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oops another Guy Bonus Audio, whatever will we do?

Note: the listener (and their hardware) are referred to in gender neutral terms as usual, but there are references to Guy having previously been on the receiving end of anal sex with the listener, and it being a fairly common thing for them to do as a couple, though it's left ambiguous as to what has been used to do so in those past situations, be that the listener's dick, a strap on, toy, fingers, etc. In this particular audio, the listener gives Guy a prostate stimulating toy (and helps put it in) that Guy then uses while fucking the listener, during which he talks about how it feels like getting fucked and fucking them simultaneously.

Also: I'm not trying to overuse this character or anything; don't get me wrong, I love magical shit, I love pulling voices, but sometimes, it's really nice to just do something simple. There were two other plans for what I would do this month for the Bonus Audio and neither of them were working out, so we're going with a tried and true instead. I hope you guys enjoy.

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Rocket

GUY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

maraezu

YAAAAYY🫶🫶

Guls TeaCeremony

Guuuuuuy, my boi! What else could make the day better?

Alex

OH MY GD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Anya

GUY!!! My baby!!!!🤩

Anya Moody

I CLICK SO FAST WHEN THIS POPPED UP!!😅

seer

I KNEW IT! MY INTUITION

Eevee S

I guess the slow burn is not hot enough

katzic

AHHHH

Aceplayer

Dont worry. I will never be sad about a repeat character in a bonus audio

Anya

No no you’re not overusing him! His personality is gold!!! Witty, sweet, smartass! Gimme more 🥰

Star

I’ll never ever complain about too much of any character, especially Guy❣️

chia

LETS GO

Mands

AYOOOO bless Guy and Honey✨✨✨

HeadsorTailors

We would never be disappointed with Guy! He's literally the best and such a nice lil break from the drama in all the supernatural timelines 😤👏💜

Katie

I think many of us can relate to Guy lol

kousenjuu

aaaaaayyyyyyyyy leggoooooooooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥

chanel

As a tsundere femdom, I promise you’re not overusing Guy 😌 keep doing what you're doing boo

vittoria

The filler character to main character pipeline that Guy has achieved is amazing! 🤣 Can't wait to listen!!

Ion_Shark

Love pizza for lunch ✨✨

yani

yo let's GOOOOOOO

AceofSpades

listen, "overuse" and "guy" do not belong together in this sentence. if anything, he is not used enough, i can't get enough of him

chanel

Me listening to Guy talk about whatever tf DIV is: I like your funny words magic man! 😃

Shelbey W

Overuse guy doesn't exist Everyone I talk to about him absolutely adores guy! It's never a bad day when there's a new guy video 🥰

Angelixia

Ah yes, my chaos-incarnate gremlin 😏💖

Ray

RAAAHHHH YEAAAAA

Akira Ghost Fox

Oh sweet! I honestly don't see it as being a bad thing at all if did it this way Erik. It shall be very amazing listen for sure from what sounds like .:3 ♡

M.alexus

It's the love of my life, my favorite chaos gremlin

Amoxie

i have Been wAiting for another Long bonus auDio

Bonnie

Honestly, you could post all Guy all the time and I still wouldn't call that overusing him. Guy's so much fun to listen to, and you seem like you have a lot of fun voicing him

Melissa Lou

I wonder what those letters spell out

Dagger

Hope Guy delivers pizza to the other characters again~ He’s a great easter egg!

Eikku

Huh? No such a thing than overusing him. We love guy! <3

Wren

No. Moist is way worse than the word flesh. You are simply incorrect sir.

Erin Stone

The blood hound gang?!?!?! How do i suddenly feel old ☠️

Origene

Syn was right, you’re giving Guy SO much power 🤣🤣

Litlkim

One cannot hear “delicate waif” w/o thinking of Lulu 😊

~MAC~

LMFAOO you're not wrong though 😂😂😂

~MAC~

MOXIE PLS SJFHSJRJAJ

bunny

guy my BELOVEDDDD

Emmy

Justice for the 43% of us psychos who voted for guy over David 🤝😅

Syn Unknown

Okay hear me out. After Avior, every audio from then on is just Guy. He'll be our Pizza Guy on a Bagel. ^^

Liz

Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor

CherryVom

Plz don’t feel guilty abt using Guy a lot, he’s literally one of my favs of ur characters! Goofball dork cuteypie~

Ren

OH MY GHAAAAAAD ILL LISTEN TO THIS AT NIGHT BC I HAVE TRAINING BUT OMYGHAAAAAAD IM SO EXCITEEEED MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nyriis

Watch me complain about more Guy

L.L

Guy 🥰 edit: the mention of armada had me in stitches 🤭

AceOnYourCase

I will never be disappointed for more Guy audios, so I have no idea what you mean by overuse.

Glitter Goblin

i would never be so ungrateful to be disappointed seeing more Guy 👏😔✨🍕💖

Eden's Rogue

The bloodhound gang reference.... Absolutely solid!!

Asher

I will never complain about getting too many of any of the characters!!!! This was amazing :-) I live how dorky he always is lol

Origene

Okay, but Pizza Bagels fuckin slap

t4llhum4n

And yet again I find myself experiencing some self-discovery during a Guy audio :D

Tech

I’ve been hoping for a Bonus Guy Audio for a lil minute so believe me I’m never going to be mad about it

Icecream4depression

Yeeeeeesss. His gremlin laugh is the best. So fucking cuuuute.

RainyDay

EEEEEEEE ITS GUY! Can't wait to get home and enjoy 😁🍕

Ryder

The little hehe in the beginning is so cute 🥺

just a pebble in a pond

If you had thought we would be disappointed or let down for "overusing" Guy, I hope you weren't holding your breath /lh 🧎‍♂️Guy Supremacy🧎‍♂️

dex

LETS FUCKING GO HOLY SHIT YEEEEESSSS

Lea_Moonlight301

1. Don't feel bad for using a non magical character!! We love Guy!! This is a funny and sexy time!! And it sounds like you're having a blast! That's all that matter to me and I bet others too! And part 2 doesn't this feel like the calm before the storm? Like a fun, sweet time before the most heart breaking shit yet....I'm scared for tomorrow...

Baby Miracle

Ok so I know now this is not what you said but in the beginning I thought you meant BloodRayne the vampire game from 2002 on Xbox.

Nightshade1217

I feel like this is the calm before the storm Also don't feel bad we love all your characters the non magics need their spotlight too 😉

Emmy

I feel like 🍕✨The Forty-Three✨🍕 should have a tshirt

NaNa

Hm yes three B.A’s for the parody character within a year 🙂

Mimble

Listen, I'm always down for more Guy. You ain't overusing NOTHIN. 😌

Heather

When I saw it was guy I was straight up blushing, giggling kicking my feet and twirling my hair, and I was not disappointed this was so good! He cannot be overused, he is such a good character

dex

MOXIE LMFAO

Green Blue

Erik never explain why you use guy. We love guy. He LITERALLY beat Vincent in the March Redactedness this year. Gimmie da ‘za man.

Caleigh Sosa

There is absolutely no such thing as too much Guy, maybe I’m biased because he is my favorite but he’s like the best gremlin lovable goof. He is literally the best ♥️

PrincessTakami

I remember when Guy was just a background character delivering pizza to Asher & Baaabe. And look at him now! 😂 Magical plot points or not, you produce nothing less than binge-worthy content and there's no such thing as "overuse" in Redactedverse. Guy is a treat, and I'm glad you brought him into the spotlight!

Hanna

godd he's so cuuute😭😭

dex

did i hear a reference to the poem ozymandias or am i crazy .

Baby Miracle

I was like goddamn my boy got taste lol

Icecream4depression

It’s been so many years since I’ve thought of that song. 💀

Lexie

tried and true for the win, fuckin love guy and honey

just a pebble in a pond

Been listening and immediately repeating since it dropped. Erik should do baseball or archery or smth cause he never fucking misses

Tech

Ya Fr tho this is def in my like hypothetical top three list of Bonus audios

girlwithheadphones18

erick: sorry everyone i dont mean to overuse guy or anything i - us: we’re getting another 🕺🗣️📢🚨 pizza guy audio🧎😩🥵🙏🏼🍕

CocoBear

I love how he’s made Guy a whole character ❤️🍕

LivingDeadB0y

You have no idea just how much I love and value Guy, he's definitely one of my favorites (although it's so hard to put my boys against each other!!)

theSpooder

Stop taking my fuckin hoodie, sir. Get ready for your reckoning! 😈 (Also, Erik- babushka- we love all that you do, no need to apologize to us 🥰)

Nerdie_Redhead

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who recognized it🙏

Lina Mellbo Cedermyr

Guy better know how to crack a safe, because I'm getting one just for that hoodie 🤣

Carmilla Dragyns

At the end, I couldn't help but think "I have the remote to the toy that is still in you, dear one. I could make you lose it all night long, should you push the envelope too far." 😈 But in all fairness, you do not need to apologize, at all, Erik! We are still blessed with your gifts of your wonderful art, so none of us are complaining. If someone is, they are lying to themselves!

Lynni V.

Hooooly fuck. That was unexpectedly extremely hot.

just a pebble in a pond

No I heard it too. And bryan cranston's voice starts blasting in my ears out of nowhere, max volume, deep base, surround sound, and the heavy thumping in the background of the audio every fucking time I hear it

Kennedy

NOO I CANNOT LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW BUT THE MOMENT I GET HOME I GET OUR BABY AND SWEETHEART ahhhhhhhhhh ❣️❣️

Schmerbs

I am CONCRETELY in camp "no such thing as too much Guy"...

beck

bruh, don't get me wrong, Guy is not my fave, but that was 👌👌🔥🔥

Echo

I love Guy so much, he is a tried and true for me, never worry about overusing him.

thespacebetweenmystars

ok sorry i'm only like 15 minutes in and the audio is really hot of course BUT i just wanna quickly make everyone aware that we just got canonical confirmation that Drew Gooden exists in this world. let that sink in. please, it's been waiting at the door for hours. ok now that this absolute comedy gold is out of the way, back to being horny.

thespacebetweenmystars

i'm sorry the NOISES???? while Honey is "multitasking"??? i didnt even know stuff like that affects me SO much until... well, until the first time you put something like that in, which i think was the previous Guy audio? but now that i do know i hereby ask, nay, BEG you to include some of those ✨good macaroni noises✨, as someone else put it last time, more often bc FUCK i'm about to combust just from that part

Sapphire

OMG HES PLAYING FUCKING DIVINITY

noodle

I have to say as a non-binary person, I really admire the effort you go to to keep things gender neutral. A lot of other creators I’ve listened to try to keep things vague in order to avoid the gender issue but you make it sound so natural without skipping over foreplay or anything like that. I also really enjoy when you switch up the dynamic between different characters!! Guy is a really fun one I really enjoyed this audio, keep up the good work!!

thespacebetweenmystars

f u c k, Guy really is one of my favourite characters, just in general but also especially in regards to spicy time, i love how... hm, confidently slutty? he is. like, his reaction to just being KISSED by Honey is already enough to get me all hot and bothered 😩 10/10 Everyone's Favourite Pizza Guy™ fr

maka

guy and honey world domination plan commence !!

chia

i'm drunk and will be happily listening to this

Emily Anne Williams

Yeah I’m not nb but I did my first degree in linguistics so I’m always interested in seeing how he’ll keep the inclusive aspect of it and just the brain power of this human is chefs kiss

Lukas Pukas

God I love Guy and Honey so much Also, sound affects and voice acting we’re amazing as always!!

just a pebble in a pond

Look, I like my men submissive as fuck. But those moments where he was briefly dominant and the occasional rasp of his voice? Especially the "bounce on my fuCKING dick!" 😳 fuuuuuuuck meeeeeeeeee 🥵

May

I hope next month is gonne be Vincent

Birdybell

You say Guy, and I'm like, "Bro, say less. I'm there!"

ejunkiette

Guy is like a little package of HAPPINESS (with a dash of chaos sprinkles, for flavour 😂😂)💖💖💖

Asher

I mean the point is to have fun, right? You have fun with with this character, we have fun listening, it's all good

ChocolateMama

This notification was better than any “good morning” text I’ve ever received

hazel

if there's ever a day where i feel like guy is getting "too much" attention i might as well be buried. thanks for the audio! ❤️

hazel

HAHA couldn't be more true

Lauren

Agreeeeeeeed 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Ren

I kinda have hate-love relationship with Erik bc I love his audios so much bc they’re sooo top tier but I hate him at the same time bc he ruined other VAs for me. Like I literally can’t listen without comparing it to Erik’s audios and I would just stop listening and go back to Erik’s past audios lmao.

arlo

i will NEVER not be stoked about a Guy audio. i absolutely adore that he’s become the most beloved menace, and i’m so glad he’s here. and whew this was so much in the absolute BEST of ways.

arlo

PS i’ve seen others say it, but want to echo the thank you for all you do with gender neutral and inclusive language. i’m non-binary and it means the world to me.

audrey

guy. oh. my. god.

Makayla Benson

Been wanting guy for a while😋🤞🏾

macksbenefits

GUUYY YES YES LETS GO!!! AHHHH!!! YES

GlimmeringStars

Honestly it’s nice to be able to have a character that things are just simple and sweet with. It’s super comforting and is definitely not overused. You put so much effort into your work and it shows every time!

Lilian 726

I think you mean ‘not’ instead of ‘now’ haha! Changes the meaning of what you mean quite a lot, even if I’m pretty sure most people do get it!

GlimmeringStars

OMG THANK YOU! I’m trying to edit it now 😭

Amoxie

Omg I’m ur biggest fan

Mrsmiagreer

MANNNN GET YOU A GUY (literally lmao) THAT CAN DO BOTH

Riomeow

guy quoting drew gooden is extra funny when u remember drew starts all his videos with ‘hey guy’

Mia Renee

Overuse!? Are you kidding Guy is Top Tier!

Pluto

Thank you!!

Icecream4depression

Right! That shit surprised me in the best way. Full body tingling!

Leonidas

THE BRIEF STATEMENTS OF DOMINANCE HAD ME ON MY KNEES OMFG!! I LIKE SUBMISSIVE MEN BUT THE PHRASES 😵‍💫😵‍💫

✨Starlight Angel Baaabe🩷

Amazing. Never think you are overusing Guy! We love him and never get tired of him. The descriptions of the toys were so hot, and his reactions so intense, I found myself a little aroused. (Maybe not so little tbh).

Ryou (appledonuts)

I can never get enough Guy, always a pleasure 🙏 😌🩷

Nai

never apologize for Guy content. I think i speak for most of us when I say I’m in love with him. 😔✊🏾

Rin

omg please, guy audios are so so fun to listen to. The banter, witty comments and the giggles? The best. he is a welcome favorite whenever you'd like to grace us with his presence

Kate

The way I clutched my non-existent pearls when Guy told Honey to bounce on it.🥵 That was a side of the man I have never heard before

Akira Ghost Fox

lol the giggles are so great and adorable XDD i'm sorry!! his audios are just way too adorable i'm sorry XDD i for reals enjoy the audios of his for reals X3 i'm sorry i just couldnt help but laugh at the whole earlier parts of this audio and just enjoyed it all around haha! <3

EmSterling93

So would you call Guy a slice of life character....? Hehehehe

RainyDay

This audio is just full of things I love; toys, playful banter, edging, and Guy! Whether he's being a referential fuckhead or pouring out his proverbial soul, I love Guy. He's just such a treat to listen to no matter what, he lightens my mood and has me giggling along with him instantly. And listen, the things I would do if someone said "please" to me like that? Completely unspeakable.

Anthea the Tiefling

Don't forget Gavin and his "tip" to Guy when he delivered Pizza to Freelancer

Anthea the Tiefling

I think Guy's lighthearted chaos is needed on occasion. I do love his relationship with Honey. Also....as for the spicy times 😍😈😈😈🤯💖

highkeymika

"if i knew we were going on a trip i would've packed a bag" i see you jenna marbles reference and i appreciate you 🫶🫶

Loosecat 56

Love Guy. More of him is appreciated

SpacedOutAndTired

My boyyyyy!!! I love him so much you dont even know

kjx

I would be Very embarrassed to admit how many times I've listened to this 😬😬

Mossball_in_Orbit

I L O V E Guy content! Not even counting the sexy parts. I just love Guy’s chaotic energy as it reflects my own and I can’t help but crack up laughing! I don’t know who I love more at this point him or Lasko

☆•RedRiot•☆

I swear to God Guy has literally shot up on my list of boys I can't get enough of..... and the way he's soo funny after having made us cum like that!! Ugh!! Sir marry me 😩😩😩😩😩😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

mmochiss

I’m a solid 5 minutes and one (1) second into this audio and I want this twink OBLITERATED

Lilian 726

Girl shake my hand because I don’t think there’s a word that properly describes how much I wanna just SAME

Rin

I'm back listening to this, and when he's talking about the word flesh and then goes 'thoughts?' my brain's instant response is always 'And prayers, my guy' and that felt fitting for him.

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Andie James

Honestly, the pronunciation of the word "milk" as "malk" is SO much worse

Arte.Mx

we love our chaotic vers king

Rae

I LOVE HIM THE MEMEY LITTLE FUCK

Lilian 726

The aggression here is everything I’m dying HAHA

malika.

Not to get all sentimental on our chaotic meme of a man's literal porn audio lol, but it's lovely how Guy always seems to mention how beautiful he finds it when Honey comes. He sounds so captivated by them when he says it. It's such a pretty moment between these two.

AceofSpades

i'm sorry, twink? you KNOW he's a twunk. nothing less.

cloudybun

the "mah nasty bone spidah" gets me every time its so funny

Ducky Pond

GUY SHOWING OFF A LIL DOM SIDE!?!? THE GROWLING???? THE DEMANDING!?!?! THE PART WERE HES GETTING US OFF AND HE’S ALL ROUGH AND SHIT!??? Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE the twink pizza man. The whining and begging is *chefs kiss* FAN-FUCKING-TASIMAL. BUT!! I would just DIE for our king to properly show off his inner switch. I just want an audio where he’s acting like he’s letting us do our typical dom thing and then BAM, HE TAKES THE LEAD. And he is a HEAVY HITTER. I imagine we have had a rough day/week/month/whatever, our grumpiness is at peak grumpy (since it’s canonical that we’re basically David in this scenario) and Guy’s like “you know, you always make a mess of me, and don’t get me wrong, I enjoy it a lot (insert Guy’s iconic “ehe” here) but this time, I think I wanna see YOU ruined 😚” and he just fucking PLOWS US- FULL ON DAVID LUNAR SOLSTICE OUR ASS and immediately goes back to “Ehe” after he’s done while we’re still totally out of it.

Miimaas

This is one of my favorite audios of all time

Aramisskai

I felt this to my core 😳😳 His banter, his laughs, his chaotic antics. I could go on really. Basically I could always, ALWAYS go for Guy. And moist is a way worse sounding word than flesh. He gon have to fight me on that 😂

Kayin

The Jenna and Julian vibes are the best. This is so fun to listen to after listening to the past/present video 🥰

Ash

His dialogue is SO GOOD WHAT?!? His laugh is so contagious! I loved every minute of this 😂😂

ur deviant baby

please overuse this character to your hearts content 🫶🏽 he’s by far my favorite you’ve ever created

dreamagain

Everytime I go back to this audio, I always also go back to this comment. Beautiful.

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there's smth about this audio man i stg

t4llhum4n

Help I misinterpreted "audio" as an adjective rather than a noun and fully thought that you were referring to Erik as "the audio man"

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LMAO

mmochiss

NOT THE AUDIO MAN LMAOOO

Jules13

I wonder how many people get the bloodhound gang reference😄

Pym_Phoenix

Ok but Guy is my ideal boyfriend type amd he's not even real!!!! Please continue to give us the best boi content🤩

highkeymika

everytime i listen to this some of the lines remind me how desperate i am for a dom Guy audio 🤲🤲i beg , just a crumb

Sam

Sameeeee

Jules13

The way he says "bounce on my fucking dick" - as if he was in charge😏 still soooo fucking 🔥 And! And! The way all the bois always ask for consent is sooo sexy and reassuring

Jules13

Nooo, this version of Guy is PERFECTION 🔥💥

Ren

*high five*

Mathis

I dunno what it says about me that I immediately fell in love when he said "A little less nature documentary and a little more BATTLE BOTS." but here I am, in love with this big ol nerd

Cyma Hana

This is extra funny with the head canon the hoodie was in fact Guys way way back and Honey stole it first. It just ‘changes’ owners every couple months after a stealing spree.

Jules13

Don't know about you guys but I for one am VERY protective of stuff that's actually mine. Like my headphones, some tech gadgets, FOOD and even towels. And my actual real hubby is taller than me, so when I imagine the stealing scenario happening irl? I'm going straight to screaming and murder. Ain't no one taking my stuff and potentially stretching it out😑 is that just me or is anyone else strangely obsessed with that kind of boundaries and respect???

Emery Elias

It’s his little “hehe 👹” that get me every time I listen to this 😭 I need a boyfriend like him he is so adorable with his chaos

Cameron

the way i listened to this so much I memorized the lines at the beginning....

lilac ♡

I put the audio in 1.25 by accident and I didn't realize until the very end 😭. Now I have a excuse to listen to the audio again tho 😼

Mossball_in_Orbit

“I’m stu- I’m stuck!” BRO IM FUCKING DYING

Miles

33:56

Remy Darling

"--OH AND YOU ARE GETTING CLOSE." -pauses- "...hi honey. hi. hello. hi. aw baby, your so beautiful up close!" He just turns on the cuteness and we HAVE to let him steal our hoodies.

EmSterling93

When he said 'I love the way you feel, your whole body pressing down on me'...I felt that.

woagh

So I'm like, a 4-5 kinsey scale girlie, my interest in men is mostly relegated to fiction- and Guy's really got me out here kicking my feet going "okay but if I DID date a guy irl... 🥰🙈"

The Bug Boy

Relistening to this, and I believe we should get a sequel to this where the rolls are reversed I mean what who said that 👀

RainyDay

My best friend and I were chilling in the car talking about sexuality and porn and our experiences with those things, as we're both trans and have complicated relationships with them, and I was talking about this channel and how much of a revelation it was for me to find sexy material that it seemed was actually made with me in mind. I've talked about this channel with them before, and they asked me how the dialogue stays gender neutral; they were trying to imagine it and I couldn't really describe it well so I played part of this audio for them. I figured Guy would be a good intro because he's so lighthearted and playful, his audios feel pretty low-stakes and comfortable. My friend's reactions were "OK I get it." "Oh he does a lot with his breathing. Like you can tell when 'you' did something because his breathing changes." "Wow he's very good at this!" "I like Guy :)" "...I'm downloading Patreon." So ayyyy I might have brought in a new subscriber, share your porn with your friends it's fun 👍🏻

Chester Roossien

thats how I got here (I don't know OP, my friend just did the same thing and now here I am)😎

Cheezy Comma Grilled

I have not said "mosquito" any other way since I listened to this for the first time

Nocogo12

Must be the wind 👀

Nocogo12

Nah, same. I get irraitonally annoyed when my mum uses my mugs even though I know for a fact I don't need them

Creeper

I wish there were words to describe how much I love guy and his adorable laugh

Cheezy Comma Grilled

I have been dying to know what Guy's friend's name is and after roughly a thousand listens I think I finally caught it! It's something like Jin (maybe djinn or Jen?)