's starting to feel normal again for you :)

M.B.

Omg my face is HURTING from how big a smile this audio got from me, the whole time I was listening ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

lotus

glad youre feeling better! this was so much fun :] have a good week !

Scott

Thank you! After the day I have had this was the best way for me to unwind and de-stress. You are absolutely amazing! I'm glad you're feeling better.

Flying Icarus

15:04 "You feel things deep and that's not a bad thing". That's the best thing I've heard someone telling me in a long time, even if it's a fictional character, still feels good to hear. I'm a sensitive person and people seem to never understand it and I always feel out of place and time for not being able to be more cold and tough, I'm just soft and sensitive and I am happy some people do appreciate that characteristic in others, I hope there's people like the pizza guy who are kind and sweet and understand that type of characteristic in others. 😊 I loved the audio, guy is so cute and funny, his romance style sometimes reminds me of myself.

Kale

I love that honey is always ready to fight

Angelixia

OH AM RUNNING HOLD UP—

Amberyartsy

"You knew that when you hitched your wagon to this trainwreck" sounds like me to my online friends (if any of them see this, hi, I love you, I'm mostly (not) sorry)<3 Guy is a whole mood.

Rinzler

So glad you're starting to feel like yourself again! Sweet, wonderful Guy is perfect as always ❤️

Char

Guy is a menace and it brings me joy

toeknee

in a way, guy and honey give me david and angel vibes but they’re so different at the same time and this is so lovely to listen to after such a long day and tiring dayyy

Tay

This was so much fun omg

Rachel_Maybe

"A mere waif, a lowly page wielded by an imperious lord!" Loving the podcast references. 😂 This video was so good for my heart 😂 Guy's laugh brings me life.

TJ!

the way guy’s personality matches my boyfriend’s almost completely is so funny but heartwarming 🥺

Nefrae

A lowly page 😂 and his mere fabric

Green Blue

At the exact moment he said “SWWWWWWATHHH of fabric” I realized he became my favorite boi. Edit: DENNYS IM CRYING BYE 👋

MikaPanda

This has to be my new favorite audio xD Guy is so freaking adorable!

RainyDay

aaaah the grin i had on my face the whole time!!! i love this and i'm so glad you're feeling better again :)

mars

With that vocabulary I now headcannon that Guy's an aspiring writer working the pizza delivery gig til he gets published. The dork probably writes ya/scifi/fantasy maybe even junior fiction along the lines of PJO or Sabriel. Honey reads all his work and is deadpan the entire time and that makes him nervous so he cracks jokes about it but they just give him "shut the fuck up I'm reading" looks over the laptop. Then in the most sincere, simple, honest way, they tell him it's "good". Coming from anyone else he'd be unsure, think that was them trying to soften the blow, avoid telling him he's not good enough to save his feelings, but coming from Honey he knows they mean it. They think he is good. That immediately kicks him into some excited ramble about his ideas for the story and where it's going next and the characters and the plot. Honey rolls their eyes and sighs but on the inside they are so, so proud.

Origene

“A mere waif” Oh Lulu nooo! He’s so great 😂 I’m glad you’re starting to feel better! 💛

Nikki 5¢

Ahh Guy never fails to bring a smile to my face (and a palm bc boy oh boy the things that man says haha) Glad to hear you’re feeling better !! 💙

Maariyaah

Guy will always have a pizza my heart🥰

highkeymika

the "lowly paige" SENT ME you can't just be reminding me of bits from the podcast without prior warning- (also Guy makes me smile so frickin much , I love this man🫶🫶🫶)

Spiny Dogfish

So happy to hear you're feeling a bit better!! I love Guy so much, he's such a gremlin and I love how his partner is more of a tsundere. All around great audio!

Sugarcwisp

The little "huh?" In the begging has me CACKLING

Sol

He’s back! My beloved! He’s such a DORK and I LOVE him so much!

EmSterling93

Oh my god I love him 🥺❤️

carlos

Need Guy like I need oxygen 😩

Melinoe

someone play the guy and david audios at the same time i bet they line up

Shauna

Your giggles are straight ear-gasms for me! LOVE!!!

CiCisaurus

Playful banter in relationships are the best. My heart is so full right now. ❤️

Katrina

This audio is amazing! 😆 I love it lol. His "What.... uh... no?" Had me crying 🤣

SebCastellanYES

Bless you for gifting us with Guy, who is mischief incarnate.

Emmy

I wish Patreon had better audio controls because I’ve been listening to this basically on a loop since it came out, cause this girlie needs the serotonin 😭😅

Makayla Benson

I just 😂😂he is hilariously funny and amusing